Oliver: Please sir, c'n I have some more?
Mr. Bumble. *mumbles something into the crappy microphone that you can't understand*
Oliver: *long pause before director whispers line to second grader who is playing Oliver* Please sir, c'n I have some more?
Mrs. Corny: CATCH HIM!
Mr. Bumble. *mumbles something into the crappy microphone that you can't under stand*
Mrs. Corny: HOLD HIM!
Mr. Bumble. *mumbles something into the crappy microphone that you can't under stand*
*begin singing sequence AKA piano playing in the background as Mrs. Corny and Mr. Bumble say the words monotonously*
Then a few more things happen. Oliver sings "Where is Love" as a choir of second graders surround him and start singing out of tune with him. Then we get to the Sowerberry's.
Mr. Sowerberry: * not trying to act* Well he can be a coffin follower, so that they he could be in proportion for the children's practice.
*close curtain as two men walk by with a trunk that's supposed to be a curtain AKA as a scene that makes completely no sense at all*
Mrs. Sowerberry: *not trying to act* For one, just for once, you might have a good idea.
Later:
*through closed curtain*
Noah Claypole: *sounds like he's rapping* Open the door will you. Open the door.
*open curtain*
*Oliver and Noah exchange dialogue*
Noah: Where's your mother?
Oliver: She's dead.
Noah: What did she die of? Shortage of breath?
Oliver:
WhAaaaAt? *actually sounds like "Wuuuuut?"*
*pretend to fight each other, which looks like they're just punching each other lightly*
Mrs. Sowerberry: *screaming into the microphone and causing the feedback screech sound*: THE BOY IS MAD! WE ALL COULD BE MURDERED IN OUR BEDS! STOP HIM SOMEONE STOP HIM!
Mr. Sowerberry: *monotone* Stop him, someone stop him.
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