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 Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 3:44 pm
EngelerDeamon i'm paranoid about that, so i go and get checkups when i visit the doctor every six months, too. I should go make a Useful Paranoia award for you, Engeler, and mail it to you. *nods* I have a friend who is the exact opposite and I want to strangle him. To put it bluntly, he's a bit of a whore. He finds out about people's history after sleeping with them and then he brushes it off as if 'oh, it's ME, I don't need to get tested, I have an invincible p***s.' ((lol. we should start a thread of quotes from guild conversations)) Perhaps it wouldn't be so bad of him if it wasn't such a regular occurrence.
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 5:36 pm
Valdae EngelerDeamon i'm paranoid about that, so i go and get checkups when i visit the doctor every six months, too. I should go make a Useful Paranoia award for you, Engeler, and mail it to you. *nods* I have a friend who is the exact opposite and I want to strangle him. To put it bluntly, he's a bit of a whore. He finds out about people's history after sleeping with them and then he brushes it off as if 'oh, it's ME, I don't need to get tested, I have an invincible p***s.' ((lol. we should start a thread of quotes from guild conversations)) Perhaps it wouldn't be so bad of him if it wasn't such a regular occurrence.
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 8:33 am
Valdae EngelerDeamon i'm paranoid about that, so i go and get checkups when i visit the doctor every six months, too. I should go make a Useful Paranoia award for you, Engeler, and mail it to you. *nods* I have a friend who is the exact opposite and I want to strangle him. To put it bluntly, he's a bit of a whore. He finds out about people's history after sleeping with them and then he brushes it off as if 'oh, it's ME, I don't need to get tested, I have an invincible p***s.' ((lol. we should start a thread of quotes from guild conversations)) Perhaps it wouldn't be so bad of him if it wasn't such a regular occurrence. wow. i didn't know there was a such thing as USEFUL paranoia. hehe.
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 8:37 am
Kharybuce I've had my fair share of sexual partners, but I've always played safe. I've been tested a couple of times, but I'm more afraid of the little STDs than AIDs. Some of the little ones you can have and never know it. eek apparently, if you have 'useful' paranoia, you freak about it ALL. yay for people who worry about sex afterwards!!
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 8:56 pm
Lock The Cards Umm, no. I know for a fact you don't get an infection from having crap in some orifice. Remember, you'd get it in your a**s. Why? It's just as sensetive and open as any other orifice. Need an example? You can transmit STDs through the a**. Are you joking? There are some bacteria in the end of the digestive tract that are potentially lethal if you put them back in your mouth(eating feces). Because feces weren't meant to be there, they are meant to be in the rectum. Likewise, the v****a is quite sterile by comparison. And if said bacteria went into her v****a there's no telling what she could come down with. You NEVER switch from a**l to vaginal. You MUST change the condom at very least before you switch orfices.
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:21 am
So thjis thread basically went from an embarassing story to sexual education. I wouldn't "switch" just to be safe, but I have seen porn stars recieve back door action and then.....use their mouths on....it. If it's that deadly wouldn't a lot of porn stars be dead. Not that I watch porn....I mean...that's just....silly.....*ahem.* ninja
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:49 am
Digital Leviathan Lock The Cards Umm, no. I know for a fact you don't get an infection from having crap in some orifice. Remember, you'd get it in your a**s. Why? It's just as sensetive and open as any other orifice. Need an example? You can transmit STDs through the a**. Are you joking? There are some bacteria in the end of the digestive tract that are potentially lethal if you put them back in your mouth(eating feces). Because feces weren't meant to be there, they are meant to be in the rectum. Likewise, the v****a is quite sterile by comparison. And if said bacteria went into her v****a there's no telling what she could come down with. You NEVER switch from a**l to vaginal. You MUST change the condom at very least before you switch orfices. Funny that I never got anything from it. ninja
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:11 pm
Well, there's nothing you can do about it now but pretend like nothing happened. Could have been worse.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:11 pm
Okay, This is odd but..
I liked this guy. He was two years older than me. He wanted to show me this new video game he got. I'm like sure.
So I go right? His family isn't there. I'm thinking, Okay odd. They're normally here. He hands me a drink, I take a sip and I automatically notice it's whiskey. I like whiskey, It's yummy to me. So I drink somemore.
Next thing ya know. I'm in a bed with him, giving him a blow job.
Oh lord. I'm thinking that was such a mistake so I stop, being kinda dizzy I fall off the bed, I realized my pants are gone so little partly drunken me looks for my pants to get the hell outta there. I realized he drank some after he tried to give me a**l. >>
Got my pants, put them on and stumbled out of there.
Oh dear, No more whiskey for me. gonk
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:52 pm
I'm still a virgin so I wouldn't know what it's like. But at least it's useful to learn from other peoples experiences right?
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 1:03 am
Erratic Distortia I'm still a virgin so I wouldn't know what it's like. But at least it's useful to learn from other peoples experiences right?
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:45 pm
EngelerDeamon Eternalnight666 EngelerDeamon Dathu EngelerDeamon *Laughs.* It probably would have happened to me, except for one problem: I'm gay! Good. that's why I'm here. ^_~ Its still could... somewhat happen if you umm.. do a**l sex... still can get STD's from it don't cha know? yes, i'm very well aware of that. explaining why the last time i had sex, it was my now EX-boyfriend (*bawls for a few minutes, then sniffles up*) about six months ago. and nobody before that, either. i'm paranoid about that, so i go and get checkups when i visit the doctor every six months, too. YAY FOR HEALTHINESS. IT"S GOOD TO KEEP YOUR ORGANS SQUEAKY CLEAN YA
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:38 am
Eternalnight666 EngelerDeamon Eternalnight666 EngelerDeamon Dathu EngelerDeamon *Laughs.* It probably would have happened to me, except for one problem: I'm gay! Good. that's why I'm here. ^_~ Its still could... somewhat happen if you umm.. do a**l sex... still can get STD's from it don't cha know? yes, i'm very well aware of that. explaining why the last time i had sex, it was my now EX-boyfriend (*bawls for a few minutes, then sniffles up*) about six months ago. and nobody before that, either. i'm paranoid about that, so i go and get checkups when i visit the doctor every six months, too. YAY FOR HEALTHINESS. IT"S GOOD TO KEEP YOUR ORGANS SQUEAKY CLEAN YA Clenliness- right next to godliness... XD
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:29 am
What was the mistake? Wrong hole? Rule number one have a plan before the alcohol gets drunk or the clothes come off. Rule number two, don't drink enough to screw up your plan. Rule number three, wear a goddamn condom biggrin
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:33 am
shaitan393 What was the mistake? Wrong hole? Rule number one have a plan before the alcohol gets drunk or the clothes come off. Rule number two, don't drink enough to screw up your plan. Rule number three, wear a goddamn condom biggrin
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