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 Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:42 pm
Lolz.
I love the "Ask your church for some wholesome television program suggestions."
Like brainwashing is wholesome.
@_@ BE CHRISTIAN!!!
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:28 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:25 pm
This is so ridiculous I'm led to believe it can't be true. It's a satire.
People don't really BELIEVE this do they?! I mean.... COUNT CHOCULA?! gonk
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:32 pm
Quote: Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. (COUNT CHOCULA CEREAL MEANS YOU COMMUNICATE WITH THE DEVIL) *cracks up, ROFL* I guess Cinnamon Toast Crunch gives me access to the Gingerbread Man xD I'd be quite scared if it wasn't all satire xD
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 9:31 pm
I guess eating count chocula is the equivalent of having communion wafers???? neutral maybe??
I bet some idiots out there take it seriously.................. stare
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 4:45 pm
This is a classic example of putting people in a box and saying they are all the same and therefore bad.
People are stupid, not tolerant and stupid, yes I mean me too.
You can't just put people in a box becaues everyone is different and is supposed to be, diversity exists not to stomp out but embrace.
Diversity exists BECAUSE IT IS MEANT TO.
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:13 am
LOL I remember this, ooh man how awesomely stupid that thread was...great laugh however
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:01 pm
Quote: Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
Forgive my language but that's BULLSHIT!
None of those symbols are satanic in origin.
Reversed Cross: The reversed cross, also known as the cross of St. Peter, has also been used as an emblem of Satanism, although more often by non-satanists than believers. Historically, it has been a symbol of humility, a symbol of Martyred St. Peter's refusal to be crucified in the manner of Christ, preferring to be hung upside down.
Pentagrams/pentacles: The pentagram is a five pointed star commonly associated with Wicca, Ritual magick, Satanism, and Masonry. The Pentagram has a long and complex history as a religious symbol. Found scrawled in caves of ancient Babylonia, the five pointed star was copied from the star shaped pattern formed by the travels of the planet Venus in the sky. The emblem remained popular through many cultures and time periods- it was called the pentalpha by the Greeks, who believed it had magical properties. For a time, it was the official seal of the city of Jerusalem.
Ankh: Ancient Egyptian symbol of fertility, life and immortality. Also known as an Ansata cross, it is a visual representation of a sandal strap. The lower cross represents the masculine aspect of divinity; the top loop, the feminine. The Ankh is considered to have meaning in Ritual magick and in Wiccan/Neopagan traditions.
Except from some fluffy-bunnies using these symbols as tools in their "spells" or "satanic rituals", this is all bullshit.
Religious Symbology is T3h_shit!
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:12 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:38 pm
I've seen a couple times, and it just gets funnier every time.
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:19 am
Frequently wears black clothing.
Check... what? Is there a PROBLEM???
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Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
Not really.
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Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
No, I hate makeup.
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Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various
other Satanic worshipping symbols.
crying But ankhs are so PRETTY!!!!
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Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
...um... My ears? wink
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Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
SWEENEY TODD!
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Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
Well, I have a friend who came up to me and said, "Iris, this is a fully developed male dog. I can testify." And that's just the tip of the glacier.
Does that count?
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Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
I'm too lazy to pray, read the bible, go to church, or play sports.
Unless you mean chess! I play chess a lot!
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Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
Meh, not so much. Satanism's 9 titanic sins are cool though.. especially agree with stupidity.
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Takes drugs.
Not as far as I know. But hey...
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Drinks alcohol.
See above.
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Is suicidal and/or depressed.
Me???
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Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
You'll want Emily for that one.
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Complains of boredom.
And?
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Sleeps too excessively or too little.
My computer... it calls me!
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Is excessively awake during the night.
What the first response said.
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Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
Well, when it gets hot, I get crabby.
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Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
SHHH! I'm READING!
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Spends large amounts of time alone.
See what first responder said, I'm an only child.
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Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
Gee, seeing what I wrote above...
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Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
Pff, obviously.
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Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
Kiddo, my own PARENTS disregard the very same authority figures. rolleyes
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Misbehaves at school.
Little old me?
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Misbehaves at home.
I'm as innocent as a lamb!
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Eats excessively or too little.
Nope.
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Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. (COUNT CHOCULA CEREAL MEANS YOU COMMUNICATE WITH THE DEVIL)
...count chocula cereal? xd
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Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
...No.
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Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
COMMUNISTIC CENSORSHIP!
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Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
Woot! Roleplaying!
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Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
Remember the 'Insomnia'?
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Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
The latter, yes.
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Dances to music in a provocative manner.
...Why, do you think it's provocative?
*cough*perverse child*cough*
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-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
Nope, does asexual count?
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-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Philosophy is not a cult religion, you idiot. Neither is Buddhism or Hinduism. 'Paganism'? Way too general. Wicca is borderling, I think.
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Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
Woe is me, I was born on Wednesday, to be specific.
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Claims to be a goth.
Nah... But apparently I am...
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:17 pm
++ Quote: - Frequently wears black clothing. ++ Quote: - Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. -- Quote: - Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. ++ Quote: - Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. ++ Quote: - Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. ++ Quote: - Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) ++ Quote: - Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. ++ Quote: - Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. ++ Quote: - Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. ++ I'm Sooo counting natural herbs for this. ++ ++ Quote: - Is suicidal and/or depressed. -- Quote: - Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) ++ ++ Quote: - Sleeps too excessively or too little. -- Quote: - Is excessively awake during the night. ++ Quote: - Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) ++ Quote: - Demands an unusual amount of privacy. ++ Quote: - Spends large amounts of time alone. ++ Quote: - Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) WTF?! ++ Quote: - Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. Wow, if that burns their brisket, wait until they have unprotected sex with their first bisexual partner in their second week of college and start drinking excessively because they're given their first taste of freedom. . . we should take pictures and use them for blackmail should they try to run for any type of office. ++ Quote: - Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. That's just vague enough to take away my vegetables. AUTHORITY FIGURES. . . figures. -- ++ ++ Quote: - Eats excessively or too little. It's called an eating disorder. Call your doctor, your priest can't help you. ++ Quote: - Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. +- Quote: - Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) I sucked blood from a cut and didn't care what it tasted like. mmm, red stuff, lets try some more. ++ Quote: - Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) Oh s**t they're onto us! *turns off Back to the Future* ++ Quote: - Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. ++ Quote: - Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. Why shouldn't I? My bible is running out of crayon space. ++ Quote: - Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. ++ Quote: - Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. ++ Quote: - Expresses an interest in sex. X-Teen, that's all we think about. ++ +- Quote: - Is homosexual and/or bisexual. Still not sure. ++ Quote: - Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. I'm kinda agreeing with Scientology, but not enough to actually side with NeoConFacists. ++ Quote: - Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". +- Aww, look at the little score! 31.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:54 pm
This is insane! I'm gonna find the person who posted this, then talk some sense into them.
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