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 Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:02 pm
Itachi's probably got a gigantic pan or something hidden under that cloak. =E
-Gasp- What about on holidays like Thanksgiving -- family reunion-type thing?
Sakura: Mom, dad.. meet my husband! And his.. um, brother!
Mrs. Haruno: Oh, right.. Uchiha Itachi? Aren't you the one who--
Sasuke: -Stabs the turkey-
[And an awkward silence settles over the table.]
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:09 pm
*Nods* I'd say its a giant Spork! ... Or spoon. But the spork would do more damage!
*gasp*
What if hes got a huge Bazuka! Hes got the futre technology goin on here! BOOMMM! *Blows up pathetic little Kohana*
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:34 pm
ok its just to funny to say blaugh (so tell me to anyway)
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:52 pm
xD I could so see that.
For Christmas:
Sasuke: *wearing a santa hat* *mumbles* This one's from your uncle. *shoves it at his kids*
Kids: Yay! *open up the presents* It's...
Itachi: *in a tacky Cristmas sweater* purple nail polish. heart So you can be just like me!
Sakura: Oh, how cute. =] Sasuke-kun, isn't that cu-
Sasuke: @.X MY CHILDREN ARE NOT GOING TO WEAR NAIL POLISH!!!
Kids: o_____o......;___; M-m-mama....
Sakura: >> Sasuke-kun. Kitchen. Talk. NOW. Itachi, please watch the children. n.n *shoves Sasuke into the kitchen*
Sasuke: x.x
Itachi: Foolish little brother. :> *looks at the children* Your foolish father. He lacks the Christmas Spirit.
Kids: *nod*
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:04 pm
Iia xD I could so see that.
For Christmas:
Sasuke: *wearing a santa hat* *mumbles* This one's from your uncle. *shoves it at his kids*
Kids: Yay! *open up the presents* It's...
Itachi: *in a tacky Cristmas sweater* purple nail polish. heart So you can be just like me!
Sakura: Oh, how cute. =] Sasuke-kun, isn't that cu-
Sasuke: @.X MY CHILDREN ARE NOT GOING TO WEAR NAIL POLISH!!!
Kids: o_____o......;___; M-m-mama....
Sakura: >> Sasuke-kun. Kitchen. Talk. NOW. Itachi, please watch the children. n.n *shoves Sasuke into the kitchen*
Sasuke: x.x
Itachi: Foolish little brother. :> *looks at the children* Your foolish father. He lacks the Christmas Spirit.
Kids: *nod*
And I would so pay to see Itachi in a tacky Christmas sweater. o_o
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:11 pm
Kairi.nin Iia xD I could so see that.
For Christmas:
Sasuke: *wearing a santa hat* *mumbles* This one's from your uncle. *shoves it at his kids*
Kids: Yay! *open up the presents* It's...
Itachi: *in a tacky Cristmas sweater* purple nail polish. heart So you can be just like me!
Sakura: Oh, how cute. =] Sasuke-kun, isn't that cu-
Sasuke: @.X MY CHILDREN ARE NOT GOING TO WEAR NAIL POLISH!!!
Kids: o_____o......;___; M-m-mama....
Sakura: >> Sasuke-kun. Kitchen. Talk. NOW. Itachi, please watch the children. n.n *shoves Sasuke into the kitchen*
Sasuke: x.x
Itachi: Foolish little brother. :> *looks at the children* Your foolish father. He lacks the Christmas Spirit.
Kids: *nod*
And I would so pay to see Itachi in a tacky Christmas sweater. o_o
-Easter-
Sakura: *in the backyard* Ok, whoever finds the most eggs doesn't have to do their chores for a week.
Sasuke: O.O <3 *grabs a basket*
Kids: O.O <3 *gets their baskets ready*
Sakura: Ready....steady....GO!
Kids: *run off the find eggs*
Sasuke: *starts to run*
Sakura: *grabs him by the collar* This isn't for YOU.
Sasuke: >> Dammit.
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:23 pm
Ah! I have an urge to draw Uncle Tachi but my tablet isn't working ;o;
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:23 pm
Kairi.nin I can see Sasuke being abused by a pregnant Sakura.. A.. very moody and demanding pregnant Sakura..
Poor Sakura? Psh. I'm sure she'd love it. >_>
I'm not good with names. -Skips-
I think Sasuke would be an over-protective father. Maybe one of those fathers that refuses to let their daughters date, and their sons to be alone with girls.
I can see him reacting quite calmly, then at some random moment have an angry outburst. o_o;
Of course. He'll be a pushover father, I bet. They ask for something, Sakura refuses, but Sasuke gets it for them anyway. They'd be spoiled little brats.
Hrm. All female? .. I wonder if Sasuke would approve of sex changes.. O.O; i think the same way!
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:26 pm
Ahh, the holiday specials.
I wonder if he hard girls... and had to talk about periods? rofl
*Sasuke talking to kid (girl = Sayuki)
Sayuki: Daddy. *walks over and looks up*
Sasuke: What? *is eating dinner and puts it in his mouth*
Sayuki: What's a period? *confused look on face*
Sasuke: *chokes, turns blue, and swallows finally* I'll have to leave that one to your mother.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:55 pm
You guys are soo funny! XD
*Halloween*
Sakura: Alright kids, are you in your costumes yet?
Kid: Yea look mommy! *comes out from room* I dressed up as Uncle Tachi!
Sasuke: o.o;...............
Sakura: Oh-no...
Kid: What is it mommy?
Sakura: Daddy's going to have another one of his 'moments'
Sasuke: o.o;..........
* Sakura and Kid back out of the room slowly*
Sasuke: WHY?!?!? WHYWHY WHY!!!?!?!
Naruto: -comes in with kid- Hey Sasuke, what's u-- o.o
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:06 pm
Poor Sasuke. xD
Kid: Okaa-san!
Sakura: What is it, dear?
Kid: Where do babies come from?
Sakura and Sasuke: O.O
Sasuke: Umm.. the stork!
Sakura: *hits Sasuke with her almighty spatula*
^__^
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:12 pm
xDD
I'm assuming the inside joke of this guild is going to involve Sakura's spatula of doom?
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:28 pm
XD Poor Sasuke. Getting asked about periods.
OMG. xD A kid dressed up as his uncle? That's cute!
>> The stork. Yes...the stork brings the babies! >w<
Very funny, all of you. xD
And OMG. If he has girls, what would happen when they get into...FASHION!
Child: *walks out* Morning, Mom. Morning, Dad.
Sakura: n.n Good morning, hun.
Sasuke: *looks up from reading the paper* Girl.
Child: >> I have a name. Yes?
Sasuke: I don't see your clan symbol anywhere.
Child: ._. ...Hehe. ^w^; Yeah, umm...about that...
Sasuke: Do you disprespect the Uchiha family?
Child: No, it's not that...it's just...
Sakura: *sighs* Here we go. stare
Sasuke: Please explain.
Child: It's so...TACKY. Oh my God. Dad. It's a plain fan. A fan! WHO in their right mind wears something on their clothes like a fan?! This clan has NO fashion sense. And...and...I mean...YOU of all people should agree! You've been weraing that...thing...imprinted on your clothes for your whole LIFE! doesn't it get old! Me and my sisters have decided that this clan symbol needs a change, and we've come up with a new, MUCH better symbol.
Sasuke: *twiching* And just WHAT would that symbol be?
Sakura: *trying not to laugh*
Child: THIS! ^__^ *holds up a sign, that has a bit heart, decorated with glitter, sequins, and frills*
Sasuke: WHAT?!
Sakura: *puts her hand over her mouth to keep from laughing* That...that's beautiful, honey. xD But I don't...I don't think dad would want to wear a heart. Plus, the clan symbol means a lot to your father, so it should stay as it is.
Child: .....I HATE YOU! *runs out in a hissy fit*
Sasuke: >>....*shrudders*
Sakura: All you did was freak out. You're improving. <3
Sasuke: T___T A glittery....heart?! Good Lord.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:38 pm
xDD Omg. That's great.
Waitwait. What about.. dating? >>
Daughter: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! YAY!
Sasuke: .. No you don't.
Daughter: .. Daddy.. ._.
Sasuke: Is he older than you?
Daughter: Only by one month!
Sasuke: No.
Daughter: Well.. what if he was the same age as me?
Sasuke: Hm.. No.
Daughter: What if he was younger?
Sasuke: *Raises an eyebrow* Are you trying to take advantage of little boys?
Daughter: DAD.
Sasuke: No.
Daughter: Agh. When are you going to let me have a boyfriend!?
Sasuke: When you're married.
Daughter: .. *Starts crying* MOMMY! Daddy's trying to keep me from being happy!
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:49 pm
xD Yes. The infamous "No dating until you're married." That is EXACTLY how I think Sasuke would be. But one day...
Sasuke: I've talked to your mother about this, and -"She forced me."- I've decided that I will let you go on your date this boy.
Daughter: =D Really?!
Sasuke: :] Yes.
Daughter: Yay! Daddy, I love you! <3 *hugs him* Okay, I bet he's waiting, I have to go, bye! <3
Sasuke: Don't have sex. Don't kiss, don't hug. Don't sit next to each other and if he tries anything, use your jutsu.
Daughter: o.o DAD!
Sasuke: Now off with you.
Daughter: >W< EEE! *runs out the door*
Sasuke: ....>> *runs into the kitchen* Naruto.
Naruto: Yeah?
Sasuke: She left. Now go, and don't get caught.
Naruto: Sasuke. Don't you think it's a little wrong to get your best friend to SPY on your daughter's date?
Sasuke: No.
Naruto: -.- Alright. *stands up* Later, Sakura-chan.
Sakura: I feel sorry for the poor couple. :[
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