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 Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:37 pm
"It has teeth like...it can jump about... Just look at the bones!" domokun -Tim the Enchanter
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:40 pm
"An African swallow, or European swallow?" - King Arthur
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:42 pm
And then there is "This is his Gourd!" -Village Religous Fanatic from The Life of Brian
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:42 pm
"It's our cat. He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn."
"Is he ... dead?"
"Oh, no!"
"Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time."
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:29 am
"We don't have enought rations for five people. One will have to use this" (takes out gun)
"I'll do it, I'm not a full man anymore!"
"You lost your arms too"
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 1:45 pm
"What are you?"
We're french you silly king! Why else would we have these outrageous accents?"
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:33 pm
"ahh i dont thnk so, u see he already has one" *mutters*,,,"i told him we already got one" *laughter*
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:04 pm
"AAAAAAAALBATROOOOOSS!!! AAAALBATROOOOOS!!!" "w-what flavor is it?" "it's a bloody sea bird! it hasn't got no bloody flavor! bloody...bloody..."
"No one ever expects...THE SPANISH INQUSITION"
"Have you got the fluff up at one end?"
"BRillAnt! Then cut!"
"This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up daisies! ....This is an EX-Parrot!"
"Oh--fishy, fishy, fishy, fish..."
"If I told you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me."
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
"our main weapon is fear fear and suprise suprise and fear. Our two weapons are fear surpris and ruthless eficiency no no our three three weapons are fear suprise ruthless efficency and a almost fanaticle devostion to the pop. Four four oh i'll just come in again!!!! "
"I did't want to be a barber... I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!"
"Listen strange women lyin' in ponds is no basis for asystem of goverment! supreme executive dririve from a madate from the masses not some farcical aquatic cerimony! I mean if I went 'round sayin' I was an emperor just cause some mositened bint had lobbed a simitar at me they'd put me away!"
"shut up will you?! Shut up!"
"I want a fish licesne!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:42 pm
Nobody knows this one but I think it's funny:
"I object to all this sex on the television, I mean, I keep falling off"
"I'm sorry I'm late, but my walk has gotten sillier as of late."
"It's up to us people, who are out of our tiny minds to help them. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a silly voice and then you can paint half of your body green and the other red and then you can jump up and down going SQAUCK, SQAUCK, SQAUCK and then you can go NEURH, NEURH, NEURH and then you can roll around on the floor going P-TING, P-TING ::he demonstrates::"
mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:11 pm
"Arther two-sheds jackson"
"All hail the Cheese-makers"
"Not much of a cheese shop is it"
"Get back here you yellow bellied b*****d!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:53 pm
"I never wanted to do this... I didn't want to be a weather reporter! I always wanted to be... A lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the rivers of British Columbia!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:16 am
"Is it behind the rabbit?"
"It IS the rabbit!"
"What?! Oh, go chop it's head off!"
*sqweak* *thud*
"Holy s**t!"
"I warned you! I warned you, but did you listen--NO! It's just a little bunny rabbit!"
"Oh, shut up!!! Attack!"
*charges*
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"...RUN AWAY!!!!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:54 pm
"I soiled my armor, I was so scared!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:27 pm
you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiiith.....A HERRING!!!!*holds up the herring*
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:57 pm
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