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 Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:44 pm
Yo' mama so old, that when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick!
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:45 pm
[[My last joke and its a mean one.]]
How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?
You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!
[[The yo mama jokes are not to offen anyone who reads them just to make it clear!]]
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:15 am
Hehe.. thank you! original karbear so yea, thre were two guys out hunting.. I think I've heard that one, haha, but it works.
<3 Kohana Ichibana I remembered 1 joke, its old though. One joke is better than none! And I liked it (: It's book-worthy. Thanks for the million and a half you gave! Out of the 77 we had so far, there was a section dedicated to blonde jokes.. and it only had four. So I think that the blonde jokes are by far the best, though the duck one comes pretty close.
<3
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:28 pm
if you happen to make a section for long jokes... here's a good one for you:
On One night little Johnny was lying asleep in his bed and was awakened by a noise. He lay there for a second and realized it was coming from his parents' room. He jumped up and ran to their room only to find them awake, having sex. He just stared wide eyed at them for a while, not knowing what they were doing. He walked a little closer to the bed and said, "Daddy?", voice quivering, afraid and unaware of what they were doing. "What are you and Mummy doing?" The Dad jumped a little, startled, rolled over to see his son. "Well, Johnny, I'm...um... You know how you were wanting a baby brother?" "yes..." replied little Johnny in a timid voice. "Well, I'm a putting little brother in your Mummy for you." Joanne smiled and said, "oh, OK!" and left the room feeling safe and secure. The Dad felt good about himself for his witty and quick-on-the-spot answer and rolled over to fall asleep in his wife's arms. The next day after work, Daddy came home to find Johnny sitting on the grass crying. "Whats wrong???" Daddy asked as he picked his son up filled with concern. "Daddy! you... you know.. *sniff* my little brother that you put in Mummy???" "yes..." the Dad replied nervously. "well... well... Today... *sniff... The mailman came over and he ate him!"
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:33 pm
well, i hope no one hates me for this, but i have a celebrity joke...
One day, a little boy went up to his father with a question... "Daddy, is God male or female?" The father replied, "Well son, he's both." the boy thought about this then walked off happy with the answer.
The next day, the boy came ack to his father and asked him, "Daddy, is God black or white?" The father thought about this for a moment then replied, "Well God is both son." the son said "Thanks daddy." then walked away.
Well the next day the son came back to his father and said to him, "Daddy, you said that God is both male and female, and is both balck and white, right?" to this the father replied, "Yes son, i did." The pondered this for a moment, then said to his father, "If that is true, then is Michael Jackson God?"
yes, it bashes Michael, but i still love his music...
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:51 pm
What did the scarf say to the toque? "I'll hang around here, you go on a head."
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:52 am
oh i know one.......
moew
(kidding)
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:57 pm
One day a poor old lady found a dollar.
With that dollar she bought a lottery ticket. She won the lottery!
She bought a house and a dog.
She said to herself, "What should I name my house?"
And she looked around and she saw a guy mooning her so she decided to name her house "Butt."
Then she needed a name for her dog. So she looked around and saw a crack house so she named her dog "Crack".
One day about a month later she woke up and couldn't find her dog.
She looked all over the house and she couldn't find it anywhere!
So finally she called the cops and said, "Police please help me I've looked all over my Butt but I can't find my Crack!"
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