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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:18 pm
Drop to his knees, kiss Michal Jackson's feet, and begg for mercy........
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:48 pm
"NO!!!!!!!!!!! The HORRROR OF HIS FILTHY FEET,''he cried! eek
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:10 pm
Just then, Erik jumped up on the counter and started...
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:35 pm
...to pummel Micheal Jackson on the head with a frying pan, and then just for the heck of it, the Persian too. But...
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:38 pm
suddenly the magical fairy appeared and told Erik that if he didn't stop pummeling the poor people with pans, she would
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:42 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:43 pm
not do a thing, but "It really is nasty of you to hit your only friend." she said. So poor, dejected and uninspired Erik stopped pummeling the Persian, his only friend. But kept right on hitting MJ, gleefully. MJ then turned into a robot, because...
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:45 pm
becuase MJ had already been hitting people and was previously visited by the fairy that day, and considering he was already a goon, a robot was the next punishment. Then MJ started doing the robot and everybody...
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:49 pm
Joined him gleefully!!! blaugh
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:51 pm
...until Erik remembered he loathed the robot with a passion and stopped this nonsense by....
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:01 pm
..killing several people, and rushing off with Christine and the Persian, both still doing the robot which made his job all the harder. The Persian snapped out of the spell, exclaiming...
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:04 pm
"Erik, after eating your fop eggs I finally realized I...don't love you anymore!" Which caused Erik to drop...
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:21 pm
and do forty pushups to impress her.
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:10 pm
But then Erik's cape got caught under his hand and he got all tangled up in it and ended up doing a back flip in mid-air (don't ask!) So he only made a fool of himself in front of Christine. But, just when he was about to give up the Snack Fairy apeared.............
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:23 pm
...becuase she had an old grudge against that other magical fairy she aimed at the fairy planning to turn her into a toad (or Carlotta) but accidentally...
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