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 Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:52 pm
*shows Peter and Chris playing basketball*
Brian: *blows whistle* FOUL!!
Peter: Awwww... come on thats a stupid call!! And believe me, I know stupid calls.
*shows flashback*
*phone rings*
Lois: Hello?
Peter: I can't take out the trash today, im working late in the office.
Lois: The caller ID says your calling from the kitchen, in fact i can see you.
Peter: (backs out of doorway) Can you see me now?
Lois: No.
Peter: Now I am at the office.
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:56 pm
Waiter: Name please.
Lois: Griffin
Waiter: Oh, we've been waiting for you! Please right this way.
Peter: Now, come on... I get the helmet but why do i need the water wings?
Lois: You did order the soup.
Peter: Yeah like whats gonn... ahhhhhhhhh!!! get me out, get me out! These things didn't help at all!!!
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:02 pm
Peter: Hey Lois!... Thought you'd be in the mood for a classic.
Peter in Spiderman costume: *pulls across clothes line* Na na na na na na na na na na na na Spiderman!! Spiderman!!! Here comes Peter on the clothes line but it isn't Peter it is Spiderman!!! Spiderman!!! Lois, honey, let's get busy maybe in the garden right here Spiderman!! Spiderman!! Touch my can with yer' hand Spiderman!!!
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:05 am
Peter's "vision"
Peter: If a tree falls down, and nobody's around to hear it, does it still make a sound?
Tree1: Oh yeah, just last week Jerry fell down and he hasnt shut up ever since.
Fallen Tree: Yeah keep complaining, none of you have even tried to help me up, all you've done is b***h about it.
Tree2: Oh im playing you a song on the world's smallest violin.
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:11 am
Peter: Family, I have something to tell you. I don't know how to say this but, Im fat. I know, I know, I'll give you a couple of minutes to let it set in. But it's nobody's fault, Meg.
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:18 am
T.V commercial
Rabbit: Hey can I have some Trix?
Kid: Silly rabbit. Trix are for kids!
Rabbit: SHARE!! *shoots the 3 kids*
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:16 pm
Tom Tucker: There is a large storm developing on the eastern coast, our blackie weather reporter, Ollie Williams is standing by, Ollie...
Ollie Williams: IT'S HELL OUT HERE!!
Tom Tucker: Is there anything we can do for you?
Ollie Williams: BRING ME SOUP!!
Tom Tucker: What kind?
Ollie Williams: CHUNKY!!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:59 am
(Burglars in kitchen with Meg)
Burglar: (writes) We have your son!
Brian: (reads out loud) We have your son?
Lois: (on intercom) Meg is our daughter!
Burglar: (writes) Really?
Mayor West: (hit by brick and starts to bleed) My God I'm a tomato
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:58 pm
Chris: Dad, what if i said i wanted to quit scouts?
Peter: I'd say, "Come again." then i'd laugh because i said come.
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:01 pm
When the fat guy convention was at the Griffin's
Stewie: Oh my god! I bet you guys are so fat you can't even find your p***s. Find your p***s for a dollar here! Find your p***s!
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:21 pm
Stewie: It's not that I want to kill Lois, I just don't want her alive anymore.
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:53 pm
Ultragamer Remeber when peter kicked meg out the house Peter: Meg who let you back in the house LMAO... I LOVE That scene. Here is a favorite of mine: Brain: So my therapist says I'm in love... Peter: Oh my God! Brian: I know... Peter: You can talk!!! *Long silence*
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:44 pm
Stewie and Brian in the Hotel
Dealer1 in other room: You got my money?
Dealer2 in other room: You dont get da' money till I get my stuff.
Dealer1 in other room: No you aint seein da stuff until i get my money.
Stewie: (to himself) Oh for God sakes, (yells) HE'S WEARING A WIRE!!
Dealer1 in other room: What? (shoots other dealer)
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:49 pm
The Black Night
Peter: (throws knight's costume away)
Lois: Peter, what are you doing? I spent hours making that.
Peter: Im quitting. The Black Knight is just a big jerk.
Lois: Don't let it get to your head, your big meet is tomorrow and...
Peter: Wait, wait wait wait... Did you just say big meat?
Lois: I did didnt I. We almost missed that one!
(both laugh)
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:43 pm
In Grocery Store
Peter: (grabs candy bars) I want this one, and this one.
Lois: No, you only get one.
Peter: But that guy over there got both.
Lois: I dont care what the other men are getting, you only get one.
Peter: (throws both down) I HATE YOU!!
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