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 Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:14 am
xd these are so great.
i had one good idea, but i forgot what it was. all my good story ideas come to me right before i fall asleep. >.<
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:54 am
Project: Advertise!
*At team meeting*
Ruxsys: We need more members..
Phaedroth:Whyy?
Ruxsys: Uhh, because!
Phaedroth: WHY?!
Ruxsys: Because, Sora whooped us last time.
Asttrix: So we're going to fight him again?
Ruxsys: That's not what I mean..
Kriano: I'll make the video!!! *Dashs off*
Phaedroth: *Sighs* Whatever, meeting ajoined.
______*Several hours later*_________
*Kriano walks into the video room*
Kriano: DONE! Oh, wait. No one's here. Might as well check up on the video though. *Pops video in*
(Video)
*We see the city from the top of one of the towers of the orginization, We hear Kriano say*
Kriano: Welcome to the world that never was. I'll be your host Kriano. This is where all nobodies come from. Don't you want to be one?
*We skip to a new scene, Kriano walks up to Xenora*
Kriano: Hi! What do you like best about the orginization?
Xenora: What? Like? I don't have feeling you retard. Besides, what is there to like in this..?
Kriano: OKAY, times up! *Whispers to camera* Don't worry, she has anger issues.
*Xenora hears this, and several, "Arrgh, Pain, AHHH!!" later, we get to a new scene..Of heartless!*
Kriano: These are heartless, our enemies. We steal hearts from them. Let's see what one has to say..
Heartless:...Krah! *Attacks Kriano*
*Kriano screams like a little girl*
*Next scene*
Kriano: Man, I'm tried of this. Let's talk to the team leader, Phaedroth!
*Walks up to Phaedroth.*
Kriano: Yo, what's up?
Phaedroth: Why aren't you on your mission?
Kriano: What mission?
Phaedroth: The one we disscussed at the meeting.
Kriano: What meeting...
*You see the screen become bright red*
Kriano: Not the ice, not the Ice!!
*You then skip to the next scene to see Kriano with his arm frozen.*
Kriano: Join now! Or else we send heartless to kill you and leave your body behind.
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:44 pm
Kriano tells a fariy tale.
*Kriano waves at the camera*
Kri.:Hello, this is fariy tales with Kriano. Today we will be doing The Three Little piglets.
Once upon a time, Four little nobodies lived happliy in their different houses. The first two, Asttrix and Xenora, lived in a wood and stick house respectively. The eldest of the four, Phaedroth, lived with his younger brother, Ruxsys, in a steel-enforced house with several rocket-lanchers, and a tank turrent.
Then a Evvviiiillll wolf/lizard thing called Kriano attacked Asttrix's house and ate her. She was yummy, but a bit sweet. Next came Xenora's house. She was a bit hard and spicy. Not yummy at all.
Then, Kriano tried to attack Phaedy's house. Kriano ate lead. It wasn't tasty. The end!
*Camera fades*
Next time: Kriano and Al, the same?
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:08 pm
Hey! Kraino is supposed to phail.
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:18 pm
my first attempt. (yeah i know it's lame.) everyone know the mirror gag?
Sora and Roxas are walking down two different parallel hallways. There is an open space in the wall separating the two halls. They both pass this opening at the same time, and continue on their way-for about three steps. They both back up and do a double take. Suprise is mirrored on their faces.
Sora & Roxas: *lean forward & are hidden again*
Sora & Roxas: *jump to the middle of the "mirror"
Sora: *sticks tongue out*
Roxas: *mirrors Sora*
Roxas: *crosses eyes*
Sora: *crosses eyes*
Sora & Roxas: *jump to other side of doorway*
Sora: *walks like a penguin*
Roxas: *dittos*
Sora & Roxas: *slides back to middle*
*stare at eachother*
Then they both get tired of this and punch eachother's lights out.
Sora & Roxas: *fall backwards*
x.x
misa: *dodges, ducks, bobs, weaves & hides*
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:19 pm
Kriano: Test.
Xenora: Kriano, Are you a lizard?
Kriano: Yeah I guess...
Xenora: So your cold blooded..
Kriano: I guess....
Xenora: Icy! (Pushs Kriano into a portal. Kriano finds himself in a very Icy region)
Kriano:...Cool...
*We find Kriano frozen several days later.*
*Xenora comes through a portal and pushs his Icecube into it*
*We see Kriano in a white room with a small window looking into it. Kriano wakes up*
Kriano: Ohh, frostbite...Where am I?
Xenora (On outside): You are in a huge micro wave, time for the fire!
Kriano: No, waiii..AIIII!!! PAIIINNN!!!
Xenora: Okay, you don't react well to extremes of either element. You are a lizard!
Kriano: (Burnt to a crisp): Greaat. Just...grea..t.*Wheeze*
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:54 pm
I bet Xenora did that to be an a**.
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:22 pm
Kriano: WTF!
(Kriano is searching in the lab.)
Kriano: Whoa! What's this...? Xenora's file.
*Flips through*
Kriano: Whoa.. They take pictures of us in the show...
*Kriano gets a minor nosebleed*
*We see Kriano walk by Xenora in the hall*
Kriano: Don't take showers anymore...Please...
Xenora: Wth?
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:36 pm
...Holy crap, something tells me Xenora would've killed Kriano if she knew exactly WHAT he was talking about xD
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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:21 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:41 am
(Yay, one of my topics is the first to be popular in the lounge!)
Driver's Ed.
(Xenora walks up to Kriano)
Xenora: Let's race in my ship!
Kriano; Whoa! How can we both race in your ship.?
Xenora: We'll get our nobodies to drive the other one.
Kriano: It better not be one of you Trumpets driving.
Xenora (Angry) Why!?
Kriano: Becasue they can't drive..At all!!
Xenora: Okay, Your Dragon Lance can drive.
Kriano: Kay.
----------------After the Race------------------
(Asttix notices Kriano sitting by himself in the the cafeteraia)
Asttrix: Hey Kriano! How was the race?
Kriano: AHHH!!! NOOOO!!! STOP!! STOP!!! PLEASE, JUST STOPPPPP!!!!
Asttix: Kriano! Step away form the light!!!
__________________________________________
Stupid
(Phaedroth notices Kriano and walks to him)
Phaedroth: Kriano, did you record the meeting?
Kriano: What, No! I thought you asked Xenora..
Phaedroth: Nevermind, It was stupid to ask you..*Phaedroth turns*
Kriano: Stupid!
(Phaedroth turns back around)
Kriano: Stupid! Stupid!! Stuuuuuupppppiiiiidddd!!
(You hear a freezing sound)
*Xenora walks up and notices a frozen Kriano, Phaedroth walks by*
Xenora: Phaedroth, what happened to Kriano?
Phaedroth:....He was being stupid.
___________________________________________
Axel heart Xenora
*Kriano sneaks up to Axel*
Kriano: *Whispering* I gotta tell you something..
Axel: What?
Kriano: Xenora loves you.
Axel: What!?!
Kriano: Yep. She wants you.
Axel: But..She's so..
Kriano: Mean? She always commands you to follow her...
Axel: OMG! It's true!
Kriano: Uh-huh. Ask her out.
-----A little while later-----------
*You see Kriano hiding as Axel asks Xenora out*
Axel: I heard you want me..
Xenora: What!!
*Axel kisses her*
*Xenora takes out her weapon*
Axel: Oh crap!!!
Xenora: Who told you this..?!
Axel: Kriano!
Xenora: I should have known! Where is that lizard!?!
Kriano: Run away!!!!
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:58 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:42 pm
Yeah...Actually, I like Axel. But Xenora thinks he's too cocky for his own good...Never told him, probably never will, but she actually admires his loyalty...to friends.
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:13 am
Kriano: WTF part 2
*We see Kriano printing several things in the basement computer*
Kriano: They shall all pay for mocking me....
*We see everyone at the meeting except for Kriano*
Phaedroth: I guess Kriano decided not to come...It's time for the slideshow!
Xenora: We have a slide...Whoa!
*Everyone's eyes widen at the pictues that are coming up on the screen*
*We see Kriano flying in his ship*
Kriano: Mwahahaha! I soooooo got them!
*We see a missle come out of the blue at destroy Kriano's ship*
*We see Xenora in her ship*
Xenora: I sssooooo got you. twisted That's for showing those pictures!
Kriano: Devil in the machince.
*Kriano's typing away on the computor*
Kriano: Come on..Google it!
*The computor does nothing for five minutes.*
Kriano: Dang it!!!
*Kriano begins to slam on the computor, a lazer cannon comes out of the ground*
Kriano *Turning around*: Crraaa...
*BZZZZT*
Computor: System failure. Do not mess with teh sweet machine.
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Kaji Motomiya Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:07 pm
The Return with a Guest
Ruxsys: "Whoo! It's been so long! Traveling to different worlds was so much fun!"
Kriano: "Hey, Ruxsys' back!"
Xenora: "...You're back..."
Asttrix: "Welcome back!"
Phaedroth: "...Meh."
Ruxsys: "Yeah...sorry I left unannounced, but I just had to go out! See the worlds! It's part of my half-human nature! Oh, I brought someone home!"
Asttrix: "...Ruxsys-san, who's the man with the red hair?"
???: "It seems my popularity among the ladies have yet to reach other worlds."
Ruxsys: "Yeah...guys, this is Zelos Wilder, from the World of Tethe'Alla. I decided to bring him home with me."
Zelos: "Hey, ladies!"
Phaedroth: "...You stupid fool..."
Ruxsys: "I thought he was cute and decided to bring him home! Can we keep him?!"
Zelos: "What?! You think I'm a pet to you?!"
Kriano: "Are you sure it's wise to bring someone from another world here?"
Ruxsys: "But I wanna keep him!" *holds Zelos' legs*
Zelos: "W-Wait! Stop it! Let go of me! I'm only for the ladies!"
Ruxsys: "Zelos-samaaa! Don't be so coooold!"
Phaedroth: "...And WHY did we wait for him to return?"
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