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 Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:59 pm
Hex.
When killing five just isn't enough
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:31 am
Flametoung Kavu
"For dim-witted, thick-skulled genetic mutants, they have pretty good aim."
--Sisay
?????????????????
It has you outnumbered one to many.
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:39 am
Lava Burst- Overkill? This isn't a game of Kick-the-Ouphe!--Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
AEther Charge- Is it just me, or does that meteor have teeth?
and my all time favorite
Goblin Piker- Once he'd worked out which end of the thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty.
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:43 pm
I like the one from Syphon Soul w/Phage on it;
As Phage drank their energy, a vague memory of Jeska stirred. Then it disappeared as Phage delighted in drinking their energy. Not sure of second sentence couldn't remember it word for word.
I didn't come to play. I came to win
-Kamahl, Pit Fighter
It gives you what you want, not what you need. -Braids, Dementia Summoner -Mirari
If there is such a thing as too much power, I have not discovered it. -Volrath (Tempest Dark Ritual)
I like all Dark Ritual flavor texts they've reprinted it a lot with different flavour text.
Few who cross Phage have the chance to repeat the mistake.
Swat
Wizards fought over the stone to exploit its power. Goblins fight over it because it's shiny.
-That one card where you produce a mtn. for each goblin under your control I forget the name Dx
I have more just can't remember them now
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:01 pm
Leyline of Lifeforce
"Where sovereignty and flesh converge"
Earth Surge
"Some gardeners sing to plants. I tell them stories - stories of how they once ruled the world, of the mortals who destroyed their kind, and of revenge."
- Bougrat, druid of the Cult of Yore
Poisonbelly Ogre
"Some claim it's a failed Simic experiment, others say a Golgari creation. Both guilds deny all responsibility, while secretly studying its strange virulence."
Gaea's Herald
"Gaea sings with the voice of nature rampant: a thousand howls, chitters, and cries, and none of them can be ignored."
Doran, the Siege Tower
"Each year that passes rings you inwardly with memory and might. Wield your heart, and the world will tremble."
I love pretty much the flavor for the entire Ravnica block, it was just really well done. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:55 am
"It would take another apocalypse to stop the slivers now"
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:25 pm
DInfiltrator Most of Unhinged and Unglued, and Niz-Mizzet's. GOTCHA! is from an old card. And see my sig. That's [last Word] right?
I think fodder cannot is quite amusing:
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:58 am
My favorites are normally on "Counterspells"
“Your attack has been rendered harmless. It is, however, quite pretty.”
—Saprazzan vizier [Counterspell - MM]
"I said ‘pick his brain,' not ‘tear off his head.'" —Riptide Project researcher [Discombobulate - X edition]
"It was probably a lousy spell in the first place." —Ertai, wizard adept [Counterspell - Tempest]
"Don't worry about it. It happens to every mage sooner or later." [Denied! - Unglued]
"I don't think so." [Force Spike - 7th]
"Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you." [Last Word - Darksteel]
"Oh, I had a conscience once. But alas, I seem to have forgotten where I put it." —Chandler [Memory Lapse - 5th]
"Well, at least all of that arm-waving and arcane babbling you did was impressive." [Remand - Ravnica]
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:27 am
"Start knockin' heads, boys, and don't stop 'til the ragamuffyn sings!" -- Kindle the Carnage
They knock 'em dead, with or without the punch line -- Demon's Jester
"Steering apparatus?! What for? Rip it out, sharpen it, and lash it to the front!" —Ktank, Gruul plowmaster(gruul warplow)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:26 pm
Distress - They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. I like to break windows and take whats inside.
Goblin prospector - I like goblins. They make littl popping noises when they die.
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:17 pm
"As far as I can tell, that frog danging from the stick serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever." - Gaddock Teeg
Caterwauling boggart
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:46 pm
Kamahl, the pit fighter -
I didn't come here to play, I came here to win.
Ibb -
"Everyone but me, CHARGE!"
Counterspell -
"It was probably a lousy spell in the first place."
Battle of wits -
"The wizard that reads 1000 books is powerful. The wizard who memorizes 1000 books is insane."
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:32 pm
From the Unhinged set:
a** Whupin'
Asses to ashes,
Donkeys to dust.
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:36 am
Ok browsing my collection from A to C here are the firsts (yes I love flavor text).
Afflict - X
"One rarely notices a heartbeat, save when it is stolen"
Armor of Faith - Ice Age
"Keep your chainmail, warrior. I have my own form of protection"
Auriok Transfixer - Mirrodin
"My grandfather knew enough spells to fill a hundred scrolls. Nowadays, if a spell cannoct fight the leverlers, it is not even taught to our young".
Black Knight - V
"Battle doesn't need a purpose; the battle is its own purpose. You don't ask why a plague spreads or a field burns. Don't ask why I fight"
Brightflame - Ravnica
"Let the pyres of the unbelievers light our way." - Razia
Burden of Greed - Darksteel
"The one who dies with the most toys is still dead." - Geth, keeper of the Vault
Cruel Edict - X
"Choose your next words carefully. They will be your last." - Phage the Untouchable
Curse of Chains - Shadowmoor
"The giant's real punishment was the fleeting moment when he was allowed to stand before being dragged down to his knees again"
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:33 pm
I use a red/green deck but all I carry is red mana because i like to lure my friends into a false sense of security especially when I whip out a couple of these Oh incase you were wondering about the green part about my deck the things I carry that are green may also be payed with red mana.
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