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 Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 4:15 pm
Arakimos Brother_Ein Arakimos Brother_Ein Arakimos yeah... Einstein... you might want to divert your course fifteen degrees north to avoid a collisio-... oh, wait... too late *Throws punch* twisted I'd like to divert my shin 90 degrees latitudinal. 3nodding Yeah, now keep goin' the rest o' teh 180, and finish shoving it up your a** like you planned.. talk2hand The rest of the 180 would be your face. 3nodding Not unless you're Chuck Norris... and you can't be... because he granted me clemency from his extreme flexibility... ninja ...and no, my head is not up your a**, that's probably your own, or one of your fanboys'... talk2hand fight in mortallllllllllll kombattttttt fatality animality friendship bobba louie?????
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 9:31 pm
Arakimos Brother_Ein Arakimos Brother_Ein Arakimos yeah... Einstein... you might want to divert your course fifteen degrees north to avoid a collisio-... oh, wait... too late *Throws punch* twisted I'd like to divert my shin 90 degrees latitudinal. 3nodding Yeah, now keep goin' the rest o' teh 180, and finish shoving it up your a** like you planned.. talk2hand The rest of the 180 would be your face. 3nodding Not unless you're Chuck Norris... and you can't be... because he granted me clemency from his extreme flexibility... ninja ...and no, my head is not up your a**, that's probably your own, or one of your fanboys'... talk2hand I have fanboys!? eek Anywho. You cannot evade the sheer skill of my kicks, for you see... I was trained by Chuck Norris himself. He taught me this... if I ever want to give blood, I don't take the needle... I shoot myself in the arm, and bleed into a bucket. That was lesson #1337. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 9:33 pm
Brother_Ein Arakimos Brother_Ein Arakimos Brother_Ein Arakimos yeah... Einstein... you might want to divert your course fifteen degrees north to avoid a collisio-... oh, wait... too late *Throws punch* twisted I'd like to divert my shin 90 degrees latitudinal. 3nodding Yeah, now keep goin' the rest o' teh 180, and finish shoving it up your a** like you planned.. talk2hand The rest of the 180 would be your face. 3nodding Not unless you're Chuck Norris... and you can't be... because he granted me clemency from his extreme flexibility... ninja ...and no, my head is not up your a**, that's probably your own, or one of your fanboys'... talk2hand I have fanboys!? eek Anywho. You cannot evade the sheer skill of my kicks, for you see... I was trained by Chuck Norris himself. He taught me this... if I ever want to give blood, I don't take the needle... I shoot myself in the arm, and bleed into a bucket. That was lesson #1337. 3nodding Yeah, but that lesson was proven obsolete by Chuck Norris... after he formed a new lesson plan about blood donation... I was taught only to donate other peoples' blood cool
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 9:34 pm
Arakimos Brother_Ein Arakimos Brother_Ein Arakimos Yeah, now keep goin' the rest o' teh 180, and finish shoving it up your a** like you planned.. talk2hand The rest of the 180 would be your face. 3nodding Not unless you're Chuck Norris... and you can't be... because he granted me clemency from his extreme flexibility... ninja ...and no, my head is not up your a**, that's probably your own, or one of your fanboys'... talk2hand I have fanboys!? eek Anywho. You cannot evade the sheer skill of my kicks, for you see... I was trained by Chuck Norris himself. He taught me this... if I ever want to give blood, I don't take the needle... I shoot myself in the arm, and bleed into a bucket. That was lesson #1337. 3nodding Yeah, but that lesson was proven obsolete by Chuck Norris... after he formed a new lesson plan about blood donation... I was taught only to donate other peoples' blood cool Roundhouse kicks don't draw blood. talk2hand
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 9:38 pm
Brother_Ein Arakimos Brother_Ein Arakimos Brother_Ein Arakimos Yeah, now keep goin' the rest o' teh 180, and finish shoving it up your a** like you planned.. talk2hand The rest of the 180 would be your face. 3nodding Not unless you're Chuck Norris... and you can't be... because he granted me clemency from his extreme flexibility... ninja ...and no, my head is not up your a**, that's probably your own, or one of your fanboys'... talk2hand I have fanboys!? eek Anywho. You cannot evade the sheer skill of my kicks, for you see... I was trained by Chuck Norris himself. He taught me this... if I ever want to give blood, I don't take the needle... I shoot myself in the arm, and bleed into a bucket. That was lesson #1337. 3nodding Yeah, but that lesson was proven obsolete by Chuck Norris... after he formed a new lesson plan about blood donation... I was taught only to donate other peoples' blood cool Roundhouse kicks don't draw blood. talk2hand Chuck Norris' do... you just don't see it because it flies away from the body so quickly that it's barely noticeable...
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 9:40 pm
Arakimos Brother_Ein Arakimos Brother_Ein Arakimos Not unless you're Chuck Norris... and you can't be... because he granted me clemency from his extreme flexibility... ninja ...and no, my head is not up your a**, that's probably your own, or one of your fanboys'... talk2hand I have fanboys!? eek Anywho. You cannot evade the sheer skill of my kicks, for you see... I was trained by Chuck Norris himself. He taught me this... if I ever want to give blood, I don't take the needle... I shoot myself in the arm, and bleed into a bucket. That was lesson #1337. 3nodding Yeah, but that lesson was proven obsolete by Chuck Norris... after he formed a new lesson plan about blood donation... I was taught only to donate other peoples' blood cool Roundhouse kicks don't draw blood. talk2hand Chuck Norris' do... you just don't see it because it flies away from the body so quickly that it's barely noticeable... lol TO continue tomorrow... it is time to retire... G'nite, Shawn. twisted
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 9:41 pm
Yeah, and say g'night to yer MOM for me too... I'm sure she misses me whee
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 9:55 pm
...XD
Oh, the silly people in my guild. cool
4laugh heart
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 9:58 pm
didnt you all know bob barker trained with chuck norris
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 2:53 am
shin_ai ...XD Oh, the silly people in my guild. cool 4laugh heart Who's guild? eek
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 3:46 am
Arakimos shin_ai ...XD Oh, the silly people in my guild. cool 4laugh heart Who's guild? eek Ah, that's a secret. 4laugh
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 4:11 am
I have a Chuck Norris joke, told to me by a friend. I didn't find it funny, I was just wondering whether you guys would.
Chuck Norris and his wife are eating dinner or something....
Eh ******** I can't remember it.
But anyway...he puts something in his mouth...and it's raw...or something...and then when he takes it out...it's nicely cooked....
Mrs Norris looks astounded...and Chuck does it again....
Then Mrs Norris says..."How did you do that?"
And Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick on his wife and says "NOBODY QUESTIONS CHUCK NORRIS!"
Ok that was lame. ._. I don't even remember the joke.
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 6:08 am
if you want a chuck norris joke....
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't ******** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a ten mile radius of the blast went deaf.
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:23 am
I'll never understand this whole Chuck Norris fad. neutral
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:41 am
nuclear banana I'll never understand this whole Chuck Norris fad. neutral nobody will it just is just like the van diesel thing
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