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Sorry, but it must've been a wet dream..

*He calmly walks out of the fire from Blade's missle. He caries a katana at his waist and two uzies in his hands, in his mouth rests a previously un-lighted cigar.*
Sho, we meet aghain....
*He says with the cigar wobling in his mouth and finishes the sentance with a poof of smoke that comes out looking like a skull and cross bones*

*In the slow motion frenzy, he turns his head to the side, going with the swing of Blade's sword. At that same moment he drops his uzies and his hands move towards his sword. Peices of his hair can be seen falling down slowly from the passing blade.*

Hundreds of thousands of rose petals sweep through the scene, as a stranger alights atop a nearby street-lamp. The stranger, clad in a blazing red yukata and geta sandals, smirks and removes the rose from between his lips.
"Fear not!" He says, "For Tuxedo Ma- I mean Lash Tamaron has arrived!" With this statement, he brandishes an iron-shod umbrella, and leaps towards the combatants, his yukata billowing... with justice.

Blade hurls his greatsword thousands of feet into the air, knocking an incoming fighter-plane from the sky. The jet crashes in a blaze of glory as he puts on his sunglasses.

The screen splits into three horizontally, the serious, malevolent eyes of each of the combatants sliding slowly in opposite directions.

"Let's do it." Blade spits on a burning piece of rubble and catches his plummeting greatsword with one hand above his head, the blade pointed towards the sky.

Lash Tamaron brushes charred bits of plane from the surface of his umbrella as he folds it back up.

"My feet burn.... with Destiny!"

He turns around to face the black van speeding up behind him. He smashes the umbrella into the hood, causing it's momentum to act like a catapult, catapulting the vehichle overhead as if it had been catapulted by a vehicle-catapult.

The vehichles trajactory is altered to that it is poised to crush the Blessed Blade, though as it looms over him, a hundred ninjas pop out of the tailpipe, surrounding him.

Lash pushes the umbrella behind him under his arm and opens it, causing the blade to scrape off in a shower of sparks.
"You will have to do better than that to crack onikaze's thick shell!" Lash bellows as the force of the blow causes him to skid away on his sandals.

"Take this!" He pulls the umbrella back as the wind begins to gather around it, "Wind Sca- I mean... Tornado Bruise!!!" He sweeps Onikaze in front of him in arc, creating gale force winds with the sweep directed at his toast-munching foe.

((Lash's power: Most-nearly Mimickry))

There is only one way to stop that, that...thing!

*He quickly pulls out a hand-held Dirt Devil*

Suck on this!

*Turning it on, the galeforce winds are sucked straight into the Dirt Devil in a sequence that might be found in a Ghost Buster's film. But the tornado leaves its mark, sending the rest of his toast flying through the windsheild of an on-comming car, and causing it to swerve out of the way before running straight into C08alt.*

My toast! You'll pay for this you windy wanker!