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DivideByZero14

PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 12:39 pm


Granted, but the AZA refuses to allow you a zoo license, and the police come and take all the party animals away.

I wish we had more emoticons.
PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 12:43 pm


DivideByZero14
I wish we had more emoticons.


Granted, but they end up taking over Gaia because their numbers are so great.

I wish I had a carton of eggnog.

thematicelement


DivideByZero14

PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 1:24 pm


Granted, but Timmy Turner's dad pops out of the TV and bludgeons you to death.

I wish I didn't have homework.
PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 3:40 pm


DivideByZero14
I wish I didn't have homework.


Granted, but instead you have to do three hours of chores.

I wish my little brother wouldn't destroy my plants.

thematicelement


Lesilrok

PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 3:44 pm


Granted but he smashes your personal stuff instead

I wish I had a dune buggy
PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 4:22 pm


shinobikun
I wish I had a dune buggy


Granted, but you crash it in a freak accident involving a barbed wire fence, an escaped zoo rhinoceros, and a rubber chicken.

I wish I had a sickle.

thematicelement


lordloki11

PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 6:05 pm


Lanie_Nightshade

Granted, but you crash it in a freak accident involving a barbed wire fence, an escaped zoo rhinoceros, and a rubber chicken.

I wish I had a sickle.


Granted, you now have a sickle shoved through your torso.
I wish Bill Gates would give me all of his money.
PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 6:09 pm


lordloki11
Lanie_Nightshade

Granted, but you crash it in a freak accident involving a barbed wire fence, an escaped zoo rhinoceros, and a rubber chicken.

I wish I had a sickle.


Granted, you now have a sickle shoved through your torso.
I wish Bill Gates would give me all of his money.


Granted, but then his bank crashed, and you lost it all.

I wish Invader Zim was still on.

DivideByZero14


Phoebos

PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 6:20 pm


DivideByZero14
lordloki11
Lanie_Nightshade

Granted, but you crash it in a freak accident involving a barbed wire fence, an escaped zoo rhinoceros, and a rubber chicken.

I wish I had a sickle.


Granted, you now have a sickle shoved through your torso.
I wish Bill Gates would give me all of his money.


Granted, but then his bank crashed, and you lost it all.

I wish Invader Zim was still on.

Granted, but they run out of plots and the episodes start sucking really badly.

I wish people would stop caring that I like Gravitation.
PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 6:22 pm


Granted, but people stop caring that you exist altogether and ignore you completely.

I wish that I wasn't in the south east.

lordloki11


DivideByZero14

PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 6:24 pm


Phoebos
I wish people would stop caring that I like Gravitation.

Granted, but now you have to share Ryuichi with everyone.

I wish I had two monitors.
PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 6:53 pm


DivideByZero14
Phoebos
I wish people would stop caring that I like Gravitation.

Granted, but now you have to share Ryuichi with everyone.

I wish I had two monitors.

Noooooooooooooooo! cry crying gonk

Granted, but one falls on the other, and sprays glass shards into your eyes so you can't watch or read Gravitation any more.

I wish I had the ability to make grass grow as fast or slow as fast or slow as I want.

Phoebos


DivideByZero14

PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 9:30 pm


There appeared to be a little dysfunction...anyway, I'll answer both.

lordloki11
I wish that I wasn't in the south east.

Granted, but now you're in France. eek

Phoebos
Noooooooooooooooo! cry crying gonk

whee

Phoebos
Granted, but one falls on the other, and sprays glass shards into your eyes so you can't watch or read Gravitation any more.

I wish I had the ability to make grass grow as fast or slow as fast or slow as I want.

Granted, but, when you go to sleep, your subconscious mind takes over, and that scene from Aeon Flux becomes real.

I wish that I was cooler.
PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 10:43 pm


Branted, but you find yourself naked in Antarctica. During winter.
I wish religion made more sense.

Superior Jazz

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