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| Do you find the lack of humor in the RPs of this site bothersome? |
| I absolutely despise the sociopathic vaccum of this site! |
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| It bugs me, but I can manage pretty well. |
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| Never thought about it. (you actually can't choose this, because that means you totally missed the point of this forum). |
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| No, I like violence. A lot. |
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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 Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:05 pm
*pulls out tin whistle*
"ha!"
*activates tin whistle laser action! (like lightsaber!)*
buzzz
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:08 pm
((Edit to profile: tin whistle w/ lasers built in.))
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:14 pm
Thatlatu ((Edit to profile: tin whistle w/ lasers built in.)) the karate action got old.
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:24 pm
(([I am] Getting food, [I will] be back soon))
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:38 pm
Thatlatu *pulls out tin whistle* "ha!" *activates tin whistle laser action! (like lightsaber!)* buzzz"Whoa! Yousa gotsa lotsa cool weapons!" But what's this thing you gave m-" AS NINJA 4: "[shouting in japanese]" *jumps at Zort* AS ZORT: "Wha? Can't you see I'm talking here?" "THAT..." *grabs thwacking stick* "WAS..." *Raises thwacking stick* "RUDE!!!!" *Swings whacking stick* AS NINJA 4: *More fertilizer!*
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:45 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu *pulls out tin whistle* "ha!" *activates tin whistle laser action! (like lightsaber!)* buzzz"Whoa! Yousa gotsa lotsa cool weapons!" But what's this thing you gave m-" AS NINJA 4: "[shouting in japanese]" *jumps at Zort* AS ZORT: "Wha? Can't you see I'm talking here?" "THAT..." *grabs thwacking stick* "WAS..." *Raises thwacking stick* "RUDE!!!!" *Swings whacking stick* AS NINJA 4: *More fertilizer!* "Thanks!" *Attacks ninja 3, who screams as the blade passes through him* "Oops...I had it on 'low power' there." *Turns it up 13 notches, then attacks the ninja again* Ninja 3: *Jumps out of the way* "fwaing shwong!" Ninjas 1 & 5: "Hwa!" *Attack simultaniously* As me again: *cuts off ninja 1's head, and whacks ninja 5 with his briefcase, then pulls out karate-action whistle* ninja 3: *runs away*
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:00 pm
((Edit to profile: Tin whistle with karate action, I decided I'd get it back))
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:11 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu *pulls out tin whistle* "ha!" *activates tin whistle laser action! (like lightsaber!)* buzzz"Whoa! Yousa gotsa lotsa cool weapons!" But what's this thing you gave m-" AS NINJA 4: "[shouting in japanese]" *jumps at Zort* AS ZORT: "Wha? Can't you see I'm talking here?" "THAT..." *grabs thwacking stick* "WAS..." *Raises thwacking stick* "RUDE!!!!" *Swings whacking stick* AS NINJA 4: *More fertilizer!* "Thanks!" *Attacks ninja 3, who screams as the blade passes through him* "Oops...I had it on 'low power' there." *Turns it up 13 notches, then attacks the ninja again* Ninja 3: *Jumps out of the way* "fwaing shwong!" Ninjas 1 & 5: "Hwa!" *Attack simultaniously* As me again: *cuts off ninja 1's head, and whacks ninja 5 with his briefcase, then pulls out karate-action whistle* ninja 3: *runs away* AS SENSEI SAM: *looks at ninja 3* "Coward!" *flings shreakin' shuriken at ninja 3* AS NINJA 3: *falls on ground and explodes into purple smoke, like the monsters in Wind Waker* AS SENSEI SAM: *ninja poses* "[shouting in japanese]" *more ninja poses* AS ZORT: *flings stick at SENSEI SAM. Slices him in half.*
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:13 pm
Bleagwuh AS SENSEI SAM: *looks at ninja 3* "Coward!" *flings shreakin' shuriken at ninja 3* AS NINJA 3: *falls on ground and explodes into purple smoke, like the monsters in Wind Waker* AS SENSEI SAM: *ninja poses* "[shouting in japanese]" *more ninja poses* AS ZORT: *flings stick at SENSEI SAM. Slices him in half.* "Well, that was easy..." "Sbout the tree...Sorry, but I'm a tree-hugging hippy, I couldn't help it."
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:16 pm
(Read the last post in the thread entitled "You Know..."
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:16 pm
AS ZORT:
"Okay! Don't hug ANY MORE trees! They're not for that!"
"Back to the cottage!"
*points at river*
"oh... wait... It seems that we have a... little bit of a problem."
*waits for Tye to ask what, but gets impatient and decides to throw voice*
TREE:
"what?"
AS ZORT:
"umm..." *scratches head* "yasee, Mr. Tree, we can only surf downstream... And the cottage happens to be upstream...
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:17 pm
Bleagwuh AS ZORT: "Okay! Don't hug ANY MORE trees! They're not for that!" "Back to the cottage!" *points at river* "oh... wait... It seems that we have a... little bit of a problem." *waits for Tye to ask what, but gets impatient and decides to throw voice* TREE: "what?" AS ZORT: "umm..." *scratches head* "yasee, Mr. Tree, we can only surf downstream... And the cottage happens to be upstream... "So, in order to solve this problem, we must do something about the darkness and the mountains!
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:48 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh AS ZORT: "Okay! Don't hug ANY MORE trees! They're not for that!" "Back to the cottage!" *points at river* "oh... wait... It seems that we have a... little bit of a problem." *waits for Tye to ask what, but gets impatient and decides to throw voice* TREE: "what?" AS ZORT: "umm..." *scratches head* "yasee, Mr. Tree, we can only surf downstream... And the cottage happens to be upstream... "So, in order to solve this problem, we must do something about the darkness and the mountains! No, it's less than that. I think we can get by with the bare minimum of exploring character relationships. Off to the HIPPY HOUSE!
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:30 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh AS ZORT: "Okay! Don't hug ANY MORE trees! They're not for that!" "Back to the cottage!" *points at river* "oh... wait... It seems that we have a... little bit of a problem." *waits for Tye to ask what, but gets impatient and decides to throw voice* TREE: "what?" AS ZORT: "umm..." *scratches head* "yasee, Mr. Tree, we can only surf downstream... And the cottage happens to be upstream... "So, in order to solve this problem, we must do something about the darkness and the mountains! No, it's less than that. I think we can get by with the bare minimum of exploring character relationships. Off to the HIPPY HOUSE! "We're off!" *walks in general direction of the hippy house* ((Can the HIPPY HOUSE be under siege by evil mountaineers?))
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 10:39 pm
After a grueling 5-minute stroll, are two misadventurers find that the Hippy House is under seige by a regiment of evil mountaineers!
Oh no! The hippies are defenceless against the picks and ropes of their malefactors!
---doodaluhdoodaluhdoodaluhdoodaluh doo dee doo doo dooo....(music)---
ENEMIES APPEARED!
On the first day of the seige
we found this by the tree:
A hiker that doesn't like trees.
On the second day of the seige
we found these by the tree:
Two biking schlubs
And a hiker that doesn't like trees.
On the third day of the seige
we found these by the tree:
Three dumb hicks
Two biking schlubs
And a hiker that doesn't like trees.
On the fourth day of the seige
we found these by the tree:
Four hillbillies,
Three dumb hicks
Two biking schlubs
And a hiker that doesn't like trees.
On the fifth day of the seige
we found these by the tree:
Five families!
Four hillbillies,
Three dumb hicks
Two biking schlubs
And a hiker that doesn't like trees.
On the sixth day of the seige
we found these by the tree:
Six right-wings praying,
Five families!
Four hillbillies,
Three dumb hicks
Two biking schlubs
And a hiker that doesn't like trees.
On the seventh day of the seige
we found these by the tree:
Seven wives complaining,
Six right-wings praying,
Five families!
Four hillbillies,
Three dumb hicks
Two biking schlubs
And a hiker that doesn't like trees.
On the eighth day of the seige,
we found these by the tree:
Eight kids a fishing,
Seven wives complaining,
Six right-wings praying,
Five families!
Four hillbillies,
Three dumb hicks
Two biking schlubs
And a hiker that doesn't like trees.
On the ninth day of the seige
we found these by the tree:
Nine loggers logging,
Eight kids a-fishing,
Seven wives complaining,
Six right-wings praying,
Five families!
Four hillbillies,
Three dumb hicks
Two biking schlubs
And a hiker that doesn't like trees.
On the tenth day of the seige
we found these by the tree:
Ten Fords gas-leaking
Nine loggers logging,
Eight kids a-fishing,
Seven wives complaining,
Six right-wings praying,
Five families!
Four hillbillies,
Three dumb hicks
Two biking schlubs
And a hiker that doesn't like trees.
On the eleventh day of the seige
we found these by the tree:
Eleven Boy-Scouts griping,
Ten Fords gas-leaking
Nine loggers logging,
Eight kids a-fishing,
Seven wives complaining,
Six right-wings praying,
Five families!
Four hillbillies,
Three dumb hicks
Two biking schlubs
And a hiker that doesn't like trees.
On the twelfth day of the seige
we found these by the tree:
Twelve hummers humming,
Eleven Boy-Scouts griping,
Ten Fords gas-leaking
Nine loggers logging,
Eight kids a-fishing,
Seven wives complaining,
Six right-wings praying,
Five families!
Four hillbillies,
Three dumb hicks
Two biking schlubs
And a hiker that doesn't like trees.
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