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DJ Notashi

PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:08 pm


Horekoshu squinted his face even harder. He had vomit on his face, smells of horor, and some heavy a** chibi on his lap. He wouldn't put up with it anymore. With that said, he would cause the shadows underground to grow in size by a huge multitude. The ground would crack under them, but only wide enough for Horekoshu and his sword. As Horekoshu barrowed underground, he was still held by the the gripping chibis quite strongly. Using the mechanics in his body, he would force each shock absorber to pulse, like a giant wave pushing out from his body. This would be enough to loosen the grip of the chibis, so he could get his arms free. Since both of his arms were mech, they were strong enough to snap the chibis away completely. Then with the hand holding the sword, he would repeatingly pulsate waves to weaken the grip as his other hand pushed off the earth wall forcfully downwards to escape the grip of the chibis. Since the pulsating from the sword would loosen the grip of the chibis on his sword, they would soon fall off giving him a good enough chance to fall down the opening without them holding on to it. Soon enough he would, and fall down the opening crack, to the shadows below. Of coarse, he wouldn't forget to make each pulse do some different sort of distortion till it gave each chibi a nose to smell the evil oders of Horekoshus farts. Once Horekoshu fell into the shadow sphere, he was transported away from that specific area and arrive 20 meters farther out than the once was crashed plane. It was now a rubber ducky...? As the shadows spit Horekoshu out like gum, he flew in the air and came back down face first with a loud "Thud"! The vomit would flatten more on his face, as he still had the sick smell in his nose of the farts he produced. And for some odd reason, he had white stains all over his body. Why...? Don know...o.o

Edited: Mistook the situation, and put more detail in teh post u.u
PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:09 pm


At the pulses the mass pulled away from the arms and sword, and if one looked the sight of a T__T could be seen upon the mass that was pulling away, "Bad man no want hug! WAAAAAA!!!" And then, he began to cry. Not just any normal crying, but like OMG cryz0rs of loudness doom! Should the pulse not extend to Horekoshu's lower half or if he doesn't have mechanical bits, Oelden would try to hold on like a kid gripping his parent's legs trying to get his way, though closer to the 'OMG MY LEGS ARE BEING CRUSHED' side of it. If he did, *shrug.*

And then, POP. He'd be released a bit more forcefully than he would have liked, almost spit out like crazy fast, like OMG I'M GOING TO FALL AND DIE fast. As for the noses, pfft, it was a big mass of goop now, no shibis or midgets. Kinda like a wave or summat. Waves don't have noses, silly!

The teleport might not exactly be where he wanted to come out, Oelden's influence altering the endpoint, usually upwards cause he's cool like that...and he likes watching people fall. Somewhere between six inches and 500 feet up is all. The sword wouldn't help, sillykins, cause its not at the endpoint till it gets there, and the endpoint isn't determined until chaos gives it a big hug!

While the midget kept cvhanting the whole seemed to be growing again, the chant being all fun and stuff. The sphere of Oeldeon goop began to shift and change, taking the form of a giant cannon. Wait...a cannon? WTF?!?

Tacitus
Captain

Codger

DJ Notashi generated a random number between 1 and 1000 ... 413!

DJ Notashi

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:07 pm


((What's meh hight!? Random number says...))
PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:22 pm


((/2=207.6))

Horekoshu wouldn't exit as he exactly planned, but instead high above the ground. Using his mech n' sheet he calculated the hight around 207-210 ft above the ground, and with his third eye still watching his opponent he seemed to be around 300 meters away from him horizontally which was to far for him to really attack Horekoshu while in air. First he would have to track him, then he would have to get to him before he acted naturally to land. He would begin to fall with great speed, the velocity picking up gradually as he fell. He didn't feel like using his typical shadows for something like this, they were to easy to use. Instead, he would bring his sword with his right hand, across his body over his left shoulder. Falling around 70 mph, he would reach the ground in about 20 some seconds with only a 207-210 foot drop. Coming half way within about 11 seconds, he would swing his sword horizontally, releasing a wave of distorted energy to the ground that would be going around 110 mph. That would mean around 4 seconds from the ground, the wave would reach it first before he could. As the wave would crash the ground, it would send debris up at Horekoshu with only around 20 feet to go before hitting the ground himself. He would land upon a boulder from the debris that raced at him, not being effected in the legs what so ever from the force as they were mech. Then the boulder would begin to fall back to the surface, and when it did reach 5 feet away from it Horekoshu would jump off and land on his feet normally. There was no real humar in this, but yet only something for his opponent to deal with. The shadows in the ground would crack much more, enough for all the goopy chibis to fall, giving no real known distance of a drop that could possibably reach the core of the planet, or just 30 meters. This would be determined by a random number as well from 1-1000/2
^^

DJ Notashi


Tacitus
Captain

Codger

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:31 pm


The cannon of sorts seemed to roll and shift and change, but the general shape stayed the same. He rolled, bounced, bounded and then, whoopah, he thrust off the grounds and...began to fly. If one didn't know better they'd think he had turned into a giant p***s with wings, by the shape. He puttered around, his shaping pretty much completed as he just kept flying around and the other one kept chanting. Like the other post, not much humor beyond the fall back for all humor, p***s jokes.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:07 pm


Horekoshu looked at the, what seemed to be, p***s. "Wtf...mate?" Would then just pass gas, normal gas really. He then unwrapped the stinky scarf, as it shattered into shadow bits. He wiped his face with some shadow's so the vomit went to some different dimension o sometin. The dimension, ironically, would be affected by the chaos element by chance of travel from outside the 30 meter radius, and open up landing on the chanting chibi's head. It had salsa, n' burritos 'sheet.

DJ Notashi


Tacitus
Captain

Codger

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:15 pm


The chanting chibi danced around, "Its raining chewing bits of goo from the mouth of fun!" And then, from out of nowhere, the chibi blinked and realized the dude basically barfed on him. He yelled out, "YOU b***h!" And then continued crying while singing Du Hast. The cannon, meanwhile, shot out a white beam at Horekoshu, little bits of Oelden inside, like...really little bits. It wasn't really aiming at him specifically, but the radius the sword created, aiming to start screwin up the frequencies and s**t again, cause its fun. Not to mention he wasn't done trying to hug the sword yet.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:52 pm


Horekoshu bent his knees, as the hail of fire came at him. The way it looked, he could escape with speed alone. With that in mind, he used boosters in the mechanics placed in his legs to dash forward, then into a sprint with easy acceleration up to 50 mph a second. Of coarse, then he would slow down to about 35 mph, but still escape the hail of fire. He was now running to the chanting one, keeping his mind focused on it. He wanted to vomit on it more, it would be fun^____^

DJ Notashi


Tacitus
Captain

Codger

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:04 pm


The chanting one saw Horekoshu coming at him and threw his hands open wide, anticipating him, "C'mere you big lug!" And yet, somehow he was still singing Du Hast, but didn't know German, not like that really mattered. When Horekoshu got close, however, he'd find that the chibi would get bigger and leap to hug his midsection and hump his leg. Odd thing is, though, that he'd seem to have like more arms than he should, like many many more. All of 'em were longer than they normally should be as well. And...WTF? He'd try to get in the guy's pants, literally! The cannon, meanwhile, rolled about in the air, not really doing anything spectacular except getting bigger.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:30 pm


Horekoshu first vomited in a worm hole once within 30 meters of the chibi, so that it woud exit right above it's head for a direct hit as it attempted hugging him. Horekoshu then swung his sword horizontally from left to right, in the direction of the chibi. The wave would desinagrate the thing, and if it was the main swource of all the other chibis powers and resistance against shadows and stuff, then they would easily be destroyed. Such as the Ghost thingy, or the chaotic crystal thingy. Horekoshu didn't know of these items but still if they were there, the would be destroyed. If the chibi didn't get desinagrated, then it would be blown back by about fiddy feet. Why? Because Horekosh's sword was like that.

DJ Notashi


Tacitus
Captain

Codger

PostPosted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:41 pm


Too focused on trying to hug his not-so-gay not-so-lover the midget ignored the vomit, gobbling it up with his skull and spitting it out like a deadly attack of doom. As the great sword made a swing at him he seemed to break into two parts, the wave just kinda passing through the space as he launched at Horekoshu like one of them face huggers, screaming "SCREEEEE!!!" trying to imitate them, his tactic to get in his pants the same. All the while he continued his chanting, but he seemed to be doing it from a face on his a** that looked oddly like Ertai Vexic. Just a random person, I suppose. Maybe thats how he kept singing Du Hast, spitting it from his a**. Well, a nazi would usually know German, so it fits.

The giant p***s cannon continued getting bigger as if getting off on watching the only human-looking piece of Oelden left leap at Horekoshu. Whatever the hell it was doing, it looked like it was having a damned lot of fun doing it.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:07 pm


Horekoshu swiftly brought his sword down to the the ground, letting the crash from it pulsate as to slow the assult from the chibi thingy. Then, with his opposate hand he with drew both guns with one hand. He aimed the normal shelled bullet loaded gun at the sword, and aimed his exploding shelled bullet loaded gun at the chibi thingly. He then used his middle finger to fire the normal shelled gun, and at the same time used his index finger to fire the other. The exploding bullet would hit the chibi, exploding at the exact same time the normal bullet hit the sword. Once this happened, the sword would pulsate from the bang and the slam into from the bullet as to slow down the chibi again, and throw it back away from Horekoshu. The exploding bullet would add a little more force to throw it back. Horekoshu then held his nuts to show that they weren't for the chibi.

DJ Notashi


Tacitus
Captain

Codger

PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:22 pm


((You can ignore the first part if you like. XD))

The vomit, going much faster than the chibi, would splatter against Horekoshu's face cause he didn't create any defense against the rerouted barf of doom! One would hope it didn't get in his eyes. X.x

The bullet aimed at the chibi's upper half just...went right through. A hole opened and FWEE! Thar she goes! His advance would indeed be slowed, save for one small fact. The p***s cannon! With Horekoshu focused on the chibi the p***s cannon fired, unleashing a golden stream of death at Horekoshu. The stream seemed rather odd, like it could bend and do stuff that Oelden tells it to do, but also as if it was infused with his own being. But wait, wasn't he just totally chaotic? HO s**t SON! He just pissed himself at Horekoshu! This means that the golden stream of pwn wouldn't directly react to the disruption frequency waves of doom. nNot to mention that it was all acidic and stuff, considering what it resembled, just so much more so. Somewhere in there was the chanting, dunno where from though. The chibi was slowed, so he shot out a bunches of tendrils and tried reaching at Horekoshu as best he could.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:02 pm


Horekoshu in disgust, wiped his face off. "Piece of sheet..." He muttered to himself, as he swung his sword back in the opposite direction as swung before, kind of. This time, as swinging it back he would send a shockwave in the direction of the incoming chibi. This wave would distort firstly, his verbal box so he wouldn't be able to chant anymore. Secondly, it would distorty the form of this chibi to be hardened by a large amount. In fact, the chibi would pretty much be like stone. And Thirdly, the wave would throw back the chibi severly with enough power to slam it back to the ground to in deed knock it out. The impact would be much harder after all with it being so solid. But the swing of the sword continued, so it was like slashing at the giant p***s cannon. The wave would change, so that it would stun the cannon with distortion long enough so it would fall to the ground unconsious with a big "Thud!" Then the sword would slam into the ground, creating a pulse that dramatically did nothing as only a giant wave would ripple across the area.

At the same time as the sword hit the ground, Horekoshu would finish wiping his face....repeating "Piece of sheet...piece of sheet..." That vomit was grade A after all. Quite nasty, n' sick'ning sheet.

Horekoshu as well with the ending of the slash, and wiping of his face found himself quite hungry, and convienlently a McDonalds appeared out of no where from the Chaos element. He would wonder if his opponent was hungry at all? Maybe, a break for food?

DJ Notashi


Ebil Mecha Pup

PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:24 pm


((Why? Boredom. Hope this is okay with you guys XD))


As the battle raged, a giant boom box dropped out of the sky, blaring "Twisted Transistor". Slamming into the ground, it would right itself through the magic of the c**k essence spell, suddenly standing straight like a monolith thingoid or something. A little door opened at its base, letting a conveyor belt roll out like a hideous rape tongue. Promptly, it began mass producing anchovy and toothpaste stands.


The crowd went wild, happily drawing all sorts of innapropriate genital graffiti on the colloseum barriers in sharpie. Someone spilled their drink.
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