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At the pulses the mass pulled away from the arms and sword, and if one looked the sight of a T__T could be seen upon the mass that was pulling away, "Bad man no want hug! WAAAAAA!!!" And then, he began to cry. Not just any normal crying, but like OMG cryz0rs of loudness doom! Should the pulse not extend to Horekoshu's lower half or if he doesn't have mechanical bits, Oelden would try to hold on like a kid gripping his parent's legs trying to get his way, though closer to the 'OMG MY LEGS ARE BEING CRUSHED' side of it. If he did, *shrug.*

And then, POP. He'd be released a bit more forcefully than he would have liked, almost spit out like crazy fast, like OMG I'M GOING TO FALL AND DIE fast. As for the noses, pfft, it was a big mass of goop now, no shibis or midgets. Kinda like a wave or summat. Waves don't have noses, silly!

The teleport might not exactly be where he wanted to come out, Oelden's influence altering the endpoint, usually upwards cause he's cool like that...and he likes watching people fall. Somewhere between six inches and 500 feet up is all. The sword wouldn't help, sillykins, cause its not at the endpoint till it gets there, and the endpoint isn't determined until chaos gives it a big hug!

While the midget kept cvhanting the whole seemed to be growing again, the chant being all fun and stuff. The sphere of Oeldeon goop began to shift and change, taking the form of a giant cannon. Wait...a cannon? WTF?!?

((/2=207.6))

Horekoshu wouldn't exit as he exactly planned, but instead high above the ground. Using his mech n' sheet he calculated the hight around 207-210 ft above the ground, and with his third eye still watching his opponent he seemed to be around 300 meters away from him horizontally which was to far for him to really attack Horekoshu while in air. First he would have to track him, then he would have to get to him before he acted naturally to land. He would begin to fall with great speed, the velocity picking up gradually as he fell. He didn't feel like using his typical shadows for something like this, they were to easy to use. Instead, he would bring his sword with his right hand, across his body over his left shoulder. Falling around 70 mph, he would reach the ground in about 20 some seconds with only a 207-210 foot drop. Coming half way within about 11 seconds, he would swing his sword horizontally, releasing a wave of distorted energy to the ground that would be going around 110 mph. That would mean around 4 seconds from the ground, the wave would reach it first before he could. As the wave would crash the ground, it would send debris up at Horekoshu with only around 20 feet to go before hitting the ground himself. He would land upon a boulder from the debris that raced at him, not being effected in the legs what so ever from the force as they were mech. Then the boulder would begin to fall back to the surface, and when it did reach 5 feet away from it Horekoshu would jump off and land on his feet normally. There was no real humar in this, but yet only something for his opponent to deal with. The shadows in the ground would crack much more, enough for all the goopy chibis to fall, giving no real known distance of a drop that could possibably reach the core of the planet, or just 30 meters. This would be determined by a random number as well from 1-1000/2^^

Horekoshu looked at the, what seemed to be, p***s. "Wtf...mate?" Would then just pass gas, normal gas really. He then unwrapped the stinky scarf, as it shattered into shadow bits. He wiped his face with some shadow's so the vomit went to some different dimension o sometin. The dimension, ironically, would be affected by the chaos element by chance of travel from outside the 30 meter radius, and open up landing on the chanting chibi's head. It had salsa, n' burritos 'sheet.

Horekoshu bent his knees, as the hail of fire came at him. The way it looked, he could escape with speed alone. With that in mind, he used boosters in the mechanics placed in his legs to dash forward, then into a sprint with easy acceleration up to 50 mph a second. Of coarse, then he would slow down to about 35 mph, but still escape the hail of fire. He was now running to the chanting one, keeping his mind focused on it. He wanted to vomit on it more, it would be fun^____^

Horekoshu first vomited in a worm hole once within 30 meters of the chibi, so that it woud exit right above it's head for a direct hit as it attempted hugging him. Horekoshu then swung his sword horizontally from left to right, in the direction of the chibi. The wave would desinagrate the thing, and if it was the main swource of all the other chibis powers and resistance against shadows and stuff, then they would easily be destroyed. Such as the Ghost thingy, or the chaotic crystal thingy. Horekoshu didn't know of these items but still if they were there, the would be destroyed. If the chibi didn't get desinagrated, then it would be blown back by about fiddy feet. Why? Because Horekosh's sword was like that.

Horekoshu swiftly brought his sword down to the the ground, letting the crash from it pulsate as to slow the assult from the chibi thingy. Then, with his opposate hand he with drew both guns with one hand. He aimed the normal shelled bullet loaded gun at the sword, and aimed his exploding shelled bullet loaded gun at the chibi thingly. He then used his middle finger to fire the normal shelled gun, and at the same time used his index finger to fire the other. The exploding bullet would hit the chibi, exploding at the exact same time the normal bullet hit the sword. Once this happened, the sword would pulsate from the bang and the slam into from the bullet as to slow down the chibi again, and throw it back away from Horekoshu. The exploding bullet would add a little more force to throw it back. Horekoshu then held his nuts to show that they weren't for the chibi.

Horekoshu in disgust, wiped his face off. "Piece of sheet..." He muttered to himself, as he swung his sword back in the opposite direction as swung before, kind of. This time, as swinging it back he would send a shockwave in the direction of the incoming chibi. This wave would distort firstly, his verbal box so he wouldn't be able to chant anymore. Secondly, it would distorty the form of this chibi to be hardened by a large amount. In fact, the chibi would pretty much be like stone. And Thirdly, the wave would throw back the chibi severly with enough power to slam it back to the ground to in deed knock it out. The impact would be much harder after all with it being so solid. But the swing of the sword continued, so it was like slashing at the giant p***s cannon. The wave would change, so that it would stun the cannon with distortion long enough so it would fall to the ground unconsious with a big "Thud!" Then the sword would slam into the ground, creating a pulse that dramatically did nothing as only a giant wave would ripple across the area.

At the same time as the sword hit the ground, Horekoshu would finish wiping his face....repeating "Piece of sheet...piece of sheet..." That vomit was grade A after all. Quite nasty, n' sick'ning sheet.

Horekoshu as well with the ending of the slash, and wiping of his face found himself quite hungry, and convienlently a McDonalds appeared out of no where from the Chaos element. He would wonder if his opponent was hungry at all? Maybe, a break for food?