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 Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:47 pm
So they don't run away
How did the chicken cross the highway?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:49 pm
They don't.
... What's a stupid question?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:00 pm
A question involving a handfull of soda and a cupful of breead...
Why did all the dinosaurs die?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:49 pm
A: Cause Darwin made them
Q: When will the madness end?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:50 pm
A: When something more insane ensues.
Q: If corn oil is made out of corn, and olive oil is made out of olives, what's baby oil made out of?
Edit: Whoops, I answered too slowly. ^_^
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:21 pm
A: monkey poo.
Q: if a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:30 pm
A: Cheez-its!
Q: Where did the last piggy go?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:39 pm
A: To his room to play Timesplitters domokun
Q: What noise do blue ducks make?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:40 pm
A: The same as pink elephants.
Q: How was your neighbors day?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:25 pm
A: Same as mine, full of idiots
Q: What is a shiny thing when it is only shiny and can't shine a thing?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:31 pm
A: A shiny thing that shines but can't shine a thing.
Q: How do people put the words on their shirts?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:35 pm
A: by burning the clothing carefully
Q:Whats that special ingredient in meals?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:58 pm
A: Something.
Q: What happens when you aren't allowed to see a phsycologist?
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:14 pm
A: They lock you in a big soft room
Q: Why do we got 50% of our genes in common with a banana?
(is true)
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:17 pm
A)Because banana's are godly.
Q) Why are so many people afraid of porcelain dolls?
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