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Though thousands of years and half a galaxy away, the doctor's patented psychic kitchenware meant he was always able to remember when he'd left the oven on.

"I bet if I stare at this chip long enough I can make two chips!"

Rose is no longer able to control the explosive sneeze from the common cold she contracted after spending one chilly night too many in the Cloister Room

I'll try this but I warn you it might not be funny
Rose:um... doctor what are you doing?
doctor:I'm examining this chip to see if it's a crilitane or a slitheen. I can't tell from first glance
sarah:um... doctor what are you doing?
doctor:I'm trying to figure out wether this is a crilitane or a slitheen but then again it could be a human thats been genetically altered by nano-bots
K-9:master... what are you doing?
doctor:I'm trying to figure out wether this is a crilitane or a slitheen but then again it could be a human thats been genetically altered by nano-bots... but then again it could be a dalek experiment that went horribly wrong... what do you think*passes to K-9*
K-9:processing... processing... processing complete. Subject is chip inhabitted by human named Cassandra
doctor surprised h thats alright then *eats chip*... oh goodness I'm a man

Ok since Hairy's disapeared I've decided to post the next one



Have a go with that biggrin