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On the pay phone, call the number they give if you have problems with it, and tell them that you put your 20 dollar bill in the coin slot, and you can't make a call now because it says to insert more money!

Wear a ton of perfume/cologne.... Ecspecially in an elevator.. and tell people THEY are wearing to much!

Or run around smelling people..

Pretend to blow your nose into a kleenex, then stuff it into someone's coat pocket.

Sing the "never ending song"

Sing random child songs and skip whole lines.

Sing the Barney song, and Hug the people as you sing.

On a Library Computer

Log on wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the darned thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.

Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

Work normally for awhile. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.

Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top- secret Pentagon files.

Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.

Every time you press return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.

"DISK FIGHT!"

Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge in the 3.5 disk drive. When it doesn't work, get the supervisor.

If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them, and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave.

Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them on top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor.

Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.

Bring some dry ice and make it look like the computer is smoking.

Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard, and taking it.

When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.

Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.

Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the space bar so your fill isn't affected). Then look at your neighbor's keyboard. Hit his/her delete key several times, erasing an entire word. While you do this, ask: "Does your delete key work?" Shake your head, and resume hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until, you've deleted about a page of your neighbor's document. Then, suddenly exclaim: "Well, whaddya know? I've been hitting the space bar this whole time. No wonder it wasn't deleting! Ha!" Print out your document and leave.

>>'' That sounds potentially dangerous. <<' o_o' Ah well, I won't tell if you won't. ^-^'

Repeatedly click your pen when you're near someone.
(Those clicking pens, ya know?)

domokun How about just stalking someone? rofl rofl Could that work? That can be annoying, and distrubing... eek