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 Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 4:40 pm
"Yeah, I've been meaning to ask about that," Jennifer added, clinging to Pravus's arm, "Why are you so bald?"
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 4:47 pm
"AS I WAS SAYING!" Kaos shouted loudly over them, "You are here because you all have evil in your hearts. You have been defeated when you shouldn't have been."
He put on an evil smile, "And I will help you achieve your goals. But only if you all come together. With your combined strengths, we can rule any world we want!"
He waited for the roar of approval that he KNEW would follow his speech.
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:49 pm
"I'm not evil!" Gold growled at him after a moment of thinking it over. "I am a valued officer of the Navy and I am respected and adored! I keep the seas safe from pirates! Sure, I demanded a lot of power in return, but that doesn't make me evil."
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:52 pm
"Ok," Kaos continued, completely ignoring Gold, "Why don't we go around the table and introduce ourselves? Say your name and what you do."
He paused a moment to look up at Vastius. "Um, you can take a seat there, Vastius," he said.
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:54 pm
Vastius, who was still standing to one side of the room, glared down at the little man.
"I can't!" he growled, indicating how large he was.
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:43 pm
"Ooh! Ooh! I'll go first!" Tirek volunteered, raising a shaking, old man hand. "I'm Tirek, the evil overlord of Equestria, and I can consume magic from anyone and anything and make myself invincible!" He ended his speech with a cough and sat back down (which was kind of hard to do).
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Man-Hungry Autobiographer
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:52 pm
Widower was trying to figure out how sit down (in Lonelysands he had never sat in a chair unless it was built for him) and was also next to Tirek. As everyone stared at him, he looked up and noticed.
"Fine! I'll go next!" he snapped, "I'm already standing anyway." He cleared his spider throat. (Do spiders have throats? Eh, whatever.) "I am Malvado Widower, sheriff of Lonelysands. Although some people think I'm 'corrupted.'" He emphasized his point with over exaggerated air quotes.
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:19 pm
Natas stood up as she was next. She gave all the men around the table a flirtatious wink before speaking.
"I am Natas," she stated, "I am the devil itself." Without explaining anything else, she sat back down.
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:02 pm
Tom, who was making googoo eyes at Natas, suddenly shook his head to clear it. He stood and made a grand gesture of greeting.
"My name is Tom Burr," he said, "I was the head detective of the police department before that pesky angel ruined everything!" His tone was instantly bitter. "Don't worry. I'm calm," he assured them before sitting back down.
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:14 pm
Crocus glared down with wide eyes at Tom (for some reason), and he didn't take his eyes off him as he addressed the group.
"I'm the lord of all evil," he growled. "I am Crocus, the Darkest, and I am going to plunge the world into eternal darkness. Then I am going to destroy those who betrayed me."
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:16 pm
Stephanie was sitting casually, looking down at her phone and barely paying attention to what was being said. When there was a long lull of silence, she looked up briefly to state "I'm Stephanie," then went back to her phone.
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:35 pm
Purple Guy slowly stood, clearing his throat and making sure everyone heard.
"Hello," he greeted. "My name is-"
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:37 pm
Stephanie, with a sigh, casually looked up at the speaker and her eyes widened.
"I know you," she said, interrupting him. "You're purple guy! From the Freddy's Pizzaria incident!"
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:40 pm
Purple man flinched and looked over at her.
"Actually, my name is," he started.
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:43 pm
"My name is Rob Pincher," the fishy in the middle of the table interrupted, "But you will all call me Silverfin. I control the world's oceans, I am the CEO of my own multimillion dollar company, AND I am the one responsible for flooding the Earth!"
The fish looked rather proud of his accomplishments.
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