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Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away...there lived......a little alien, blue as can be, he seemed to be looking for a far off distant but hidden planet with great treasures called Fairy Falls. But the treasures were hidden!....hehe
In order to find Fairy Falls he had to take the help of the 3 Stooges, the 3 Musketeers and the 3 little pigs.

They split up into groups with one from each to search everywhere for the poor little alien. They looked in trees, Under rocks, behind bushes, around the waterfall and creek until their minds grew tired and their group stopped somewhere to pee.

The rest stop looked like a palace and smelled like roses but lurking beneath the surface in a hidden cavern was a grotesque looking creature that can only come out at night and responds when you say, "Sausages." He was a hairy little beast who loved the sound of flatulence echoing through the hills on quiet nights. It made him giggle but if you indulged him he would answer one question for you. Hmm...

The beast growled and shouted "Put down that light"!
Not wanting to annoy him I put out the light.
"Where are you?" I asked but the beast only wondered if that was your one question and he was not about to reveal his whereabouts.
He responded with a question of his own.

The Beast huffed and asked, "Why are you bothering me in my place of peace and solitude?"
Trying to explain that I had stumbled into his home whilst looking for treasure was more difficult than I thought. I wanted to think and so I sat down on a whoopee cushion, oh my the ruckus it made, all the other wild beasts turn their heads, then I saw something coming towards me and ~realized it was the Sausage Beast, himself, rolling across the ground, laughing.

It was a strange sound - somewhere between a cackle and a snort.
Laughing so much the beast rolled into a ....

Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away...there lived......a little alien, blue as can be, he seemed to be looking for a far off distant but hidden planet with great treasures called Fairy Falls. But the treasures were hidden!....hehe
In order to find Fairy Falls he had to take the help of the 3 Stooges, the 3 Musketeers and the 3 little pigs.

They split up into groups with one from each to search everywhere for the poor little alien. They looked in trees, Under rocks, behind bushes, around the waterfall and creek until their minds grew tired and their group stopped somewhere to pee.

The rest stop looked like a palace and smelled like roses but lurking beneath the surface in a hidden cavern was a grotesque looking creature that can only come out at night and responds when you say, "Sausages." He was a hairy little beast who loved the sound of flatulence echoing through the hills on quiet nights. It made him giggle but if you indulged him he would answer one question for you. Hmm...

The beast growled and shouted "Put down that light"!
Not wanting to annoy him I put out the light.
"Where are you?" I asked but the beast only wondered if that was your one question and he was not about to reveal his whereabouts.
He responded with a question of his own.

The Beast huffed and asked, "Why are you bothering me in my place of peace and solitude?"
Trying to explain that I had stumbled into his home whilst looking for treasure was more difficult than I thought. I wanted to think and so I sat down on a whoopee cushion, oh my the ruckus it made, all the other wild beasts turn their heads, then I saw something coming towards me and ~realized it was the Sausage Beast, himself, rolling across the ground, laughing.

It was a strange sound - somewhere between a cackle and a snort.
Laughing so much the beast rolled into a ....a great meat ball and rolled to

an ominous looking plate of.....

Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away...there lived......a little alien, blue as can be, he seemed to be looking for a far off distant but hidden planet with great treasures called Fairy Falls. But the treasures were hidden!....hehe
In order to find Fairy Falls he had to take the help of the 3 Stooges, the 3 Musketeers and the 3 little pigs.

They split up into groups with one from each to search everywhere for the poor little alien. They looked in trees, Under rocks, behind bushes, around the waterfall and creek until their minds grew tired and their group stopped somewhere to pee.

The rest stop looked like a palace and smelled like roses but lurking beneath the surface in a hidden cavern was a grotesque looking creature that can only come out at night and responds when you say, "Sausages." He was a hairy little beast who loved the sound of flatulence echoing through the hills on quiet nights. It made him giggle but if you indulged him he would answer one question for you. Hmm...

The beast growled and shouted "Put down that light"!
Not wanting to annoy him I put out the light.
"Where are you?" I asked but the beast only wondered if that was your one question and he was not about to reveal his whereabouts.
He responded with a question of his own.

The Beast huffed and asked, "Why are you bothering me in my place of peace and solitude?"
Trying to explain that I had stumbled into his home whilst looking for treasure was more difficult than I thought. I wanted to think and so I sat down on a whoopee cushion, oh my the ruckus it made, all the other wild beasts turn their heads, then I saw something coming towards me and ~realized it was the Sausage Beast, himself, rolling across the ground, laughing.

It was a strange sound - somewhere between a cackle and a snort.
Laughing so much the beast rolled into a ....a great meat ball and rolled to

an ominous looking plate of.....

Silver, made just for some non verbal great giant, oh my! what was he to ~

do without a.....