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 Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:35 am
granted, but its covered in old stinky body hair
i wish it wasn't 830am on the last true day of spring break
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:56 am
Granted, but you are now in the middle of school taking an important test that you know nothing about and will fail.
I wish I had something to drink.
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:17 am
Granted but it's bleach.
I wish I didn't have plans tonight... Or least that they were differant.
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:10 pm
Granted, but the plans are to be a dog pound pooper-scooper.
I wish I owned the National Basketball Association.
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:42 pm
granted, but you went into major debt at the same time
i wish i was drunk
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:35 pm
Granted, but you got drunk with Maggie.
I wish my love-life wasen't so screwed up. confused
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:59 pm
Granted, but now you have no love life.
I wish I didn't have this pounding head ache.
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:00 pm
(That would actually be an improvement. whee )
Granted, you have been decapitated.
I wish I had some green koolaid...
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:03 pm
Granted, but it's from the under-ground koolaid factory. (Sewer)
I wish I had little Bo Peep.
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:05 pm
maison ain Granted, but it's from the under-ground koolaid factory. (Sewer)
I wish I had little Bo Peep.
Granted, Little Bo Peep the transvestite charges 500 dollars a night.
I wish my mom would leave me alone. oO;
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:12 pm
rofl Lmao, I love what you said, Magnet, that was great.
Anyway, granted, but you now have five crying kids to bug you.
I wish I had a game to play.
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:13 pm
Granted, you play sex games with Maggie. rofl
I wish my chores would do themselves.
EDIT: Is is just me, or does everything I have to say have something to do with sex, being drunk, or being drunk while having sex? neutral
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:32 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:53 pm
granted, but you now have to do my chores
(its all good maggie, we just try to keep it pg13 or under, and hey, join me in the journey to drunkeness)
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:28 pm
I wish Aunt Lady would have posted a wish for me to screw up the grant.
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