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The Semblance of Unity rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 2
Total: 6 (2-12)
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 Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:36 pm
Dazs promptly set his things down solely so he could punch his brother in the shoulder. In their ramblings, at least they had gotten to the end of the labyrinth.
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Seussi rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 3
Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:39 pm
"Weeeeeeeeak!" Was G's only response to the punch, though that was followed by a woop of happiness for hsving escaped the madness of the IKEA maze.
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 1 20-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-20)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:40 pm
"Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. Now where is this piece of s**t?" That was one good thing about Giuseppe - he never scolded Dazs for language. He wandered down one last aisle, matching his tag to a piece of metal shelving. Excellent. He grabbed it, discarding the tag on the floor.
"Got everything I need - how about you?"
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Seussi rolled 1 20-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-20)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:43 pm
"I'm tired." He whined, instead of looking for what he was supposed to look for.
And then he yawned loudly.
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Seussi rolled 1 20-sided dice:
15
Total: 15 (1-20)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:45 pm
"Mannnnn I'm never comin here again!"
More loud complaining followed.
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Seussi rolled 1 20-sided dice:
15
Total: 15 (1-20)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:46 pm
G definetly took a nap against one of the shelves instead of finding what he needed.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:47 pm
"Suck it the ******** up!" Dazs promptly pinged a small stuffed toy off the side of Giuseppe's head.
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Seussi rolled 1 20-sided dice:
18
Total: 18 (1-20)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:47 pm
"FINE! GAWD!" G woke up and grabbed whatever box was nearest. Who even cared if it matched up at this point?
Somehow it actually did.
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 1 20-sided dice:
13
Total: 13 (1-20)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:49 pm
"Sleep when you're dead... or when we are done." They ambled back to their new digs and Dazs tried to assemble his shelving...without looking at the instructions. It did not go well.
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Seussi rolled 1 20-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-20)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:50 pm
Instructions were for pussies. Who even used instructions anyways??
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 1 20-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-20)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:51 pm
He threw the screwdriver across the store in a fit of frustration. And then... he went to go get it. He would beat this stupid thing!
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Seussi rolled 1 20-sided dice:
13
Total: 13 (1-20)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:52 pm
G put one part in place and then fell asleep again.
This was so borrrrrriiiiiiing.
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 1 20-sided dice:
12
Total: 12 (1-20)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:53 pm
"Maybe we should try using the instructions...." He looked at them and closed his eyes. This wasn't supposed to be rocket science, IKEA!!!
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Seussi rolled 1 20-sided dice:
15
Total: 15 (1-20)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:54 pm
"Hrm? What? Oh....oh ya."
And what do you know? The instructions actually were helpful!
"BOO YA BABY! BOO. YA!"
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The Semblance of Unity rolled 1 20-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-20)
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:55 pm
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