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 Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 11:24 pm
alpaca lots O.o oh my goodness! i mean i was gonna give you some for all the trouble you been through...... BUT this is exciting now! *pulls up a lawn chair decorated like a throne and grabs a bag of popcorn and skittles* TO THE WINNER GOES THE SPOILS!!! *meaning the WHOLE ham stick of goodies* O_O The whole thing!? *tosses ax and sharpens a watermeleon instead* This is serious business here. I have to get that ham. *hamster wanders into badly made arena* SO YOU SHOWED YOUR FACE!? Brave soul, I respect that. However! My respect does not change my position....I will destroy you. *hamster poops as it walks* Your fear will not save you now! That was kinda opposite of brave...make up your mindAnd so it ends! *feeds watermelon chunks to the hamster* you can't resist
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 11:38 pm
Lain Julett alpaca lots O.o oh my goodness! i mean i was gonna give you some for all the trouble you been through...... BUT this is exciting now! *pulls up a lawn chair decorated like a throne and grabs a bag of popcorn and skittles* TO THE WINNER GOES THE SPOILS!!! *meaning the WHOLE ham stick of goodies* O_O The whole thing!? *tosses ax and sharpens a watermeleon instead* This is serious business here. I have to get that ham. *hamster wanders into badly made arena* SO YOU SHOWED YOUR FACE!? Brave soul, I respect that. However! My respect does not change my position....I will destroy you. *hamster poops as it walks* Your fear will not save you now! That was kinda opposite of brave...make up your mindAnd so it ends! *feeds watermelon chunks to the hamster* you can't resistYEA! YOU GOT EM ON THE RUN!!! *cramming skittles in my mouth as i cheer* but seriously.... he pooped himself...... he must be petrified
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 11:43 pm
alpaca lots Lain Julett alpaca lots O.o oh my goodness! i mean i was gonna give you some for all the trouble you been through...... BUT this is exciting now! *pulls up a lawn chair decorated like a throne and grabs a bag of popcorn and skittles* TO THE WINNER GOES THE SPOILS!!! *meaning the WHOLE ham stick of goodies* O_O The whole thing!? *tosses ax and sharpens a watermeleon instead* This is serious business here. I have to get that ham. *hamster wanders into badly made arena* SO YOU SHOWED YOUR FACE!? Brave soul, I respect that. However! My respect does not change my position....I will destroy you. *hamster poops as it walks* Your fear will not save you now! That was kinda opposite of brave...make up your mindAnd so it ends! *feeds watermelon chunks to the hamster* you can't resistYEA! YOU GOT EM ON THE RUN!!! *cramming skittles in my mouth as i cheer* but seriously.... he pooped himself...... he must be petrified*hamster refuses watermelon chunk* O_O w-wha..*hamster waddles away from me* Don't panic....don't panic...you can win this still! evil *pops a plastic cup over hamster* VICTORY! VICTORY FOR THE SLAYER OF ALL THAT IS SMALL AND CUTE! *cup scoots away into a wall and bounces back* I claim my prize with great joy! and um..hm... *watches cup move around on the floor* uh...pride...
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 12:00 am
*sits up from my "throne" *
A-hem....on this most auspicious of days, for us to have in our midst the Brave and.......and...... *stops a moment as we both watch the cup run around the floor a few more minutes* HUFF PUFF PUFF... Brave and most Courageous Warrior of Hamsters and all things small and adorable.... as to commemorate this most Glorious of victories..... *slowly looks at cup again then shakes head*
i wish to give you this..... ONE YEAR SUPPLY OF HAMSTER TREATS!!!!!
i joke of course xD
here is your true prize.....The Grand Ham Stick of Sweets & Delights!
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 12:05 am
alpaca lots *sits up from my "throne" * A-hem....on this most auspicious of days, for us to have in our midst the Brave and.......and...... *stops a moment as we both watch the cup run around the floor a few more minutes* HUFF PUFF PUFF... Brave and most Courageous Warrior of Hamsters and all things small and adorable.... as to commemorate this most Glorious of victories..... *slowly looks at cup again then shakes head* i wish to give you this..... ONE YEAR SUPPLY OF HAMSTER TREATS!!!!! i joke of course xDhere is your true prize.....The Grand Ham Stick of Sweets & Delights! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? scream *pokes cup with stick, it wiggles a bit* o-o RIGHT. I accept the- wtf hamster treats!? er um, the great coveted prize of...meat on a stick. By that I mean ....wait
How does chocolate fit in a thing of ham?
And like...wouldn't the chocolate be tainted by the meat sweat? I mean seriously, who stashes sweets in MEAT? That has to go in a fridge no less...so it's probably nasty by now!
What kind of ruler is this!? We're risking our lives for some meat-tainted candy in what is basically rotting, spoiled pig hide!o-o I'm gunna take my prize and go home now. Hamster, did you need a ride back? *hamster and cup fall off the stage*
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 12:13 am
...its a hollowed out plastic piece of ham that pops open at the top.....jeez hatin on my ham like Todd Ingram and his vegan powers....pshhh
but yes the grand prize is yours and...... eh nobodies watching our play besides that one kid and the hamster *points off of stage and a kid is sitting in the audience and waving* so guess i can give you and the hamster a lift home...
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 12:19 am
alpaca lots ...its a hollowed out plastic piece of ham that pops open at the top.....jeez hatin on my ham like Todd Ingram and his vegan powers....pshhhbut yes the grand prize is yours and...... eh nobodies watching our play besides that one kid and the hamster *points off of stage and a kid is sitting in the audience and waving* so guess i can give you and the hamster a lift home... *throws watermelon at kid's face* yeah my scooter died during this battle o-o so not worth the quarter I paid for it...*hamster eats the side of the cup* I think he lives down the street from me..I wonder if he's the jerk that keeps parking a hamster ball in my side street stare
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 12:32 am
oh of course.... VEGAN POLICE, VEGAN POLICE, GET ON THE GROUND NOW!!!
*watches as you belt the kid in the head with the watermelon* dang..... great aim. but yea, its no prob, heck i'll even take a look at your scooter and see if i can fix it!
maybe even fix it up like the scooter from fooly cooly
hmmmm stare you know.....maybe we should sneak out...before he gets any ideas *stares at hamster and takes your hand and slowly walks us both off stage as i keep my eye on him*
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 12:38 am
alpaca lots oh of course.... VEGAN POLICE, VEGAN POLICE, GET ON THE GROUND NOW!!! *watches as you belt the kid in the head with the watermelon* dang..... great aim. but yea, its no prob, heck i'll even take a look at your scooter and see if i can fix it! maybe even fix it up like the scooter from fooly cooly hmmmm stare you know.....maybe we should sneak out...before he gets any ideas *stares at hamster and takes your hand and slowly walks us both off stage as i keep my eye on him* I EAT MEAT scream *nibbles on prized plastic ham for a moment* No way, the damn thing will drive off without me...it's better off dead, mkay? Dun wanna have to beat it with a guitar... ninja nya nya....crafty little thing...don't let those fat cheeks fool you, he knows how to make bombs. *as we walk away, the hamster crawls over to the kid and proceeds to eat the watermelon remains*
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 12:48 am
*watches you nibble* you sure you don't want to open it first?
okey then, how about a pimped out golf cart? got plenty of those around my neighborhood
LOOK LOOK.....see......he knows to much for his own good.
with his....cute chubby cheeks....and...and how he nibbles on the watermelon......you watch... as soon as we leave, that kid won't make it outta here alive!
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 1:14 am
alpaca lots *watches you nibble* you sure you don't want to open it first? okey then, how about a pimped out golf cart? got plenty of those around my neighborhoodLOOK LOOK.....see......he knows to much for his own good. with his....cute chubby cheeks....and...and how he nibbles on the watermelon......you watch... as soon as we leave, that kid won't make it outta here alive! *hiss* scream I dunno...how pimped out is pimped out?NOW he eats it!? gonk that furry fu-oh that kid is already dead I'm pretty sure...he took a melon to the face. We don't know where the melon blood ends and the kid begins. And while you're distracted by all this *grabs your hat and runs away* HAHA! The REAL item to be sought! This was all a ruse! *hamster continues eating melon/possibly kid* And he was in on it! Good work squishy, VERY convincing huh? hey uh, you can stop eating that now..In truth I steal hats from all! And ya know, shove them in a closet never to be worn. It's more so just about having them, in case I might need one like this someday... So um, yeah! *hops on scooter and zooms away with hamster on the back seat*
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 1:56 am
baboomski25 haha its no problem, but crazy nice to meet ya Andrew lmao. Are you still looking. This is from January. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2016 1:34 am
VanilleLapin baboomski25 haha its no problem, but crazy nice to meet ya Andrew lmao. Are you still looking. This is from January. sweatdrop yea i am, i almost forgot about this topic on here xd
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