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[PRP] Swing Life Away (Otto + Rep)

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Bittiface

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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:27 pm

Rep was a scary man that Otto hoped would never hold too much power. Any personal grudges might equal a death sentence under his rule.

"Well, hopefully these courses will help a bit. I even included some survival skills into the runs. In case anyone ever gets left behind after a mission." Building a fire. Catching a fish. Spotting hazards. And of course, running from danger.

He pushed the cart to the edge of the Pit Of Doom, dumping them into it with one great grunt. They all slide down, log by blog, tumbling into the dirty dark trench. "Ladder is there, let's get these puppies jammed into the ground. Pointy side up!" Otto leapt off the edge to the ground below. A ten foot drop. The earth was a bit muddy, and soft. Perfect for jamming logs into.

Baneful

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 8:30 am

"Aye man that's a really ******** important thing. Survival skills can make all the ******** difference if you get stranded or are being chased by something. I do a lot of hunting and s**t in Arctic conditions and you can tell a ******** mile away where something went if it doesn't know better. People visiting Arctic bases and s**t just make all the mistakes every time." He shook his head. "You can't afford to ******** up when there's something big and terrible chasing you. You are doing them all a favour."

Rep hopped in alongside Otto, forgoing the ladder. He was not a runner by any stretch of the imagination, but when it came to jumping, falling or diving, he was in his element.

He picked up a log and pushed it into the mud. "Like that?" he checked with Foreman Otto.

Baneful
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Bittiface

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Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 5:35 pm

"Yup. And if the ground is too stiff, just dig a hole to shove it in." Otto double took at his own words, cringing that they might be taken as a double entendre of some kind.

He scoffed and started helping.

Baneful

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:45 am

Rep didn't miss the double entendre - he all but lived for it - and gave the blonde man a way too toothy grin. "I doubt I'll have much trouble getting it in." he said with amusement. It didn't stop him doing his job though.

"I feel ******** sorry for the poor b*****d who falls on this s**t. Well. Ok maybe not too sorry, they deserve it."

Bittiface

Baneful
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Bittiface

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Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:57 am

Otto cringed at Rep's comment, shuddering and getting himself back to work.

"In all fairness, they'll be balancing on icy tightropes as well." Otto murmured, jamming another jagged log of wood into the ground. Otto never did make anything too easy when he designed a course.

Baneful

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2014 5:20 pm

For some reason Rep found the idea of people having to walk the icy tightrope absolutely hilarious and cracked up heartily. "I don't know man, just the idea of like, training people like a circus on punishment. You should make people like, do trapeeze and ride elephants and s**t, can capitalize on this survival training thing."

Baneful
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Bittiface

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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2014 5:46 pm

"It makes for good entertainment." Otto admitted. "Think it'd be in bad taste to make it stadium style so people can watch?"

Baneful

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2014 7:47 pm

"Naw, no at all, I think people'd enjoy watching other people fail. Like the old Gladiators show. Or that Wipeout show, Takeshis Castle, there are loads of examples. Make a sport of it, I think it'd be ******** popular." he beamed. "I'd ******** watch it, see if people can beat the time on the course or beat the course at all."

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