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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:46 am
Dozens of messages later, he finally had a reply from Raze. Wait, she was out fighting? That was too dangerous. Her new mail notification must be going off like crazy as he sends repeated agitated messages about the dangers of battle and how something terrible will befall her... Finally he receive a message back. Raze is here? He looks around frantically. Spotting the feathered tuft of another Gryphon, he hurries over. "Are you alright?" he asks. "I told you not to fight. Were you injured? Don't you know how dangerous that was, we don't know anything about this area!" He pauses and huffs. At least she's here now. And not dead. Though who know show long that will last. All the worrying has made him hungry. He reaches out and grabs the nearest plate. It's peach cobbler. As he swallows the soft peaches and sinfully smooth whipped cream, the panic fades. Dreadpirate feels a little embarrassed as he realises how he'd been acting. And all the messages he'd sent to Raze...! Then he looks down and sees his outfit has turned hot pink. He looks to the cobbler. He looks back at his outfit. Putting the plate back on the table, he shrugs. He's been caught in worse (hazing, don't ask). He waits for a reply from Raze. Desserts tried: 5 / 5OOC My character's username: Dreadpirate My character's level: 18 -> 23 Character's HP: 30 Current party: - Current Guild: - Location: Small IC description of character: Dreadpirate is tall and wears the default Gryphon outfit, with hat pulled over his face a little further than most. His pale hair is in a ponytail over one shoulder, with a large gold hoop earring in the opposite ear - all in keeping with his obvious theme. For a pirate he seems overly serious. Character journal: here
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:58 am
Saya arrived at the tea party. She was shocked at how delicious everything looked! It was impossible to pick one.. Her mouth was watering, hands clasped together eagerly in excitement.
She picked the peach cobbler! As she was eating it, she suddenly noticed a very bright color.
It was her.
.... Oops.
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:58 am
Raze had already grabbed a slice of the apple pie when... what was that heading towards her? It... no. No way. No ******** way. She's in the Mad Hatter's Zone, right? This map was the Mad Hatter's Tea Party, wasn't it? Then someone explain to the gryphon just why the ******** was a tree from the Tulgey Forest coming up to her and talking to her like some sort of mother hen.
"Whoa, whoa, back it up, Woody," she warned, one hand raised in defense while the other hid the slice of pie behind her. "As you can see, I am definitely in one piece." She was trying to use her peripheral vision to find some other schmoe to pawn the talking tree to but alas, it was just desserts as far as the eye could see. When she focused her attention to it again, that's when she noticed the tree had turned... pink? And let out a snort of amusement, "Okay, that's a neat trick, and my favorite color, I'll give you that."
Amused at the strange foliage, she took a bite of the apple pie and that was when things turned... weird. Mega weird. The next thing she knew she was staring at a large, black rock. Made of... leather?!
"The ********> she squeaked.
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MY STATS My character's username: RazerHead My character's level: 16 Character's HP: 30 Character's Job Class: Gryphon Current party: None Current Guild: None Location:Small IC description of character: Brown-haired, tanned gryphon wearing the black and red outfit. Character journal: RazerHead
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:03 am
*Borg entering...urp.* He felt that his stomach is acting up. No offense, but eating that much Cake alone, combined with the fact that this game's developer, outside all of its antics doesn't think that second stomach for desserts is a perfectly sane idea for Wonderland inhabitants. And now after the Forest disappeared from the sight, a lascivious tea party was offered before him. The catch is 'before'. Because the tea party is for GIANTS. "Yep. Totally logical. So where should I find the potion of self-enlargement...wait that sounds VERY wrong." Grumbled him. Nope. You have to climb to the top of the table."Seeeriously." Yes.One eternity later, and he finally reached the top of the table. He can see a giant, blinking yellow "!" sign. There is a sign at the top of the table, and nothing else. It says "Ring for Tea Time" but there is no bell. "Is this some kind of a joke? Or this is a puzzle?" You are asking too much.POP. "WHAT IS THIS, HOGWARTS???" Yelled Borg when all of the sudden the table is full with food. Use these and solve the riddle. said his PC again. "How am I supposed to ring a bell---" He stopped mid-sentence. There's a way ring a bell using these foods. If he managed to make a complaint of one, or if he managed to finish all of them. -that is what usually her mother did at eatery, anyway. So. That brings him to the next question. Which should he comment on? All of them seemed...really delicious for some reason. "I'll take this one for starters." He grabbed a piece of the Honey Tart and ate it. Suddenly he has craving. For carrots. For he was now... -a March Hare. "SEEEERIOOUSLYYY!?" -with a tall hat. Meanwhile, his own March Hare jumped from the hat and asked his hand for a marriage. Borg ran as fast as he can. Tries: 1/5. OOC GuildBattle CalculatorMy character's username: Undying=Borg My character's level: 12+50EXP! Character's HP: 30 Current party:Current Guild:Location: Woods Small IC description of character: <= Character journal: Battle Entry Log
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:15 am
"Woody?" Dreadpirate repeats. Yes, he had sent a stalkerish amount of private messages for reasons he couldn't quite explain, but the way Raze was reacting, he'd think she didn't recognise him at all. "Are you alright?" At least she's amused by his turning pink. Aaaand then she's shrinking. Oops. He remembers that. He's careful not to take a step. But he crouches down and lays a hand directly in front of the tiny doll-sized Raze. Better if she's off the ground. "Hop on," he whispers. "You need something else to eat to get back to normal size." And climbing up to the table might be a bit harder for a person this size than for a march hare. OOC My character's username: Dreadpirate My character's level: 23 Character's HP: 30 Current party: - Current Guild: - Location: Small IC description of character: Dreadpirate is tall and wears the default Gryphon outfit, with hat pulled over his face a little further than most. His pale hair is in a ponytail over one shoulder, with a large gold hoop earring in the opposite ear - all in keeping with his obvious theme. For a pirate he seems overly serious. Character journal: here
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:23 am
She scuttled backwards when the giant leather boulder is revealed to be a giant version of Dreadpirate. She stared up at him, slack-jawed and the shrunken piece of apple pie in her hand dropped to the ground. Wait, where did the tree go? When did Dread get he- oooooh. Him lowering his voice to a whisper was very much appreciated, as was the offer to get on his hand.
"Sorry, I ate some jello earlier, then a tree started talking to me," she explained at the top of her voice, though she probably sounded like a chipmunk squeaking given her size. "Was that you?" she asked trying to piece together the confusing turn of events. "Gotta eat something else, huh? How about that one?" she suggested, gesturing to the Honey Tart. She hoped it would fix her size issues. As much as the idea of being the size of a dainty little doll appealed to her, being the size of one in an MMO would probably pose a tiny bit of difficulty.
2/5MY STATS My character's username: RazerHead My character's level: 16 Character's HP: 30 Character's Job Class: Gryphon Current party: None Current Guild: None Location:Small IC description of character: Brown-haired, tanned gryphon wearing the black and red outfit. Character journal: RazerHead
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:29 am
He leans close to hear, and hopefully it's isn't too frightening to have a giant head looming over you. "Yes, that was me," he whispers. "It seems like each dessert does something strange. But only one thing at a time, thank God." The lift up to the table is slow and careful. He sets her down very carefully onto the table top, so she can have her pick of desserts. He so preoccupied with not jostling her as he moves that he doesn't immediately register her comment about the honey tart. When he sees her move towards it on the table, he blanches. "Um, that one might not be--" he begins to say, but he's too late. OOC My character's username: Dreadpirate My character's level: 23 Character's HP: 30 Current party: - Current Guild: - Location: Small IC description of character: Dreadpirate is tall and wears the default Gryphon outfit, with hat pulled over his face a little further than most. His pale hair is in a ponytail over one shoulder, with a large gold hoop earring in the opposite ear - all in keeping with his obvious theme. For a pirate he seems overly serious. Character journal: here
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Meegane rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:34 am
Dessert 1: Vanilla Bean Ice CreamQuote: IC EFFECT: You suddenly feel like < YOUR USERNAME HERE> THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS. Nothing can stop you. You can overcome ANYTHING. Everyone is a puny n00b compared to you. With your l337 haxx0r skills you'll hit level 99 and pwn everything, everyone can l2play. (Basically you become a game elitist). It also makes your speaking/ typing terrible. This effect persists for an hour. After a battle, the rabbit girl felt extremely hungry. She searched her pockets but could only find cards, cards and cards. When she sniffed a sweet scent, she felt she might be the luckiest rabbit. B.B therefore walked onto the path that left The Tulgey Woods, the good smell getting stronger made her drooled. Pressing her drumming tummy embarrassingly, she hoped no one near could hear it. Soon, she heard some joyous songs and a few more steps brought her up to a big big big big big table. The sweet smell was wafted from above. "Are you crazy? It's so high~" "Ok...." The rabbit girl reluctantly moved towards one of the chairs which she felt like a tree trunk, grabbed it tightly and crept up bit by bit like a - Shut uppppppp!
It was like millions of years had been passed, but she was still on her mid-way, the only support was the imagined delicacies waiting for her. Shut up Z! This is climbing, not creeping or crawling! The rabbit girl couldn't bare to imagine someone was standing behind and witnessed her motion. It would be so ashamed! Nonononooooooo~ She thus climbed quickly. B.B felt like using her dagger to stab Z. When she reached the top of the chair leg, she took a deep breathe and rested a little, checking which way she could go and reach the table. Oh yes! She could take the handle as a bridge to get to the table cloth and she did. She jumped and grabbed the blowing cloth barely. She then crept again, blushed like a tomato in case someone saw her. "So embarrassing~" She cried and her tummy seemed to complain her slow speed and roared. Finally, after a long while, she fell onto the table. "So tiring, where's my foods?" She immediately sat up and find an empty table. "No! I sniff the sweet smell!" She made a about-to-cry face, couldn't believe it was the truth. Z flailed.
It was a sign "Ring for Tea Time.
"There's no ring!" The hungry girl's temper was getting worse because of hunger, she flailed her hands and legs and pouted, like a child.
POP!
Z was relieved as he heard a series of non-unified successive tingling, plates and cups appeared magically followed clouds of gas.The sweet aroma prevailed around B.B. "Desserts!" The girl's eyes brightened up at the delectable confection which were so much bigger than herself.
The first one she tried was the ice cream mountain because it just smelt so good, without caring about if her clothes would get dirty, she glomped onto it and took a big chunk. "Oh oh oh so cold~" One would suspect why a little rabbit girl like B.B would finish half of it by herself. B.B suddenly stood up and laughed evilly, "HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA" which scared Z. "Wh0 s4ys R4bb1t5 A 4 W3Ake5t cR3aTuR3s? L00k A m3, 1 d3feated the MaRch H4re b055, the firSt one t0 d0 50! Wh0ever says R4bb1t is N0th1Ng, I w1LL kiCk th3ir buTTs!" The rabbit girl spoke something proudly. "7LL tH3 D3353rTs aR3 M1n3333333!"
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OOC My character's username: Waiting2Bloom My character's level: 11 Character's HP: 30 Current party: - Current Guild: - Location: Tulgey Woods Small IC description of character: Petite, pale skinned with amber colored eyes. The black hair bunny girl is wearing a red and white standard attire, long hair tied into twin tail style. Her big pair of eyes are hidden under the gold trimmed round glasses. The rabbit is always seen wearing a curious and happy smile on her face, with a pair of little pink wings on her back. Character journal: ♡ Fragment: 1
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:35 am
Raze paid the warning no heed, partly because she was already dipping her arms into the honey tart and scooping a handful into her mouth by the time she stopped to consider that Dread knows what he's talking about. Too late, as she swallowed the mouthful, she felt herself change. Not in size, unfortunately but standing on two legs felt... awkward. Like she was unbalanced and when she looked down she really became unbalanced.
She was... a bunny. A red and black bunny, a red and black march hare to be exact. So this was what he was trying to warn her about. Her nose twitched and her ears pressed flat against her head as she hopped towards the hot-pink clad gryphon. She tried talking but alas, all she could do was make incoherent rabbit squeaks.
OAO!!!!!
3/5MY STATS My character's username: RazerHead My character's level: 16 Character's HP: 30 Character's Job Class: Gryphon Current party: None Current Guild: None Location:Small IC description of character: Brown-haired, tanned gryphon wearing the black and red outfit. Character journal: RazerHead
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:58 am
That is, uh, yeah. He hadn't kept close track of which dessert gave which effect. He'd been afraid that was the one that caused the flood of private messages, but march hare is almost as bad. That's kind of cute, when she squeaks like that. (He hopes he hadn't looked the same way.) ... Okay, mostly he wants to take her into battle, but that's because he's used to his march hare pet fighting beside him. "Sorry," he tells her. He's using a more normal volume now that she's a bit bigger. "If you eat something else, that will wear off." OOC My character's username: Dreadpirate My character's level: 23 Character's HP: 30 Current party: - Current Guild: - Location: Small IC description of character: Dreadpirate is tall and wears the default Gryphon outfit, with hat pulled over his face a little further than most. His pale hair is in a ponytail over one shoulder, with a large gold hoop earring in the opposite ear - all in keeping with his obvious theme. For a pirate he seems overly serious. Character journal: here
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:02 am
She was hopping in place at this point, floppy ears falling into her eye (holy s**t she has two of those again, wow, hello ******** up depth perception!) and stamping her feet in indignity. Yes, she liked cute things. Yes, she adored little bunny rabbits and her little march hare minipet but did not want to be a bunny! What did this game think she was, a furry?
She glared up at Dread, little pink nose twitching at him to assure him she would do as he said this time. But because there was no specific food item, she headed for the closest one she could get her mouth on: Jello.
There was a clatter of plates and cups as Raze regained her regular sized. As she sat up, she began to wipe at the corners of her mouth and saw, "Oh, hiya Cap'n Woody," she laughed. It was back to talking trees, huh? At least she could tell which one was her fellow gryphon given the hot pink bark. "Say, what was it you ate that gave you that bitchin' color?"
4/5MY STATS My character's username: RazerHead My character's level: 16 Character's HP: 30 Character's Job Class: Gryphon Current party: None Current Guild: None Location:Small IC description of character: Brown-haired, tanned gryphon wearing the black and red outfit. Character journal: RazerHead
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:12 am
Again with that new nickname. It takes a moment to realise the jello makes you see people as trees. "What is this place's obsession with talking trees?" he complains. It says a lot when hot pink clothes is the least offensive or annoying option. Although, if he remembers correctly... "You said this was your favourite colour?" He raises his eyebrows. Raze hadn't exactly come across as a girly sort of girl, but he guesses you like whatever colour you like. There's no rulebook for what sort of person has to like what sort of things. He may not remember the others, but he knows what he ate last. "Peach cobbler," he tells her. "I'm going to head out to the fields for some fighting. Come join me when you're done eating?" >> ExitingOOC My character's username: Dreadpirate My character's level: 25 Character's HP: 30 Current party: - Current Guild: - Location: Small IC description of character: Dreadpirate is tall and wears the default Gryphon outfit, with hat pulled over his face a little further than most. His pale hair is in a ponytail over one shoulder, with a large gold hoop earring in the opposite ear - all in keeping with his obvious theme. For a pirate he seems overly serious. Character journal: here
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:24 am
"I dunno, makes you think the developer had a fraudian slip for permanent wood," she snickered. Uncaring whether the term she used should have been Freudian Slip, Raze nodded in confirmation about her favorite color, "Yup! Hot pink comes a close second to pastel pink though, eff wai ai. But you rock the color especially as a tree," she winked. Or blinked. It was hard to tell with only one eye but she was grinning like a mad hatter all the same. "Go on ahead, I'll catch up as soon as I get a fashion makeover."
And as he left, she shoved a good chunk of the peach cobbler into her mouth for the desired color-palette swap. With a giddy giggle, Raze did a little spin, "Wheeeee~ Finally got some pink on me!" And with that, she happily left the map.
5/5ExitMY STATS My character's username: RazerHead My character's level: 21 Character's HP: 30 Character's Job Class: Gryphon Current party: None Current Guild: None Location:Small IC description of character: Brown-haired, tanned gryphon wearing the black and red outfit. Character journal: RazerHead
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:32 am
So. After about an hour turning into March Hare and got chased by his own (which is now lamenting) Borg regained the Mad Hatter form once again. Which is a good thing. Maybe. But still, there's no bell on the tea party table. The large, yellow "!" are still in place. Does that mean he should eat more? Say, does that Peach Cobbler turn him into something else? A portion of his mind said that "No, don't risk it. There's always others to eat those pies. You don't have to be a martyr-" But the other him only said- "Why not?" And that's why he turned neon-pink. Tries: 2/5. OOC GuildBattle CalculatorMy character's username: Undying=Borg My character's level: 15+50EXP! Character's HP: 30 Current party:Current Guild:Location: Woods Small IC description of character: <= Character journal: Battle Entry Log
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:46 am
ENTERING ...
You'd think that the idea of surprise super-size desserts would put off someone who doesn't have a very big sweet tooth, but like most who have yet to wander into the world and do any good deal of exploring, Kiin couldn't help but be drawn out of pure curiosity. The giant table and its giant contents looked delectable, and while he was wary to eat anything from the table... well, who could pass up a free meal?
Dark, coal red eyes skimmed the options spread out on the tabletop, scrutinizing each and every dessert as though he could tell if they were ordinary or not by simply looking. He had a habit of putting others off by his wordless stares, but thankfully the food was, at least, not sentient and so couldn't complain that he'd been watching for a good deal of time. In the end, he took steps toward and a bit out of the banana split, closing his eyes briefly to enjoy the sweet flavors that were now on his tongue.
The effects were instantaneous, though, and the unfortunately for the first person who came to mind he just...couldn't help it. A terrible sense of foreboding had come upon him..
"Ack! What was his name?!" he groaned as he pulled out his pocket card and started typing.
< To Partridge_in_a_Skulltree: Where are you? > < To Partridge_in_a_Skulltree: ...answer me, jack damnit. > < To Partridge_in_a_Skulltree: I'm trying to help. > < To Partridge_in_a_Skulltree: I can't help you if you don't reply. > < To Partridge_in_a_Skulltree: Seriously. Where are you? >
He didn't particularly care how badly he was spamming the poor guy on the other end, but.. well. It wasn't pretty.
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» +1 fragment. MY STATS My character's username: SlKiiNL3SS My character's level: 8 (25/100) Character's HP: 30 Character's Job Class: Mad Hatter Current party: -- Current Guild: -- Location: The Tea Party Small IC description of character: 5'5", lean and dressed in monochrome grays, blacks and whites with a surprising accent of gold in his outfit. Eyes are dark red coal, skin a lighter olive shade, and his jet black hair somewhat blends into the nifty top hat. Character journal: click
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