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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 3:27 pm
You know what they say, there's no rest for the wicked! The Artist of Swag is fully sick wicked yo! It's a shame that it doesn't stop his head smacking against the apron! Cartwright groggily wobbles for a moment before he rests his back against the apron! Why must bad things happen to good people like Cartwright?!
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:23 am
There's never rest for the wicked, and Shanahan wasn't going to change that saying today. He stayed on Cartwright by attempting to grab him by the head and torso, and lift him up into the ring. If he managed to push the Artist of Swag into the ring, he'd keep his lower legs dangling off the apron; from there, he'd rear back and aim a harsh kick onto Cartwright's right knee, sandwiching it between the solid edge of the apron and his massive foot!
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:17 am
The genius of swag is placed into the ring with his legs draped over the apron! Before he even knows what's going on, his knee gets struck! The doctor of swaganomics instantly rolls into the center of the ring pain, clutching his knee and letting out a cry.
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 9:52 am
The referee was really yelling at Shanahan now, but it didn't phase the Evolution Champion! He wasn't pulling any punches tonight, and he expected the same from Cartwright! The Storm followed after The Swagmaster, rolling back into the ring and clearly taking his time with it. Once on his feet, he would make a leisurely pace towards the center of the ring and attempt to deliver some heavy stomps down onto that right knee, regardless of Cartwright's hands on it! However, if Cartwright were standing, then he would do nothing but stand near the ropes ominously.
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:33 pm
The chief operating officer of swag held his knee and had begun to shuffle backwards as Matt approached. Cartwright again pleads for mercy from the greatest man in the ring apart from the Asylum Champion, somehow that has no effect and Shanahan repeatedly stomps on the swaggering knee of the official representative of swag that forces him to crawl into the ropes to try and halt the assault!
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:46 pm
The referee was quick to jump into Matt's way and stop him from continuing the Swag cripplization! The Storm glared at the smaller man and shouted, "Get 'em on his feet!" He was in no mood for wasting time tonight! He was a man with a mission.
Matt stormed to the other side of the ring to let Cartwright get his bearings, flexing his arms back to loosen his muscles. Perhaps now they could actually have a match, and not a brawl!
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:54 pm
Cartwright wastes time by sitting on the ropes and nursing his knee, much to the annoyance of Shanahan who wants to wrestle his arse now instead of kicking it! Well, that's too bad for Shanahan! He should have thought about this before he decided to not give Cartwright his time out and attack his leg! The Genius of Swag refuses to leave the ropes until he feels ready, his delaying tactics earning him the entire arena's hate! Sod them! Haters are gonna hate yo!
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:28 pm
The Champion's infamous rage had been carrying him so far, even if it seemed to be out of sheer bloodlust. Cartwright had done nothing to him, but The Storm seemed out to cripple anything in his path tonight! He had to keep something on the reserves though, or he may be running on fumes before he knew it. Keeping that in mind, he moved to the center of the ring and stood tall, flexing his hands while staring at Cartwright with an icy glare. He was ready and there was no backing down for him.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 2:50 pm
Cartwright finally looks ready as he shakes his leg with his hands on the top rope to ensure no funny business can occur as he time wastes! Maybe if he didn't make it so obvious what he was doing it wouldn't be so annoying! The Swag Swag Swag Man looks at Shanahan with his big, flexing hand, clearly wanting to lock-up with the Swag And Grab Man and show him who the real Boss of the ring is! It looks like Cartwright is going to accept the lock-up as he walks towards Matt confidently, however, he cheekily raises his open hands to Shanahan's eyes for a classic eye rake attempt!
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:15 am
The Storm immediately accepted the lock-up, probably a bit too fast. If he had even hesitated for a moment, he could've avoided the eye rake. But, he wasn't a man to hesitate; the eye rake was true and it blurred the true Champion's vision, causing him to push away from Cartwright with his hands tending to his eyes; the Swagmiester wasn't letting up on his vision!
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:25 am
Oh look at that! The power of Cartwright's almighty glowing swag has blinded Shanahan for a second time! Poor lad! He's gonna need a eye test after this! The S3 Man is happy to take advantage of this situation, looking to grab Matt's head and slam it face-first into the nearest turnbuckle!
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:40 am
The God of Punks was too concerned over his eyes that he couldn't properly retaliate against Cartwright's offense. He was dragged to the turnbuckle and slammed face-first into it, causing him to let out a loud roar in defiance!
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:24 pm
The roar is loud and annoying! Only Cartwright may speak! For the words that leave his mouth are full of wisdom and intelligence and smarts! LOL! Cartwright tries to place Shanahan on to the top of the turnbuckle, ready to drop him with a super back suplex!
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:40 pm
Matt didn't seem to fight back when Cartwright pushed him up to the top of the turnbuckle, in fact he seemed to do so willingly! When this Swagmaster wrapped his hands around The Storm's waist for the back suplex, all of the Asylum Champion's momentum seemed to stop dead in its tracks. Matt was not moving.
Despite how much Cartwright aimed to lift, he was not moving.
Once again, Shanahan was turning the tides! With one arm already wrapped around Cart's head, Matt brought his other over and tried to lock it in place with a tight head lock. If he was successful, he'd stand up from his sitting position on the turnbuckle, hopefully bringing Cartwright with him, and leap towards the outside of the ring! He was trying to bring the Swagnificent Swaglord down with a super bulldog to the outside!
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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 8:47 am
Budge damn you! Budge! BUUUUUDGE! Shanahan ain't moving! Damn since when did this guy suddenly get so fat?!
CLAMP!
Cartwright is placed into a tight headlock! Being in the top turnbuckle, it'd be a bad idea to squirm, but before he can react properly Matt has leaped-off the top turnbuckle.....and has taken Cartwright with him! Cartwright's face crashes into the mat and that isn't good for his Swagtastic good looks!
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