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 Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:50 pm
(HAH! Nice eyes, boy that was a good laugh. I'm not that athletic! Edited!) With the momentum of his fall converted by the springy rope, Salem was sent high into the air, his flip caught in time by the dazzling spectacle of camera flashes that suddenly lit up the arena. But that wasn't any comfort to the M.W. Deuce, as his highlight reel moment was met with empty canvas, flapjacking flat on the mat with a sickening slap! Painfully, Salem gripped his chest while lying on his side, the feeling of his ribs being compressed breaking all concentration from anything but the ache in his nerves and bones!
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Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:01 pm
"You Can't See Me" began to play as the crowd popped huge but were dissapointed to see Rick appear in a golf cart. Rick drove down the ramp in a golf Cart with a T-Shirt cannon in the seat next to him. Rick ad a mic as well "Cut the damn music, why the hell are you playing Cena's theme I'm neither white nor to I wear jorts" he said angrily. Rick then hopped out with his T-Shirt cannon and aimed at Salem "SAY HELLO TO THE NEW CART SHIRT" he said firing the shirt at Salem.
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Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:44 pm
((Now a super duper flipping diving boston crab would be an amazing sight to see! I'm imagining something like what Blanka on Street Fighter would do! xd )) DJ Rick arrives in style, in a golf cart! Cartwright didn't know Rick was such a keen golfer! He sure kept that quiet!
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Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:49 pm
Salem was helpless to avoid the shirt being shot at him, striking his chest with a sickening smack that sent him shoulder over shoulder across the ring. Like a brick, the impact knocked the wind from the wounded warrior, who grasped at the bottom rope to try and elevate his lungs and smoothen the transition of air. Still, it was almost all the Freshman Phenom could do to keep his wits about him in light of this new development, struggling to fight through the pain and focus!
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Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 4:01 pm
DJ Rick is a genius! Who else would have thought to fire a t-shirt out of a cannon at the enemy?! Rick is the man! The crowd heavily boos as Cartwright approaches the ladder, looking to climb it, get his title and get the hell out of here because screw giving Salem a fair fight! Cartwright waves Rick into the ring! Rick should like totally keep Salem at bay as he ascends the ladder!
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Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 4:10 pm
The crowd's hopes had been dashed by the Batman & Robin of Dolce & Gabanna, many hating on the pair while others urged Salem to get back on his feet. Try as he might, though, the M.W. Deuce didn't have the breath in him to stand upright, struggling to climb up to the second rope while gradually regaining his vision. He could see Rick, getting ready to enter the ring, and Cartwright attempting to ascend the ladder. He also noticed the steel chair from their initial encounter lying nearby...what would he do?
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Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 4:34 pm
Cartwright doesn't care what Salem is thinking as he begins to climb the ladder, looking up at his title while Rick makes his way over to Salem to start putting the boots into him! What a clever plan the Swagtastic Two have devised! Keep Salem down and keep Cartwright moving up!
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Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 4:39 pm
Salem made a desperate dive for the chair as Rick moved to intercept, but he failed - falling short as Rick's kicks found a home in the challenger's ribs. Gasping, writhing on his fours like a wounded animal, Croft courageously arrived to keep himself up as he was beaten with a flurry of kicks!
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Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:14 am
Salem absorbs the damage of DJ Rick's kicks as Cartwright climbed higher up the ladder, nearly reaching the top of the ladder now!
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Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:54 am
With every blow, the crowd booed louder while their returning hero was hobbled up against the second rope, struggling to hold the middle cable as to not fall on his face. But through the haze of boots and camera flashes, Croft noticed Cartwright at the apex of the ladder, nearly close enough to retrieve the championship belt!
"Ughn...agh...No!" Salem barked, anger and adrenaline momentarily immunizing him to the pain. No wound could sting the lad more than watching his hopes fade away while being beaten on like a whipped dog. Thus, with a sudden, desperate surge of strength, Salem tried flinging himself off the ropes and into Rick for a spear, intending to slam the man right into the nearby ladder!
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Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:49 am
DJ Rick not expecting Salem's comeback was speared into the ladder and shouted "SWAG LEVEL DEPLETING!".
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Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:08 pm
HOLY CRAP! DJ Rick tries to warn him, but there is little that Cartwright can do as Salem and Rick crash into the ladder knocking it over.
Cartwright: "SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!!!"
Swag is what Cartwright shouts over-dramatically as he falls from the ladder and down on to the mat with a thud. The crowd roared with cheers as Salem saves the match and Cartwright rolls around on the mat in agony holding his spine.
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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:40 am
Salem fell to his knees as Rick and Cartwright were left mangled in the ladder, catching his breath as he looked on at what he'd done. The fans were on fire following the ferocious spear, but the dead-eyed stare of discontent in the challenger's eyes said he wasn't yet through. Standing up, Salem stumbled over to Rick, who he'd attempt to whip into the nearest corner, before trying to throw Cartwright his way, as well, should he be successful.
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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:41 pm
Salem places Rick exactly where he wants him and promptly does the same to Cartwright! Cartwright is sent charging into Rick and is unable to put on the breaks! They crash into each other, with Cartwright leaning groggily on Rick who keeps him upright in the corner!
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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:27 pm
A burst of cheers rang out each time one of the gruesome twosome hit the corner, the would-be rascals prone and in a perfect position to be hit with a follow-up! But this wasn't your average match - it was a ladder match, and for the Asylum Title, at that! With such a golden opportunity at his fingertips, Salem wanted to make sure Cartwright, DJ Rick, and everyone watching in the arena and at home remembered this moment.
Thus, it really came as no surprise when Salem reached for the nearby ladder and folded it up...charging the corner with the weapon to try slamming it into his adversaries longways - hoping to both rattle them and restrain them by wedging it between the top and middle ropes of the corner!
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