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Baneful
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:23 am




Lawr couldn't sleep. This was rapidly becoming a frequent and expected part of his life, every time he slipped into restful sleep, Butch would wake him back up again to tell him some vapid or tedious story about nothing. And every time he would patiently wake and listen because it didn't bear thinking about what would happen if he did not. As such he tried to nap when he could, for all the good it did.

He'd felt particularly nauseous that evening after his own dream had bled into something twisted and darker, the clotted dried blood on the cream carpet stunk in ways he couldn't remember anything stinking, and over everything had been the drawn out ragged gasping of something dying.

The sounds hadn't stopped when he'd woken until he politely asked Butch to stop.

When he spotted the bonfire, he figured why not, maybe the fire could drive some of the deep seated chill in his bones he couldn't shake, even the gems didn't seem to be doing their job anymore and his tarot cards kept turning up dismal upside down portents of issues. He sidled in quietly at the edge of the group and hoped to go unnoticed.

Until his watch started making a strange grating snarling sound as if two gears were jammed. He looked mortified and shook it, trying to silence it.



PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:32 am


There was some guy over there retching, and Noah shrank into himself even more. Was it that kind of party? If he stayed, was he going to be expected to have alcohol? He didn't like the taste of beer, and he didn't know about hard liquor, and, and -

An odd sound caught his attention and jarred him out of the increasingly panicky circling of his thoughts. He looked up the beach and spotted Jan, in his unmistakable sarong and bracelets. Okay, he'd only met the guy once, but that was way better than never, and Noah scooted over towards him. "Hey, hi, nice to see you, I got my weapon," he said, and held up his left wrist to show off the rusty-looking chain wrapped around it by way of proof.

Lazarus started a low, rumbling grumble in Noah's head, and Noah jumped a little. Laz?

I SMELL SOMETHING.

Oh my god don't you dare start that I swear to god I will throw you into the water if you start barking now.

Laz rumbled rebelliously, but he wasn't barking yet.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:32 am


Mimsy footfalls were not long behind him, and Shiloh look at up at her, shaking his head and returning the smile that he thought he’d seen. He stepped back now that she had arrived, making room for her and getting some air for himself.

“Hardly, it’s not like I’m exactly doing much. What did you two feed him anyway? Will he be okay?”

Shiloh looked concerned, and Robert’s heaving and laments of his imminent death weren’t helping matters. But Mimsy didn’t seem to be overly concerned, her voice calm and soothing towards him. He fully expected that he was not going to be needed now and he turned to leave them, until Robert croaked out his name. Shiloh stared over his shoulder at the man, entirely unsure what to make of what Robert had just said. What did he mean by ‘kind of guy that would appreciate’ unicorns?

“I, uh, thanks, Robert.” Then more quietly to Mimsy, “Are you sure he’s going to be okay?”
PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:34 am



Al was out for a late stroll when he heard noise ahead and slipped warily into the fray. His first instinct was to look for food, after that he intended to hang back and look for familiar faces. He couldn't find any grub though, not even MRE's. He wilted with a pout. There were several faces he'd recognised; one young, one old, and several in between.

None seemed hostile.

He decided to approach Noah first, "Hey man. What's going on?"

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:47 am




Lawr gave Noah the thousand yard smile of a man existing on the kind of sleep that most captive prisoners of war would think was unacceptable and with a kind of unbalanced edge, greeted him enthusiastically. "Oh? Hello boy! Congratulations!" He dialled back the enthusiasm lest his absolute sarcasm become evident. "I'm so glad that worked out for you." Does it let you sleep? Does it make you ill? Does it twist up your head? All the things he wanted to ask were unacceptably grim, so he remained fervidly optimistic. "I bet that's truly wonderful. What is it?"

The sound of the watch didn't want to stop, and as the other hunter stayed near, the more wild Butch seemed to get, going from low, keening snarls and drawn out protests of how unsettled he was into some wild frenzy.



He cringed as the volume in his head went from grating to migraine level fireworks. "No.. really what is it?" he said, volume a little higher, as if to be heard over the din.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:56 am


When he saw Al, Noah relaxed a little more. Two people he knew, in a sea of unfamiliar faces. A small sea. More like a lake, or a pond, but still, lots of people he didn't know, but two he did. "Hi Al," he said, smiling nervously, and held up a glowstick. "Check this out, they've got a whole box!"

He smiled proudly at what sounded like praise from Jan. "Oh, he's a cleaver. Um. Zombie dog, he said," he answered, giving the choke chain on his wrist a slightly unsettled look. There were too many people around, and so far when he'd asked about weapons being creepy, the answer had been no, so he kept the question to himself.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:12 am




"Oh a zombie dog. That's lovely." Yes, zombies, zombies that made sense didn't it? He'd seen them at Wonderpark, he'd seen all sorts of things, terrible, horrible things kept like pets until they started doing what came naturally and murdered anyone they could. Yes it made sense you could get zombie dogs, why not? Why not anything really? His thoughts were brittle and shrill, set off balance by the constant rambling of Butch.

And then another familiar face joined them and for some reason this was too much for the thing in his head to bear, it stopped talking, stopped rambling, and somehow that was worse. Instead it roared. It roared and snarled and frothed and screamed like a man turned berserk. If it spoke words they were not in any language known to mankind but in the darkest nightmares of a fever dream. It terrified him, he wanted to run, wanted to get away from the others, the icy twist in his gut making him glad he hadn't eaten, he didn't eat much, he'd always been too skinny.

And under it all there was a desire, a dark aching want, he wanted to summon it, wanted to call forth the weapon. To bide. To bite.

What?

He shook his head. No. That wasn't him that was it. The roaring mad thing. The thing that wouldn't stop. He drummed the taloned gauntlets together, the long deadly claws clicking like the steel loops of a choke chain, like the chains that hung from the weapon. The white runes glowed in the darkness like sun glimpsed though heavy curtains.

With a start he realised he had summoned it - summoned them - and he blinked, looking at his own hands with wide eyed horror, before trying to wave it off as nothing. "Whoops." he said innocently. "Sometimes that just happens."

He couldn't remember how to dismiss them.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:12 am



Al flashed Noah a confident smile. Nuru was already wrrrring angrily in his thoughts. He knew jacking well... "Hey Noah, how's Laz?" That train of thought fell short as he stared at the glowstick. "Woah man, where?!"

He looked around when his gaze caught Lawr, "Hi Jan! How's um... the...," he went to gesture nervously at his watch when he realized it had now spread into daunting metal talons. .... the hell? Nuru's growling intensified and Al felt a distant pulling. Nuru had to protect. Protect from the others. His stuff, his, his master, his human, his food, his love, not theirs. Never theirs.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:17 am


There was a flash, and then there were taloned, armored gauntlets covering Jan's hands. "Whoa," Noah said, saucer-eyed and impressed. "Holy crap, that's cool."

Lazarus's growling notched up again, getting bubblier and louder all at once, and Noah frowned a little, rubbing his knuckles against the chain as though that would help calm the weapon. Laz, don't, he thought fretfully.

"He's, um," he said to Al, "not barking. At the moment. Um. On the table!" he tried helpfully.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:25 am




"The everything is wonderful." Lawr replied to Al with that same forceful friendliness, as if enormous, lethal looking talons were exactly what he'd wanted for an early Christmas present. Who needed hampers when you could have weapons capable of severely injuring yourself and others? He hated weapons, idiots fought, idiots made themselves a target, not the truly smart like him. He'd never had to fight in his life, he made people beat themselves up, made them give him what they had so he never had to steal. This was awful.

When Noah described them as cool, he wanted to cry, to just burst into tears, yes it was so very in to have your soul, everything that you were chained to a thing that wouldn't stop snarling wildly, that wouldn't stop, wouldn't stop anything at all. The only thing that would make it stop would be to do as it wanted, and there was no way.

"Butch is barking quite a bit!" he said. And it was an understatement. "Or was." He had been barking, now it was a mad, ragged scream and he wished the thing had vocal chords to tear under the strain.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:14 am


The extensive groan did alarm Mimsy...for the first five seconds. When it extended past that, she began to doubt the validity of the noise. She put her hand over her heart and reverently pressed the bottle of water into his hand. This was what he would have wanted.

"Oh, no. You're right. I made a tragic miscalculation." She looked at Shiloh as she spoke, shaking her head to ensure he knew she wasn't serious. "You have only a few seco--"

Wait, unicorn collection?

"You have a what collection?" Her eyes narrowed suspiciously. And why was Shiloh the kind of guy who would appreciate that? Some of them might have been pink, she reasoned, but...surely not all of them. Though she turned to answer the questions of his well-being, the look of confusion still lingered.

"We didn't feed him anything. I handed him a flask of visibly volatile liquid, and he somehow determined that the best option was to drink it." A shrug. That was really fairly normal, now that she thought about it. "I am sure he will be fine. The amount ingested, even if it were not expelled from the body, would likely cause dizziness, headaches, and feelings of euphoria. He planned on drinking alcohol, so that would not deviate too far from the effects of consuming his drink."

Speaking of. She kneeled next to the poor, dead man, and ran her fingers through his hair (even though he had been a very bad dog).

"Heeeyyy." Her voice was soft, trying too hard to be soothing. "Why do you and Lucky owe each other? More importantly...why is he speaking to you like I do?"

After a moment of consideration, she added an important statement.

"I can see you breathing."

Nio Love
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 6:19 am



Al broke away the moment the glowsticks were properly pointed out. It didn't take him too long before he returned looking like a party store rummage sale. He was certainly... glowy.

He smiled amiably at the others. "Nuru isn't barking yet, but he's coming very... um... close."



"Um. Do words shouted in short loud bursts count as barks?" He was starting to think they did, they hurt his head all the same.

"I heard there was a way to make them quiet in our heads for a bit..."

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 7:39 am


Robert's eyes shot open.

"UNIFORM collection." He barked out, his voice still hoarse. He sat back up, grabbed the bottle, and twisted it open. "I got.. you know.. uniforms. From when I used to do jobs." This was a lie, but if pressed, he'd bring up actual jobs that required uniforms; his acting jobs. He even remembered once donning a policeman's uniform during one of his earlier gigs, a bit part as 'Officer Krupke.' But the only uniform Robert actually had in his closet, was a Santa suit.

If that could be considered a uniform at all.

"Shiloh can have my uniforms. He looks like a fun guy, he'd have fun with them." He looked at Mimsy, then at Shiloh, then at Mimsy again, trying to figure out if they were buying it.. and then chugged his water in desperate, nervous gulps.

His head tilted up as he chugged, which had him looking at the moving stars. His brow furrowed in confusion, but not worry. So he finished the entire bottle, pulled it away from his lips, and nudged his chin up into the air.

"Mimsy, is there some special astral thing going on today? Is that why we're partying?"

(He'd picked that word up directly from her. And because of her, he even sort of knew what it meant.)

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:04 am


With his offer of cigarettes towards Jack rejected, Finn simply shrugged and pulled one out for himself to light up. Before actually igniting his lighter, however, he had another look at the...chemicals? That the princess and her companion were mixing, wondering if there was any danger of flammable gasses in the air, but then you know, remembered that there was a giant bonfire nearby and stopped being an idiot and lit his damn cigarette.

A very long inhale was taken, the taste of the foreign cigarettes he'd gotten before the portals closed strange but their affects the same as any other, hitting him with that sweet calm that he so craved. This was his first of the day, and a long day it had been. The first drag provided a certain familiar lightheaded rush, though it quickly faded, and all the while he just smiled in his cool and calculated way, taking in the sights as several more began to emerge from across the sands to congregate.

He leveled that smile on Mimsy, who was acting as sweet as ever, like candy.

Like a candy princess. Wait, she even had sciency looking flasks in hand. Candy science princess?

Finn's smile grew at the thought. Too bad she seemed to have her sights set on that hulking mammoth man he'd met on that volcano, or he might have given hitting on her some serious thought.

Or, you know, if he hadn't told himself a million times he wasn't getting involved with anyone on this island. Unless it was special circumstances, of course. Relationships just got messy, and one night stands didn't work very well when you would likely have to see them every day afterwards. Ya, enough thinking about it, and time to be sociable.

"It's been great, princess, though I wouldn't mind a few adventures off of the island as well." Really. Seriously. He'd been here two months straight now and save for The Tear, hadn't gone anywhere. As for the gardening. "Maybe once the portals are back up we could go on one together? And ya, I've been checking in. Saw some progress. It's nice to see hard work come to fruition."

.....Oh my god, was that it? Was that really all he could think of to talk about? This place was sucking the mojo out of his seriously. He needed to somehow compose himself, to get back into the game to---

The sound of somebody squealing his name from across the sand had him turning, eyebrows raised, he caught sight of a certain cutey, which once approached he reached over to wrap one arm around and brought her in for a quick squeeze before relinquishing and taking another drag of his cigarette.

"Abbi." He gave her his wolfish grin. "Don't think for a second I endorse you being here, or that I will be sneaking you any sips of alcohol." Because no, you. He was not going to see you stumbling around drunk and falling into a bonfire to become an actual flame princess. Just no.

Leaning down towards her, he whispered conspiratorially to her after Mimsy--he knew she had an actual name, and wow, it was a weird one, and he actually preferred princess--introduced herself.

"She's a science candy princess." And then he gave the young girl a wink, because she knew what he was talking about and would totally catch the joke.

Anyways, it seemed that more and more were beginning to arrive, and those that knew each other were forming groups. There was the mammoth sized man, the pink haired guy, that other tentacle watcher, and a few more that he didn't recognize.

And then there was Nevada. Was she looking this way? Finn gave her the most sardonic smile he could muster and a small flip of his hand that might have been considered a greeting.

"Jack." He said to his friend, who was still standing nearby, as he continued to stare towards Nevada, making sure that anytime she looked over, she would see him watching her. "Jack I just remembered something that I think you might like to know."

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:29 pm


A single appendage, hidden by the dark ocean shot out and grabbed Finn by the leg, steadily pulling him into the salt water.

There was a terrible clicking noise, low and dissonant, followed by a shrill shriek, loud enough to temporarily deafen everyone unfortunate enough to see the blue stars.

Stars that were moving steadily closer
.

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