When the snake pen refused to budge, Li Shou sighed and looked back down at the paper, ears folding against his head. She was right about his father. This wouldn't be completely satisfying, but the boil supposed it would be a start.

If he took it seriously.

Which he wouldn't.

Snickering quietly to himself, the boil began by writing 'Buttface McFartsalot' in the name line.

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