▉ ▊ ▋ ▍LARRY BEAUREGARD ▍▋ ▊ ▉
▉ ▊ ▋ ▍THE RINGMASTER ▍▋ ▊ ▉
▉ ▊ ▋ ▍"FORTUNE FAVORS THE BRAVE AND THUS HE WHO DARES, WINS." ▍▋ ▊ ▉

Barely any sounds made it to the stadium-noisy outside of the concessions stand as the troupe performers in the kitchen rummaged.
Looting was how he acquired all his showy weapons in the first place. The cane, the saber, his gloves, and his hat. In a miniature freezer he found some opened packages of food left over from before the apocalypse. They were covered in a extremely fuzzy amount of freezer burn, but he had an iron stomach and guessed a little stale junk food would be okay. Frozen food after all took years to expire. Everything is better free or on a stick. Free corn dogs are the best! Beauregard was not about to eat anything frozen because frozen food likened to caveman rock clubs or tasteless frostbitten fingers---and neither imagined thing was appetizing. Some might be willing to go that far, but not Larry. "They say desperate times call for desperate measures, but they never give you the measurements for how much or an estimated time frame for when desperation should strike. All fortune tellers are loony." He directed his words at no one in particular. Beauregard often spoke in a series of monologues and a majority Shakespearian asides. He kicked open an oven and whacked the dial, but nothing happened. Snorting and cursing under his breath, he kicked it like a mule shut with his heel and a pivot. Beauregard plugged in the roller grill and threw a few dogs onto the quickly heating metal cylinders. The oil in the deep fryer looked too ghastly to even try to use. "The walls will come down eventually... That's what I heard them talk about."His fingers drummed in a line over the counter's edge as he leaned into it agitatedly. He wasn't going to wait for anything to thaw first, but eating something crispy but slightly burnt didn't bother him.
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Beauregard says time to fatten up for the zombie-winter!
OUT OF COKE: Hello ^w^ I am one of the troupe performers. Please join~! A zombie apocalypse will be fun ;3