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 Posted: Sat May 11, 2013 2:28 pm
Cartwright may have been planted, but he shan't be three counted. Brantley hooks Cartwrights leg tightly for the pin, but he powers out of it on a count of two with a kick-out which would surely shock Branters!
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Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 5:35 am
The thrusting kick out caused Summers to have to let go of the legs and head of Cartwright. Summers knew that he needed to put this away pretty early because that's what manly men do. Summers got up on his knees, which was an uncomfortable position for him, and dragged his hand through his hair before he went for a punch straight to the nose of Cartwright. Open fist of course because closed fist was illegal.
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Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 2:33 pm
What a liar! Brantley is so used to being on his knees! It's the only position that he can sleep in! What did you all think I was gonna type?! Summers' open hand smashes across Cartwrights face, causing him to bolt upright, sitting up as he instantly covers his in pain.
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Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 3:55 pm
Summers was going mad stupid crazy in this thing. Summers soon went to flurry the midsection of Cartwright with as many punches as there are in the ocean. Brantley was having a great time in the match currently because he was winning. He didn't like earlier because he was losing. Losing's for queers.
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Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 5:29 am
rofl The many punches of the ocean engulf Cartwright as he takes many a rain-downed blow to the gut. Cartwright has to save himself from drowning somehow! He attempts to kick Brantley away with his left foot to create some space.
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Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 4:10 pm
Brantley was kicked by the left foot of Cartwright and was most certainly shoved away. He would start to fall back and began to twist around on his feet and fall to his rear end. Summers quickly tried to scramble to his feet making sure he would not be taken advantage of by some queer, i.e. Cartwright.
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Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:14 am
The queer will soon be Brantley as the two get to their feet! Cartwright approaches the Seaside Summer Slut and attempts to chop away at him with left and right chops to the chest that would make the manliest of sailors cry!
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Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 6:34 pm
Apparently Cartwright wasn't going to have a chop battle, he was just going to stand there and be that f*****t who relentlessly chops at another man's chest. Well guess what, screw Cartwright. That's guy's a douche and doesn't deserve to chop anyone's chest. Brantley got chopped red but he's still no punk.
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Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 11:42 am
Oh he is a punk! An ugly, smelly, tattooed punk at that! Nobody is as big of a douche as this guy who got chopped on! Cartwright follows this up with the most beautiful dropkick attempt that Brantley has ever seen!
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Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 7:20 pm
Brantley's head almost imploded after the sheer elegance of the dropkick that had just been perfectly executed onto him by the hands of Curious Cartwright Creature. Summers doesn't have any tattoos and that resulted in him being sent straight to the mat holding his body.
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Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 4:45 am
If he didn't have any stupid, ugly tattoos before.....well now he has an elegant and beautiful one from Cartwright himself in the form of the print from the bottom of his wrestling boots! It has his initials scratched into it, just incase some cheap skate wrestler like Hiro tries to nick them when he's not looking! It could happen! Cartwright circles around Brantley with his epic swagger and smirk to loud boos, shouting YOLO at the top of his voice like all the cool kids do, before he aims an elbow drop at the fallen punk on the mat!
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Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 12:38 pm
BRANTLEY WAS ELBOW DROPPED BY THE STRONG ELBOWED CARTWRIGHT, WHO OBVIOUSLY HAD NO PROBLEM WITH DISREGARDING HUMAN LIFE IN THE FORM OF BENT ARMS.
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 3:31 pm
NO MAN HAS AN ELBOW AS MIGHTY AS CARTWRIGHT! HE IS THE KING OF ELBOWS AND ALL WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE ELBOW! CARTWRIGHT GOES FOR AN EPIC ELBOW COVER ON A MAN WHO HAS A SEASON AS A SURNAME!
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 3:30 pm
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 5:30 pm
Brantley was stuck in the cover and all hope looked lost by the elbow of Cartwright. Was Brantley going to be ended by just some random elbow?
No, he kicked out at two.
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