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Silly girl, the only things that can get that close to her chest, let alone touch her long enough to put a bomb vest on, are the entrails of her victims.
Silly.

Maybe. They could save her life? Save her child's life? Protect her? I dunno.

"Did you know that it only takes two pounds of pressure to the nose to have it fracture and dig into the brain, killing the person?" Proceeds wrap her legs around his neck and attempt to choke him. (She's done it before with some Indian dude. She didn't have enough time to get up when he knocked her down, so she kicked him in the crotch, and wrapped her legs around his neck and choked him to death. It. Was. Satisfying. c smile

AND YOU TOTALLY USED MY BLUETOOTH THING.
I DON'T MIND, BUT DAMN.
IT WAS A GREAT IDEA.

"I swear to god, when I get back to the base, i'm going to have you emit sounds only the lowest of animals will be able to hear, do you hear me, TESS?"
"AK, I understand you're mad. Just, vent out a little, it's going to be alright."
" Tess. I don't know where you are, but I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
Line Disconnects.

AK would just kick him in the face hard enough for him to land on top of or dangerously close to said grenade.
But he tried. So it's okay.
THAT DOES NOT MEAN HE SHOULD TRY THAT IN THE ROLEPLAY. THAT IS NOT OKAY.

WHEN I SAW IT, I WAS TOTALLY LIKE:
Ohmygerd. She's using my idea.
emotion_awesome

We never brainstormed. x.x
Okay, so, I suppose you do want AK and Ippy to meet?

As for Miranda, I don't plan on making my character profile anytime soon, but if you'd like to roleplay, then I can make him now. But you did say there was another asian dude.

Ippy, she knows how to snipe at close range.
THAT TAKES MASTER SKILL.
Using a sniper, a freaking long ranged weapon, at close range.
That takes skill, and it would blow said person to bits.
LIKE BLOWING A MINIATURE GRENADE OUT OF A GUN.
She can get bullets like that.
<.<
>.>

Trust me, when I thought of it, I got so freaking excited.
Wait....You actually read my giant-a** posts that mention the whole Bluetooth thing? xD
I have wasted so much of your time with my useless words. ; u ;

W-Wha? No, for friends, post styles are free.
I made Firestarter's two post styles for free, too.
Don't worry hunny, you're vastly different than any of my customers. I won't make you pay.
And don't feel like you would owe me!

Well, go for it.
I need to make a profile still. xD

She's from the west, turning things on is what she's best at.
emotion_awesome
Yeah, i've been meaning to put in the whole, "Different gun bullets" idea.
Like, bullets with tranquilizers in them, bullets that explode on impact, and bullets that implant bugs, microchips, ect.
I'm sure i'll fit those in eventually.

; u ; You make me get the writer feels.
They feel good.
I enjoy reading Miranda's assy-fake personality-ness.

For free. It wouldn't be wrong for you to ask me anything. Give me your requirements, colors, lyrics, quotes, symbols that you want, and i'll fit them right in. Anything you specify I will try to meet. I could make one....Ehrr, maybe flat out in 2 - 3 hours for you. Depends on how specific you want it. and if I have to edit the picture, ect. I'd love to make one for you. c:
Your gift to me in exchange would be a great character to Roleplay with. emotion_dowant

Mmmmhmm, Yuh-Huh.
I also plan on her Sniper having a tranquilizer shot mode, so she can shoot without making any noises.
But I still don't think that it would defeat the purpose, either. Sometimes it would be best to kill them silently, and other times, it's best if everyone knows who has been killed.
S'yeah.

It is one of Atlas's more prominent adjectives. x3
...Stop it, you.
You're giving me blushes.
I'm not that great.
You sir, are the great one.

Okay. Just Lyrics. Could I actually have the other pictures, too?
I might do something with them.
Might. I dunno yet, I need to brainstorm before I actually type up the codes and edit the picture.
I should have it to you by...Ehrrmm...Today, or Tomorrow. Not sure yet.
Do you want it especially, well, elegant?
Or can it be a relatively simple, neat, good looking style?
Elegant isn't a problem, either.

She has no choice, that's the messed up part.
Once a month she says, "******** it," and acts out of place,
and then the Nordic government send her a picture of her parents.
Needless to say, she gets put back in place.
c:

x3 That makes sense.
NO.
I'M RE-GIFTING THEM.
:U
Are too. You come up with some really witty remarks that leave me thinking, "...How the hell am I going to come up with a comeback for that?"

Yeah, so, not so elegant.
I got yah'. Douchey...Hmm, I shall see what I can do.
Okay, yeah, i'll stick with the original. x3
For the last one, I could easily edit the line out, but that backround is not white, and that is a problem.
I only use and edit pictures with white/transparent backgrounds, that is a big rule for me.
I think i'm sticking with the original, but thank you for the picture references. ^^

He'd blow up the Netherlands for her?
That's freaking Greenland, Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Finland, and Denmark.
o_o
THAT'S LOVE RIGHT THERE.
BLOWING UP SIX COUNTRIES FOR A WOMAN.
And then she shoots him in the shoulder for barging into the bathroom while she's showering.
Go Atlas!

Oh s**t.
I have broken that rule. XD
SOO MANY WITTY REMARKS.
Like. I can't even name them they're so many.
They're so CLEVER. Trust me. I don't usually give compliments, in case you haven't noticed.


I think i'll goof around with it a little bit.
...STOP PRAISING ME, WOMAN.

fegvijefnvbuiernber What do you want me to say back?
; u ;
The only proper compliment to give you back at this point would be,
"You are my god."
._.