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 Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:53 pm
"I DON'T WANT TO GRAB A GUY IN THE SHOWER!" Deryk cried out before he realized there was something. No. Someone by his feet. His eyes gazed down and he saw..
"AIIEEEEE!! WHAT THE HELL WILSON WHY ARE YOU--AAAAAAAAH! I THINK SOMEONE KILLED WILSON! GET A MEDIC!"
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:53 pm
Melvin was a routine sight in the communal showers, visiting once to twice a day, depending if he was doing cleaning in the labs or had been sparring that day. Considering it was a communal shower shared by everyone who didn't have their own (lucky hunter bastards), it sometimes got packed. In his few months here, he had seen guys come here in every form of indistinguishable much, and he'd just became unfazed by it all. What he didn't expect was a giant T-Rex.
Walking with a robe and a shower caddy, he just looked at Robert humping a plush and made a note that he would never touch any man's stuffed animals ever.
Moving to a open shower, he set his robe on a hanger, the shower caddy on a shield, and turned the water to a sheering hot. Hey, it wasn't his water bill.
Fluffy blonde hair soon slicked back as he selected one of the man shampoos he brought with him.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:56 pm
Using the trainee showers was often something Jake dreaded, and always tried his best to use it at odd hours so he wouldn't have to deal with "awkward" situations, but he had been spending all day training and kinda smelled, so it wasn't really something he could put off 'til later.
Wearing nothing but a pair of boxers and the cross around his neck, a towel was hung over his shoulder as he entered the showers... and froze.
Just what the hell was going on here?
Apparently, this was the time when half the guys on Deus decided to take a shower.
And was that...
WHAT THE HELL WAS WILSON DOING IN HERE?
He was PRETTY SURE he had just dropped the hunter off at the infirmary.
He was also pretty certain that it wasn't physically possible to shower when you're in a coma, let alone with clothes on, so Jake was going to have a nice long chat with whoever dragged him out here.
Pushing past the other guys, he headed straight towards Wilson.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:58 pm
Harrison was already measuring shampoo out into his palm, "Yeah, alright, bad ******** idea, but you know how Jordan feels about tracking s**t into the apartment."
He started with Rep's scalp, trying not to think too hard about the giant dinosaur humping the short british guy.
"Wasn't like this when we were-" He paused, suddenly on full alert, immediately looking sharp at the body being dragged into the showers. "Wilson," he hissed urgently, scrubbing a little harder than he meant to.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:59 pm
Dakota blinked at all the men suddenly appearing before looking at Rep. He gave him a wide smile and pointed down, some kind of message? Whatever Dakota was doing to Rep or trying to show him was probably bad before he stepped out of his shower and over to the dead body of Wilson. "Not a bad idea Rep, Never a bad idea. Btw, nice freckled a**."
"Dude Deryk chill. Wilson's alright, he's just sleepy. He probably wants a shower too..." He moved the death hunter to a benched shower and sat him up...and stuff...and then turned the shower on for the hunter.
"There you go bro. Now you won't be dead smelling." He patted his bro. And then he was amiss all the other hunters.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:00 pm
Gale had not heard the first part of what Deryk had said, therefore:
"YOU KILLED WILSON?!"
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:01 pm
Wilson promptly fell over a few seconds later, the flotation device cushioning his fall. Oops. He'd get a bruise anyways.
u tried dakota u tried
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:01 pm
Oh gawd, even Dwight was there-
-Wait? What was that? Wilson was dead? What the hell was going on in there!? Was it always this crazy in the men's showers? And here everyone thought it was the girls showers that got up to crazy s**t! The truth was all here..
With more and more hunters showing up to the 'party', Kat's face only reddened further. It was a full blown sausage fest.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:02 pm
Robert laughed and joined Dakota in singing the creep, as he slowly carried his dinosaur away to put him at the other side of the showers where he could dry off. This of course meant Robert was walking around completely naked - and really, if any hunter had ever been in the public showers before, this wasn't an uncommon sight. In fact it was probably pretty boring at this point.
He leaned over and gave Gale an arm, picking him up off the floor with one hard pull just as he was screaming about the dead guy in the shower. Robert scratched his head with one hand, and picked a shower as far away from the dead guy as possible.
"I'm pretty sure that's a health violation.. I need some ********' soap, SOMEBODY LEND ME SOME SOAP OR I'M COMING AFTER YOUR s**t. ALL OF YOU." He pointed at them. Without using his hands. neutral This RP is classy.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:03 pm
Ryan had thought taking a shower would be a good thing. Getting clean and all. After all, it had been about a week since his last one and he was in need of it. But really, if he had known what he was about to walk in on, he would have waited another hour. Or day if he had to. Seriously. He never liked public showers. He grew up in a rural area where there had been no such thing in high school and even after spending a year in Deus, he still hadn't adapted to it. So when he found the place crammed full of other hunters, he just about turned and walked out again. Perhaps the only thing that stopped him was that he was undressed, save for the towel wrapped firmly around his waste and maybe an unconscious hunter who had yet to wake up even after being moved.
"Wilson, is that where you were?" He nudged the unconscious hunter with his foot. He had heard that Wilson had had an accident of sorts but he never would have expected to find him here. In the shower room. On the floor. On a floatation device.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:03 pm
"WHAT?! NONONONO I DIDNT KILL WILSON! WHY WOULD I DO THAT!?" Deryk practically shrieked.
And then Dakota came by and propped him up. And turned the shower on for him.This only resulted in Wilson falling over. And not reacting at all.
Please don't need CPR. Please don't need CPR. He was begging this to Wilson. This was a very very very bad place to be needing that.
"AAAAH!!"
Deryk began to panic, not knowing what to do. Something was very wrong with the other death hunter. He began to flail about and as a result... he slipped and crashed onto the shower floor.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:04 pm
Wordlessly, Kostya thrust some soap on a rope out towards Robert. Vengeful gods demanded sacrifices, right? To keep them happy? Maybe it would work for Robert, too.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:04 pm
Before Jake had even reached Wilson, it seemed another hunter got to him first... only to put him underneath a benched shower... and turn it on.
Idiots. This island was full of idiots.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:06 pm
"Maybe." he admitted grudgingly, even as he held still to get his hair done, spotting Melvin out of the corner of his eye. For ******** sake everyone was here.
Well thankfully not everyon-
Oh.
Dakota got a nonplussed look - if he was even slightly jealous he wasn't giving him the satisfaction of knowing it - "It's not ******** that many freckles awright?" he snarled touchily. "It's an acceptable ********> he yelped in surprise as he got unexpected nails in his scalp. He gave Harrison a hurt look before he registered he was getting pissy about Wilson again. He stuck out his lip just a fraction. "Aye well, so is Dakota but you don't get me pulling your hair."
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:10 pm
Dakota was too busy laughing at the fallen over Wilson that when Ryan came over, he rested his arm on the boy's shoulder and stared with the moon hunter.
"Did you drop him off here?" it was a legit question for now, plus Ryan was living with Wilson right now right?
He looked over his shoulder at the crashing Deryk mess before laughing. Wow if he knew the whole man island of dues was going to shower and it would be this entertaining, he would come down all the time.
"You know what." Dakota started to think. "He'd get a cold with all those clothes on. He needs to be proper shower attire." And then Dakota stripped him down to his boxers and tossed the clothes somewhere magical.
"There, NOW HE FITS IN."
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