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santime rolled 1 100-sided dice:
56
Total: 56 (1-100)
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 Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:50 pm
Eisheth followed the light, and ended up in a strange place. Loud, distorted music playing, its devastating structural disharmony offending her sense of taste. A table - gigantic as for now - with a ribbed leg used as a stairway - leading to generously served paradise of dishes and pots with a distinct, strong tea scent overpowering, rubbing into her skin.
Eisheth grinned.
A little army of hungry looking low life gnomes as her opponents. What a drag. Somebody offering her shelter. Don't be kidding you right there. She never liked this insects, even during the Prom she was persuading Mei they are not the ones to be noticed. And now, what a drag, she has to run, escaping from that tiny wooden head.
What a drag.
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Niyakami rolled 1 100-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:09 pm
(Entering)
When miyako walked through the mouse hole, she blinked looking around at everything, her eyes wide. She saw a huge table, and was afraid to climb it but decided she had to because it was the only way she could see anything. So after a few moments of stareing at the table, she climbed up one of the legs. She noticed it was a tea party, she spotted a cookie and despite the fact that it was the size of her, she really wanted it. She was about to take a bite out of the cookie when she heard the gnomes, and finally looked up. Her eyes widened as she looked around at all the gnomes. She now tried to hide behind the cookie, but it was no use. They could still see her. When the one with the big had started talking she was afraid of what would happen. She didn't realize that when he said "we could use some more snacks" He ment "her" She did not at all realize what was going on until all the gnomes started reaching for her. Her eyes widened anymore and she made a small squeak in fear as she tried to hurry to the edge of the table.
Unfortunately though, a gnome saw her and she had to hide behind a giant tea cup and wait for a little while.
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Niyakami rolled 1 100-sided dice:
92
Total: 92 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:19 pm
Finally the gnome looked away and she tried once again to hurry to the end of the table. She managed to slip out of several gnomes' grasps, and seemed to be safe, for a little while at least. Now that she looked at the table it was pretty much a maze. She had no idea where the edge of the table was anymore.
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Niyakami rolled 5 20-sided dice:
13, 17, 19, 13, 11
Total: 73 (5-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:22 pm
She found herself in that maze again, from last time. This time she hoped she could make it through.
As she tried to quickly run away she tripped on some gooey stuff that just fell. She didn't even wanna know what it was, and she didn't have time to think about it. She pushed herself back up and tried to hop over the gooey stuff and run away.
But as she was running a gnome picked her up, she tried to get the gnome to let her go. Defnsively she bit his hand, witch apparently was a bad idea because it landed her into a cup of scalding hot Coffe.
[coffee?>.> this is a tea part people.. >.>;..kidding please dont kill me x.x;;]
She tried to climb out before she got burned but bombs...of sugar? were now dropping down on her. She managed to doge the bombs and make it halfway up, but then one hit her in the back of her head. Her head crashed into the side of the cup and she tumbled down into the coffee. Now with probably a mild concusion, she couldn't make it out of the burning hot coffee in time...
[Autodeath]
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santime rolled 5 20-sided dice:
5, 18, 20, 15, 5
Total: 63 (5-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:38 pm
...and indeed she ran.
First of all, the alchemist collided into a fork nearly impaling herself on one of the razor blades; if she was a Halloweener, or at least, if her ribs were not open with no meat attached, her journey would end here and now. Right after she takes herself out of the blade, Eisheth was attacked by a vicious foxfire trying to bite the dust out of her; it took the horseman awhile to get rid of the mini-minipet. She managed to snag the tasty cake on her way through the pot maze, though. Yummy!
Crossing the open space between two plates she stumbled upon a single gnome instantly penetrating her shoulder with the knife. Eisheth punched him in the face with no hesitation, and kept running, - only to be stabbed by a giant fork again. Damn it. Though, somehow she managed to get...
..where exactly did she get? Looks like it was the opposite side of the table; a small mountain of cookies were blocking her way now. She took one, and ate it immediately. After the first bite, she closed her eyes realizing what's going to happen.
HP: 10
(exiting)
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Boozver rolled 1 100-sided dice:
34
Total: 34 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:20 pm
She saw no rabbits here, but she definitely spotted a gnome. And it seems that the gnome spotted her. Her suspicion was true, they were playing hide-and-seek, and now she had to do the hiding part.
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Boozver rolled 1 100-sided dice:
43
Total: 43 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:21 pm
The stupid creature was definitely unimpressed with her efforts and kept staring in her direction. Bloody gnomes! Heidla added a new point to the list of her enemies.
1. Human girls.
2. Rabbits.
3. Gnomes.
She wasn't sure who she hated most, rabbits or girls, but gnomes were definitely coming second now. Why should she hide? That was humiliating!
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Boozver rolled 1 100-sided dice:
71
Total: 71 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:22 pm
Finally the gnome was distracted. Heidla wanted to get out of her hiding place with dignity befitting a priestess, instead, she had to run. Running! She already hated it, and put the blame on the rabbits. Accommodating creatures, ha! Lovely! Delightful!
Kill'em all! WIth those thoughts she ran forward.
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Boozver rolled 5 20-sided dice:
6, 10, 2, 20, 9
Total: 47 (5-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:29 pm
Running was unexpectedly pleasant. For a number of times she managed to grasp (one by one) a tasty cake, a piece of cookie, another tasty cake, and yet another one. Who was it who said that cakes are disgusting and associated with fat and ugly humans? She still despised cookies, but well, if you have to run after annoying rabbits without catching a single one, you have to pump up your stamina. And how would she be able to return back to her size if she doesn't eat? So cakes were acceptable for the time being....
Ouch! Ittai! She got too distracted by that last delicious bit and got under a hot tea shower. NO WAY! Human girls who supposedly enjoyed cooking and pouring tea and making the ceremonies won the first place in her list of hatred. Just let me get one, she thought. I would literally tear her piece by piece.
As there were no girls around, she snatched yet another cookie from the plate in front of her which lured her with EAT-ME cream sign on it. Well, it can't be helped, can it?
HP:30
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medigel rolled 1 100-sided dice:
17
Total: 17 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:09 pm
(( enter! ))
Mmmyess, plunging holes. Sadly, Alex, Mort couldn't quite get that same experience like you thought. But Drunkish Mort took what he could get.
"Huuuuuurryyyyy uuuuup," he whined good naturedly as he shambled over through the light. Squinting until his eyes adjusted (which took even longer than usual), the zomboil found himself standing (well, wavering more like) before a clothed table and several large chairs. The smell of food and voices carried over and enticed him to move forward without Alex to lean on. "Mrrr . . . Food here!" he called over his shoulder as he grasped at the tablecloth and began to climb.
Only by the time he got on top, his scrambling and shouting had been noticed. Whoops.
"NOT GOOD NOT GOOD NOT GOOD!"
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Seussi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:23 pm
"I'm going just as fast as yooouuuu" Was the response Mort would get as Alex kept up a steady, shambling, and perhaps slightly more off balance then usual gait behind him, catching up to him when the other zombie stopped at the table. A strange and eerie sort of music was accosting his ears. It seemed almost disjointed, off and pitchy, yet still somehow pleasant to listen to. The voices from around the table seemed jovial enough, and Alexander inhaled deeply, taking in the various smells and intoxicating scents of food.
"Mmmmm, yes. Foooooooood." Apparently being slightly intoxicated meant Alexander's vocabulary suffered, while his zombie instincts towards consumption rose drastically. He was absurdly hungry, and he eagerly followed his zombro in hoisting himself up the table.
The party seemed to come to an end in a clattering of cutlery and the silence that followed. Gnomes stared at them both, eyeing them hungrily.
".......well s**t." Was the first thing Alex could think of to say, followed by. "Mort, I think we should be leaving now." And then he turned to make his escape, but his foot landed on a spoon, which slipped out from beneath him and sent him sprawling onto the table top.
One would think he'd be getting sick of falling down by now.
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medigel rolled 1 100-sided dice:
47
Total: 47 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:31 pm
Mort yelped as a gnome tried to drive him through with a fork. "R-Right with you!" In his haste to escape Mort tripped over himself and tumbled down the tablecloth.
Above them was raucous laughter as the gnomes went to try and take their revenge on the students who had, at some poitn or another, probably wronged their kind.
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Seussi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
87
Total: 87 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:41 pm
Alexander scrambled back to his feet, and continue on his way. He slid down the table cloth and back to the ground below, rolling to his feet in a smooth motion that left him feeling incredibly surprised and pleased with himself. He took a moment to grin, before turning around and shouting at the top of his undead lungs.
"HA! TAKE THAT GNOMES! YOU CAN NOT DEFEAT ME FOR MY NAME IS VAN ROTTE, ALEXANDER, VAN ROTTE!"
This odd turn of phrase could totally be put down to the fact that Alex was indeed still feeling very very tipsy. He took a moment to stoop down just long enough to haul Mort to his feet before he continued to mosey along at a very accelerated pace for his poor zombie body to move at.
He kept going and going and going, not even realizing he had left his poor zombro behind.
When he finally stopped, he was standing at the beginning of some kind of maze. He turned around, frowning.
"MORT? PLEASE DON'T GET EATEN!"
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medigel rolled 1 100-sided dice:
74
Total: 74 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:44 pm
"T-TRYING NOT TO!"
"'EY, MORSEL, QUIT SQUIRMIN'." A knife nearly impaled the zomboil as he scrambled to his feet after Alex, though Mort was insulted to be someone else's food. A zombie was never to be eaten!
So just before he made his escape, Mort turned to the rising group of gnomes and their strange clothed leader (who he assumed was the Mad Hatter and made a disgusted face at) and growled, "Not m-morsel! Name's McNeal! Mortimer McNeal. N' don't you f-forget it!" Where the impulse had come from Mort wasn't sure, but then . . . alcohol did funny things to a guy.
With a quick flip of the bird the zomboil hastened after his bro.
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poke mattix rolled 1 100-sided dice:
77
Total: 77 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:47 pm
((Enter!))
Looking up at the giant a** table which was the first thing she saw, Poke felt very much like a hatching again, staring up at her gigantic parents.
Except, this time instead of giant dragons, she was staring a giant gnomes instead.
"...You have got to be ******** kidding me." She snarled, snarling at the gnomes were seemed hell bent on eating her. Though she didn't stay there for long, common sense beckoned her to get herself moving.
It was one thing ot be eaten by bugs and trees. A gnome? She wouldn't be able to live it down.
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