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 Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 10:20 pm
hahaha tht was amazing. my friend and I were reading it and identifying everything to ourselves and our friends. I can't believe people actually believe this stuff, ha.
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:10 am
I read the original of that posted in ED, and I could not beleive it. It was so stupid, fake or not. But reading it again with your comments, I have to say was so hilarious. That was great, I thank you, for making it much more entertaining.
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:48 am
Sagishi BrokenAngel I read the original of that posted in ED, and I could not beleive it. It was so stupid, fake or not. But reading it again with your comments, I have to say was so hilarious. That was great, I thank you, for making it much more entertaining. The comments weren't my own but I'm glad you liked it nonetheless. I just got it through an e-mail from a friend. I don't know if she's the one that did the comments or a friend of her's.
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 5:14 am
Wow...I'm more gothic than I thought. Videogames! xd
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 3:00 pm
Holy Glory! That was funny. First time I'd ever seen it, and your comments were lovely! xd
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:58 am
*rolls on floor laughing, people in library stare*
This has to be one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:59 am
*rolls on floor laughing, people in library stare*
This has to be one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.
I't so good, I accindentally posted twice!
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:25 am
OH NOES. My sister has like 20+ of those traits!
Quick! Get the Holy Water and wooden stakes! Alert National Security!
Hahaha. I really hope that's someones idea of a joke.
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 2:46 pm
My cousin is has many of those traits and she is a devout christian. So, not every christian are like that.
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:51 am
Where are the letters about being a drugged out cheerleader? All of the cheerleaders I knew did some form of drugs.
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:43 pm
Zathura Miko Shinwa they wrote that because there jealous that they suck at games, can't get laid, look dorky wearing band t-shirts, looks shitty in black, etc. etc. I was just thinking... Nuns wear black... OMG eek Nun = Goth! stressed Of course, why didn't I see that before! lmao! i never thought of that. so technically alot of preachers and nuns are goth. i inded up with 23 of those things describing me... I don't think i've laughed this hard in a really long time...
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:00 pm
28-34 of these apply to me, depending on the day...
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:30 am
lool I love your commens under it XD
I got a lot of those OMG I'M A GOTH THEREFORE I'M A SATANIST OMG!!! *ahem*
Men in black business suits are goth too
nuns are goth
nerds are goth
ICT-teachers are goth
students are goth
conclusion:
everyone = goth XDDDD
wonder which idiot wrote this up XD I think a lot of christians adults alone will need to sign up for that XD
local mental health centers, expect lots of work! razz
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:08 pm
silverwyvern Zathura Miko Shinwa they wrote that because there jealous that they suck at games, can't get laid, look dorky wearing band t-shirts, looks shitty in black, etc. etc. I was just thinking... Nuns wear black... OMG eek Nun = Goth! stressed Of course, why didn't I see that before! lmao! i never thought of that. so technically alot of preachers and nuns are goth. i inded up with 23 of those things describing me... I don't think i've laughed this hard in a really long time... Dont forget those damn cristian rockers who "violently shakes head to music" On noes! We musht SHAVE THEMS! er SAVE THEMS! YESSSSS! rolleyes criminy. and people wonder why christianity has been losing it's people. lets see what I got.... Quote: -Frequently wears black clothing. Oh no! MY idea that black pants go with everything (but brown shirts) Quote: -Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. [It is well known that the ancient Egyptians worshipped Satan. Note: Odd jewelry only counts if it's silver.] Crap. So taht ring I made in art class wont do? Or that nifty mood ring? or that *lists of allt he jewelry I ahve beacuse it's all silver (allergic to gold, nickel or copper) and all unique*. Quote: -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the an ti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) [I wonder what the other "anti-social" genres are.] E. S. Postumus. I bet THEY'RE an 'anti social' group. rolleyes aond yes, SOUNDTRACKS! Oh the HORROR! Quote: -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. [So like... everybody I know.] does that include myself? Brains. I mean honestly. brains. I dont understand why . Alphabet soup. does it mean someone with a tic would be goth? yoink. Honest, what about special ed students? Quote: -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. [Sports are automatically wholesome? What about football, where the boys are always patting each other's butts and showering with each other? Actually, don't they shower together in most sports?] bible: read my picture one once in one day. was good enough. Do I really need to read the same book over and over? Prayer.... wait a minute.... is prayer not that "meditation to talk to Satain"? o.O() Sports: yes, scholiosis was given to me so that I cant play wholesome sports and therefor fall into Satains trap. yes. Quote: -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. [Yo. Real witches don't believe in Satan.] [/qoute] My best friend is wiccan, I gotta show intrest. Not to mention that it's true, Wiccans don't belive in the devil or god or heaven or hell or really anything that christians do. Go figure, who'da thunk it? Quote: -Takes drugs. -Drinks alcohol. [Because the rich Christian kids at the private Christian school near my house totally aren't known all over the Metro area for selling drugs and drinking excessively.] ok so I have three to four perscriptions at a time minimum. Yeah, I'm goth. And notice the 'drinks alcohol' is listed but not witht he word 'excessive'? Does that mean everyone that drinks communal wine is a Goth!? gonk Quote: -Is suicidal and/or depressed. [No, no. Goths pretend to be depressed and suicidal for attention.] But being depressed to the point of thinking suicide wont work is fine. 3nodding Quote: -Complains of boredom. [....] well, when you are bord wouldn't you complain? Quote: -Sleeps too excessively or too little. [If you sleep just the right amount, you're safe!] not to mention college students who stay up all night doing homework or preparing for finals... and who sleep in on weekends as much as possible to catch up, nooo forget about them they're EEEEVILL... yesssss... rolleyes Quote: -Is excessively awake during the night. [Insomniac=Goth.] see above. Not to mention OMG! THIRD SHIFT WORKERS!!! eek Quote: -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) [Okay, haven't we said about the same thing here three times? I think we get it. I'm not even dignifying the meditation slam with a remark.] yeah that time I need to study needs to be spent with lots of loud people. Quote: -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. [All the normal teens think it's swell to have dear old dad hang around at the sock hop.] not touching the obvious. Quote: -Eats excessively or too little. [...I was unaware that this was a Goth trait. I'm intrigued.] If I ahve money to eat, I'll eat. If I don't I wont. I'f I visit home, well, dad's food is heavenly, let me jsut leave it at that. Quote: -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. [Oh, now, come on. I wonder if anyone really believes that people that eat Count CHOCULA cereal (let's at least get the name right -- unless there's some cool Count Dracula cereal I don't know about! "Now with marshmallow clots!") are Goths and therefore Satanists. If I eat Fruity Pebbles does that mean I'm Wilma Flintstone? If I eat Organic HempPlus Granola does that make me a goddamn hippie? Well, yes.] But I LIKE devil's food! gonk Quote: -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) [What are the "other corrupted media sources"? Or rather, are there NON-corrupted media sources? I thought Fox News was okay for these people.] So only CABLE is corrupt? LIke that all christian channel right? ok good. Quote: -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. [Role-playing is of the devil!] yes because a good storyline is the devil's work. riiiiight. rolleyes Quote: -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. [Nerd/everyone I know=Goth.] OH GOD! My entire COLLEGE is on that list! WE're a LAPTOP CAMPUS! :Shock: Quote: -Expresses an interest in sex. [Average Human=Goth.] I am not a unic. Quote: -Masturbates [Goths wrote the book on masturbating, man. Also, I think we have more of an explanation for the thrice-mentioned "private time" criterion.] see above. ok so how many is that? *checks* 20? cute. 4laugh rolleyes talk2hand
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:09 pm
black is just easy to combine with other clothing indeed XDD
but indeed, people wonder why Chrisians are losing followers. My parents stopped going to church because they begged for money 3 times a week X_x
Don't they know that greed is one of the seven deadly sins? ninja
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