I GAVE A b*****b

[Xiporah]

Tldr Captain buzzkill shits all over another thread with her inadequacies. Is there anything I can do well? I'm not even a good ********.

Sometimes even the thought of having sex makes me want to just shut down or get high or drunk. Then I feel guilty because I'm one of those cold heartedice queen bitches that is never turned on and why the ******** do I even deserve a relationship when I can't even function normally in bed.  

[Arianah]

Neither of us have finished the deal orally. It's just been a part of foreplay. But tasting eve precum is nasty and I just love the feeling of a c**k up in me to finish. xd

And Xippy, have you gone to a doctor that speicalizes in sexual dysfunction? Seriously it was BAAAAAD for 8 years straight for me. Some years I wouldn't have sex more than once every six months b/c it hurt so bad. Things have resolved in that dept thanks to the doctor. I can PM you information if you want.  

[LeRaven]

GURL I told you to try them cones and I bet you didnt!! :{


YOU CANT FULLY COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING UNLESS YOU TRY SOMETHING FIRST. heart heart  

[breedney]

precum wasn't too bad tbh

also arianah saying "i just love the feeling of a c**k up in me" emotion_jawdrop
-forgets that moms have sex still-  

[Arianah]

breedney

precum wasn't too bad tbh

also arianah saying "i just love the feeling of a c**k up in me" emotion_jawdrop
-forgets that moms have sex still-

You don't get to be a mom without it....normally LOL.

That thought always made me laugh. I used to tell my parents to go have sex just so they would stop being miserable with each other. xd  

[a moon full of stars]

Xahmen

Lass Kyon

Xahmen

Why is it when a girl says she doesn't like giving blowjobs it's all cool and "Good for you, he can deal" but when a guy doesn't like eating p***y he's a selfish a*****e?

THIS IS COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO THE THREAD but this is a spam guild so no real rules about thread jacking BUT IT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO ASK.

No but seriously, what's up with that?

I don't blame a guy for not wanting to eat p***y. I think it's disgusting.

My husband says he loves it, but I rarely let him because it makes me really uncomfortable. I don't mind giving him a b*****b, though.

Okay well I guess I wasn't directing that at you xD
But you can't try and tell me that there isn't a pretty well-known double standard with oral sex.

i've once heard of a girl not giving head in spite of receiving it and everybody that heard about that was like "dude uncool"

so no, ******** your pretend double standard. i give and i give and get nothing back. >:{

edit: also @raven i always get paranoid if i'm wearing makeup and sucking c**k because my eyes water at everything ever but i usually wear pretty good mascara so it's coooo'  

[Xiporah]

I already apologized to Lux, but I'll say it here too. Sorry guys, I really threw a little pity party for myself there. My problem is an extremely low libido. It kicked back up after I got off hormonal BC, but it's back down in the low lows again. Sometimes I wonder if I'm borderline asexual, but that makes no sense either, and does not feel right.

I find I am really turned on the most by something new. Things I have never seen before. Porn for example is only insanely fun and arousing to me if it's twisted and a new expirience. I get bored easily and quickly. And it's a challenge to keep it going in a committed relationship, regardless of how much I love my partner (I'd lay down and die for him, by the way. I'd take a ******** bullet straight to the teeth to protect him).

There are also too many self esteem issues to consider going poly, which would certainly keep things new, but I can't emotonally handle that. Tried it previously and it was a disaster.  

[breedney]

MOM IT IS FINE  

[LeRaven]

xippy that's what ladies forum is for, don't apologize!!  

[Arianah]

I thought you were talking about ouch issues. (Though I've heard low libido is treated with progesterone cream). No apologies in the girlie forum though. That's what this is for.  

[Morde]

Swallowing is like nbd. I enjoy it.

But some guys have most def tasted better than others.

 

[Hiei Cake]

a moon full of stars

Xahmen

Lass Kyon

Xahmen

Why is it when a girl says she doesn't like giving blowjobs it's all cool and "Good for you, he can deal" but when a guy doesn't like eating p***y he's a selfish a*****e?

THIS IS COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO THE THREAD but this is a spam guild so no real rules about thread jacking BUT IT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO ASK.

No but seriously, what's up with that?

I don't blame a guy for not wanting to eat p***y. I think it's disgusting.

My husband says he loves it, but I rarely let him because it makes me really uncomfortable. I don't mind giving him a b*****b, though.

Okay well I guess I wasn't directing that at you xD
But you can't try and tell me that there isn't a pretty well-known double standard with oral sex.

i've once heard of a girl not giving head in spite of receiving it and everybody that heard about that was like "dude uncool"

so no, ******** your pretend double standard. i give and i give and get nothing back. >:{

edit: also @raven i always get paranoid if i'm wearing makeup and sucking c**k because my eyes water at everything ever but i usually wear pretty good mascara so it's coooo'

This omfg.

My ex would ask me for blowjobs even though he knew I didn't like doing it, and wouldn't go down on me in return, even when I asked.

My current boyfriend, however, is lovely and goes down on me quite a bit (although I'm a derp and don't think to give him a bj out of nowhere, so he usually asks for it).

 

[ecopper12]

Oh, look.

Arguing.

Anyway, I can't imagine what it'd be like. (Since I'm a guy, I'm imagining the opposite, and still...)

It's like...Okay, take a finger and put it in your mouth.

Tastes all weird, right?

Now make it all fleshy and wet.

Is that anything close to what it's like? (I'm a virgin, so I'm legit asking.)  

[Liquid Sunshine_XO]

ecopper12

Oh, look.

Arguing.

Anyway, I can't imagine what it'd be like. (Since I'm a guy, I'm imagining the opposite, and still...)

It's like...Okay, take a finger and put it in your mouth.

Tastes all weird, right?

Now make it all fleshy and wet.

Is that anything close to what it's like? (I'm a virgin, so I'm legit asking.)

Are you asking about what it tastes like giving a b*****b? It will be different for everybody, because it depends on a bunch of different things like the guy's diet, how much c** there is, and I think some guys might just have a slightly different taste from other guys even if they have similar diets, etc etc. I don't know much from personal experience, since I've only tasted it off my finger, but I didn't like it. I don't even know how to describe it, except maybe bitter? I can't think of anything to compare it to. Oddly enough, the precum doesn't taste too bad, because there's not a whole lot at once and it doesn't really taste like anything, it's just a little salty.

As far the actual like... taste or feel of the guy, it's just... skin. Like, if you lick somebody's leg, hand, back, or face, it will basically taste the same. Of course, genitals (for guys and girls) probably taste a little different from everywhere else, but as long as they have good hygiene, it shouldn't be very noticeable. I wouldn't say it's like putting your finger in your mouth, though. For one thing, it will be thicker than a finger, and if you put more than one finger in your mouth, even if you make your fingers into the general shape of a p***s, they're lumped together and it makes it kind of bumpy, but a p***s will be pretty smooth and of course singular, not like three or four fingers pressed together. whee I hope that answered your question.

 

[Vitamin Crack]

The actual taste of a p***s? It's like skin, but really really sloppy. I don't usually even taste the precum, there's more of my saliva there than precum and neither taste of much.

On the taste of c**, to be honest it varies from time to time. I suspect it has to do with diet and other factors. But I like being super gross and acting like a food critic afterwards.

"Hm today you were more sweet than usual, though there was a slight acidic undertone..."

Because I'm ******** hilarious.