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 Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:15 pm
Syd fell over from the noise. But she shook it off--literally, shaking her entire body starting at the beak and finishing with her tail. "Wark," she scolded Jerry before waddling back over to Izy and picking him up in her beak. She awkwardly started walking backwards, dragging the bow through the snow.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:16 pm
It didn't take too long for Rep to hobble back to his feet.
Something caught his beady penguin eyes. THE ROCK.
He clapped his flippers like a seal and hurried over to it, picking it up in his beak.
HE HAD THE ROCK. HE WAS VICTORIOUS.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:17 pm
((enter))
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!"
That was the sound of Deryk as he flailed his flippers while running past the group.
((Exit))
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:25 pm
Jerry shook his head, blinking blindly. He had lost his... his... eye... seeing... things... somewhere. What had happened? What WAS that thing he had somehow brought into being anyway?
Was...
Was...
Was he a Penguin God?
He found his glasses, holding them in his beak victoriously as he hopped back up onto the pillar of BOOM, howling out a muffled victory penguin song.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:28 pm
…Was…was that penguin yelling at her?
Molly just…didn’t know what to make of this. She did the only logical thing she could in a situation like this. She turned her phone sideways and started to record what was happening. So that people could see it later.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:31 pm
Candace watched a penguin flail by shrieking. ...Well then. Wait. Her rock senses were tingling. Rep had her rock. Candace let out a loud WAAAAAAAAAAAARK of anger and summoned her weapon. Atropos' boots, while ridiculous on her..were on her feet. Candace doesn't need her goddamn hands to kick a**. And she's coming for you, Rep. She. Is. Coming. For. You.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:34 pm
Rep froze as the other penguin summoned boots. Familiar boots. He had a sudden desire to cross his legs. This wasn't practical as a penguin.
It was Candace! Craaap. And he had stolen her rock. Apparently an important rock too.
s**t.
Still holding the rock he tried to inoffensively sidle away. Nothing to see here, nope.
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Eight rolled 2 4-sided dice:
2, 3
Total: 5 (2-8)
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:36 pm
Look out Rep.
Candace glided over the snow with Atropos, nearly skidding right past Rep.
Okay.
These boots were harder as a penguin than as a child.
No, Candace. NO. You can do this.
Your rock is at stake here.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:41 pm
OH MY GOD SHE COULD SKATE.
He hobbled away frantically on desperately slow penguin feet, rock held aloft, squawking through the vice grip he had on his trophy.
Giving it up was not an option.
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Eight rolled 2 4-sided dice:
3, 2
Total: 5 (2-8)
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:41 pm
Rep...Rep was afraid of her.
Rep. Was. Afraid of her.
Oh my god Rep is afraid of me this is too perfect.
And so that was when Candace decided to ******** with him, skating circles around the penguin and squawking.
Give her her goddamn rock and no one gets hurt.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:42 pm
Aleister watched the penguins fight and summoned Pookie, taking his beak and fixing it so Pookie was around his shoulders. <What if something comes by to eat me I can just swing you around. Obviously this is how it works.>
He wobbled over and squawked at Molly, looking at the phone in her hand. What was she going to do?
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:46 pm
….Did….did that penguin have Miss Candace’s boots? Molly pinched herself. Did…did the Life labs give these penguins replica weapons? I mean…weirder things have happened, right?
“U…um, hey there, little penguin!” She cooed to the one with the boots, “Um…I’m sure this can be resolved peacefully…I hope…there’s no need for blood!” She yelped as another one wobbled up to her and then squaked. “Uh…ni…nice penguin!” She held her phone higher, just incase it wanted it.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:46 pm
Penguin minds weren't very well suited to being tormented by predators, so when Candace started circling him he wasn't entirely sure what to do, pausing to rotate on the spot, glancing helplessly to Tracey as he tried to back away, still making a panicked racket.
For some reason those shinies on her feet equated unmistakably to pain, and he had to run away. He couldn't even peck her with the rock in his beak.
He tried hitting her with his fins in a penguin bitchslap if she came too close.
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Eight rolled 2 4-sided dice:
4, 1
Total: 5 (2-8)
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:47 pm
Round and round the penguin goes. Where would she stop? Nobody knows!
Or well she stopped when Molly came up and said they didn't have to fight. Candace squawked and pointed at the rock in Rep's beak with one flipper, squawking and hopping up and down as best as she could being a penguin wearing magic boots.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:53 pm
Was that--was that Al's weapon? Syd stopped tugging at Izy and waddled over to Al, who was squacking at a familiar looking female--Oh! She'd met her! It was the girl that could play the violin!
"Warrrk," she said to Molly, her wings flapping. "Warkwark," she added, her beak opening wide to show what she wanted. Fissssh, please!
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