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Dragain rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 6
Total: 12 (2-16)
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 Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:02 am
Lizzy then slapped the crab, forcing it back more. It hurt... But she was sure that it hurt the crab more than it hurt her.
Don't ask her how she slapped a crab. It's magic.
HP: 30/40
Damage: 6
Crab HP: 31/40
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MoonKitsune rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 2
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:01 am
Calder turned in time to hear Lizzy cry out about Patrick, and then noticed the wave of crabs marching their assault on their castle. What did they ever do to the crabs? Was Patrick their missing prince that they took? Did they hate all starfish and see any estate owned by one as something that needed destroyed? Maybe crabs just didn't like to walk around things.
Whatever the case, Calder walked over.....but the more he walked, the bigger the castle got and the larger the crabs became. It was like a very weird trick, and he stopped for a moment at the base of the castle and was near Lizzy enough to see she was still the same size.
No.
They were the same size but their size was VERY small. He couldn't make out the spectators as well anymore, and he looked at what was once a handful of seaweed which was now a massive bed he could probably sleep on.
"We're BUGS!" He cried, but was then interrupted when a Crab came marching past and snapped at him. Oh no he didn't!
"HEY! LEAVE OUR CASTLE ALONE! IT NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU!" He went over and kicked out at one of the crab's many legs, which made it hope sideways away.
HP: 35/40
Damage: 4
Crab HP: 27/40
Castle HP: 98/100
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MoonKitsune rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 4
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:08 am
This was just too strange, and Calder wondered what the spectators were seeing of if anyone could even SEE them. They were tiny and their castle really did look like a castle to him. Now he wondered why they didn't make more rooms - then again, he didn't want to live in a sand castle.
When another Crab came marking by, it's pincher snapping at their castle, Calder came over and shoved it away. "Keep your pinchers to yourself!" He shouted, before he leaped up on a crab's back and held on, trying to tug and steer the creature into another.
Riding crabs was hard!!!!
HP: 30/40
Damage: 6
Crab HP: 21/40
Castle HP: 98/100
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Toshihiko Two rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 4
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:14 pm
When Barth woke up again, he was having a Brobdingnagian moment.
He was in an enormous, unsturdy sand cave. The once-small beach stretched in front of him like a desert, and looming beyond was King Patrick's Castle.
...Starfish were carnivorous, weren't they?
He hoped their ruler was feeling benevolent.
The crabs trying to eat his teammates certainly weren't. Were these...creatures from the human world? They were pretty grisly looking. Giant mouths, hard and lined with wet hair and a thousand moving parts. The eyes rolled in their sockets. They were unnaturally fast with those enormous grasping claws.
And...right. No thorns. He tapped timidly at a passing leg.
His claws barely left a dent in the thick exoskeleton, and Barth realized with dread that at best he'd gotten the crab's attention. The claw slammed him backwards into the sand.
HP: 35
Crab HP: 20/40
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Toshihiko Two rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 4
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:23 pm
The crab loomed over him, then gripped him with its smaller claw, pressing him into the rough sand. The grains were bigger. It was like being pushed into a bed of rocks.
The larger claw raised over him like a guillotine.
Barth scratched uselessly at the claw holding him.
"H-help. A little help," he said, before the air rushed out of his lungs.
HP: 30
Crab HP: 19
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Enoh Love rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 8
Total: 13 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:42 pm
Amrita was as useful as a toddler as the crab attacked, thanks to the sudden large nature of everything that wasn't them. Aaaaawhatwasthiswhatwasevenhelp!
Wait.
Wait!
That help was not in her inner voice! That was...that was certainly not her! With a shake of her head she snapped out of whatever spell she put herself under, and stared around until she spotted the origin; Barth, trapped in a claw and about to be in very serious trouble.
The ghoul moved on instinct, rushing over to dig her fingers into the little space between Barth and the pincers. The claws looked dangerous, but that didn't stop her from gripping what she could and heaving backwards with all of her body weight; at first there was nothing to show for it, but suddenly the crab's claw began to crack and splinter. As it broke she was able to heave back easier, until finally---
SNAP
Went the claw holding onto Barth, separating from the rest of the crab so quickly that Amrita fell backwards into the rough sand.
HP: 35
Damage: 7
Crab's HP: 12
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:47 pm
"And err, and stay back," Barth said. The claw was still gripping him, but at least it wasn't attached to an angry crab. He pried and fiddled with the claw, still lying in the sand.
"Thank you, Amrita. Err. If you...if you wouldn't mind- behind you."
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:00 pm
...Be...behind her? Amrita, whom had just introduced her butt to the ground, turned to see just what Barth was referring to. It became obvious to her what he meant, what with the remaining claw drawing back for another lovely slice.
"AH!" She yelped out, ducking down and throwing both arms around her head to try and soften whatever blow was about to come.
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Bilious rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 2
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:22 pm
OK SO CHRISTOF WAS BALLS MAD ABOUT THESE GIANT ******** CRABS
HE WAS WELL AWARE THAT HE HAD BEEN SHRUNK DOWN BUT DEEP INTROSPECTION ON THT TOPIC TAKES EFFOR TAND I AM DRUNK OK JUST GO READ THAT POST I MADE FOR JERRY WHERE SO MANY THINGS HpPEND OK
HE PUNCHED THAT CRAB SO HARD
SO HARD I FORGET WHAT HIS HP IS
I THINK IT'S LIKE
45 RIGHT?
SOMEONE CORRECT MY MATH
BUT DAMN WHAT WITH VAL ALL WANTING TO INVade his pieces (look i took off caps lock like a good girl) that's really invasive for a patchwork Igor ok? But I love Val I thought it was hilarious and I need t go pass out but he needs to punch a damn crab I swear i'll edit this post or go make a better post when I'm not drunk later ok? crabs were punched.
HP: 35
Damage: 3
Crab's HP: 9
love, Toshi
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Enoh Love rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 2
Total: 4 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:28 pm
Well, at least it wasn't trying to destroy her anymore! Amrita scrambled to her feet and tried to punch the nearest crab leg, but alas she was unsuccessful.
HP: 30
Damage: 0
Crab HP: 9?
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MoonKitsune rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 1
Total: 4 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:30 pm
Calder was on his way to the rescue, but his crab mount was hard to steer. Luckily, Amrita dived in to save the day, and then when the crab she injured came to target her, a very angry and tiny Igor dived in and punched EVERYTHING. Calder, already on the way, had to turn his crab suddenly to avoid having it crash into everyone, and wound up falling off. Luckily the crab, now free of it's rider, scuttled off.
HP: 25/40
Damage: 0
Crab HP: Still 9/40
Castle HP: 98/100
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Enoh Love rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 1
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:33 pm
But then she tried again, but this time she only cracked the leg with an accidental backhand (or would it be bitchslap, given her...condition?) as she slipped on some overgrown seaweed.
HP: 25/40
Damage: 1
Crab's HP: 8
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Toshihiko Two rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 6
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:35 pm
Barth rolled limply to one side. The disjointed crab arm fell against a crab with a thwack, lopping off its eye. It was still gripping him.
Maybe Barth should just get rid of his shirt. But then he would burn. It was not a good situation.
HP: 25
Attack: 2
Crab HP: 6
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Enoh Love rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 8
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:37 pm
Clearly trying to hit it on her own was a terrible, terrible idea. It was getting nowhere! At least since her valiant rescue of Barth. ...Hey wait. The ghoul cast a sidelong glance at the Demon in question, and more importantly the claw that was still clinging happily to him.
She trotted over. She smiled sweetly, and gestured to said claw.
"May I borrow this? Thank you!" She didn't quite wait for an answer though as she freed (read: ripped) the claw from Barth's shirt, turned back to the onslaught of crab...and then beat it to death with it's own arm.
HP: 20/40
Damage: 6
Crab's HP: DEAD.
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:08 pm
Calder walked over to stand next to Barth, not taking his eyes off Amrita as she viciously pummeled the crab army back and away. "I'm glad she's on our team." Whoever voted her in, good job.
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