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Bloodlust Dante rolled 1 100-sided dice:
68
Total: 68 (1-100)
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 Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:05 pm
The Boxers eye twitched when song after song got ignored for the same few. Like these people never ever played any other track than a select few.
No 321 stars, no Afronova, Hell he had to admit that the Holic track that was recently passed over sounded alright. But no.
More butterflies.
It was time to get back his honor, possibly some clothes too. it didn't take long for leon to find his stride, matching the saggy speedo wearing persons moves like some kind of reflection.
a weird , scantilly clothed reflection as leon took it upon himself to punch King daddy with every chance he got. to the face, chest, even back of the head. "I'm going to knock you unconscious you b*****d You'll be sexy and a ******** vegetable in a hospital bed after i'm done with you!" he growled out almost inhumanly, Nid was beaming with pride in the back of the hunters mind.
and King daddy was out like a light, crashing up the floor soon after the song was done. How EMT's came and picked him up so fast, Leon had no clue.
Almost as if they expected some type of epileptic seizure to happen after playing the arcade games or something.
Either way, a win was a win, even if it was a dirty one.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:20 pm
Sitting in civilian clothes at the back of the arcade, Clarice sipped another box of juice and sent out a text. Leon was doing pretty good and really knew how to rock a leotard, but she felt this situation was not quite yet all that it could be.Nio Love Come to the portal room, I have something nice for you. Robert would find a large white box sitting in front of the portal, a note on top reading: Go through and put this on, the prize is relative to your interests.The box contained a pink BeDazzled leotard featuring a hot pink and purple bird on the front. Possibly it was meant to represent a phoenix, as envisioned by Lisa Frank.Going through the portal he would find a note taped to the bathroom stall door: In the back of the main room, don't hesitate to rise to the challenge.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:08 pm
When Robert first received the message, it was pure instinct that made him think oh god Clarice is hitting on me. Then he shook himself out of his stupor, because it was Clarice, and she would probably hit on a steel flagpole before she felt like hitting on him. So he headed over to the portal room, and opened up his present. When he held it out in front of him, his soul died. But as soon as he realized that the bird was supposed to be the closest thing to a phoenix she could find, he was a little touched. So he put it on - the man was no stranger to a leotard. He just hoped Clarice wasn't trying to set him up for some kind of kink-sex.. he wasn't going to get caught with his pants down again. He'd promised.The note only heightened his worry that Clarice was, indeed, a hornball for him. And he sort of wished he didn't think that was so hot, because he was going to have to let her down gently, and that was going to be hard if he was aroused in a leotard. ******** leotards, man. Robert walked into the main room, smoke billowing from behind him because I ******** said so, and while we're at it this song was playing somewhere. There was no legitimate reason for either of these things, but if Robert had to wear a pink leotard, he was busting into the scene like a god. A god in a pink Lisa Frank Leotard.  "Did somebody call for a dancer?"
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:14 pm
At the dramatic entrance, Clarice just crossed her legs and continued to sip her juice.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:37 pm
8| "Oh no." Leon managed to mutter once the screeching got down to a more manageable decibel level and took in the sight of Robert and all his ...... let's just call it glory shall we. "Why did it have to be you?" he moaned out in regret, he would have been glad to take on optimus prime again, even the grudge girl but why WHY ROBERT... in that outfit no less. The pink might as well have been hot pink, in fact, he was sure that was the shade they were going for. "Looks like its life vs life right now eh Robbie?" Leon uttered in a casual drawl before stepping back up to the platform, a crowd already swarming around the two unitard wearing battlers, most likely snapping photos of the new trend that was going to hit all the malls and schools in the US. How Zero managed to make it back with a boom box over his head and blaring some insane battle theme Leon didn't know, or care. But it worked. "So we gonna do this or what?" he taunted from his place at the podium.
"You'd better bring it, bud."
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Nio Love rolled 1 100-sided dice:
25
Total: 25 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:43 pm
"What kind of ******** attitude is that, junior?" Robert growled out, as he marched up to the podium and took his place on the pad. "Of course it's me, I'm what you're gunning for. Besides." He arched his toe and flourished a low bow, before grinning up at Leon ferally. "I make this look good."The music started up, which.. Robert clearly approved of. Whether or not he was going to be any good at the game, however, was another story entirely.. because he'd never played DDR in his life. But the boy sure did know how to dance. He kept the tempo, but hitting the right buttons required leg-eye coordination.. and a whole lot of brain power. That, he was sorely lacking in. Still, it was kind of fun to try.
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 1 100-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:53 pm
"I know you didn't call me junior Robert." he said haughtily. "Lord of the tiny dicked dance." may have been muttered a bit loudly. ok so he did mean to say it out loud, for everyone to hear.
Even Clarice. The plan? Knock down Roberts tiny thread of masculinity and distract him long enough to seal the victory. "look here, keep the Michael Jackson moves to yourself there man." he said with a scowl and began to tap away furiously on the pad with his heavy feet.
"I'll make this look even better" he growled back, and flipped around the dance bar behind them.
he wasn't going to admit that Robert can dance, it was obvious who was the more professional one here in terms of technique. But the wow factor, that was all for the boxer to use to his advantage.
The beat was steady and the arrows had their flow, a few eights and a couple of crossovers and it was good.
least until Roberts crane like legs managed to keep him distracted.
it was like the glowsticks guy all over again. "The hell, where did that come from Robert, a little bit of stripper practice?" he said harshly, the guy needed to get distracted, and fast.
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Nio Love rolled 1 100-sided dice:
84
Total: 84 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:10 pm
"HAHAHA MAYBE." Robert laughed, as the scores showed up. They both kind of sucked, but Robert sucked LESS. He flexed his muscles, mainly for Clarice's benefit, and then leaned in to pick another song. "Seriously, Leon, I don't even know why you think you can beat me. Also, that d**k comment is laughable. You of all people know I'm packing a ******** truck in there, so keep it quiet." He slammed his hand down on the selection button, and straightened out, stretching one leg back in preparation. It was a techno remix, and he didn't give a s**t.This was the kind of song Robert's body was made for. Lots of jumps and twists. Leon was ********.
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 1 100-sided dice:
89
Total: 89 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:20 pm
That "maybe", ok that was a cause for a slight amount of panic in Leons eyes.
He could dance a little and shake his well toned body and booty, but you can't out dance a stripper, especially when there is a pole around. that was a sign that he, he really was screwed this round.
The talk of Robert having a trunk was enough to make him almost laugh out loud "Right right, tripod, sure man." he said with an air of dismissal when the lights got dark and the track began to play.
AI YAI YAI..
"Oh no." the life hunter paled at the familiar sound
AI YAI YAI
"Why" did it have to be that? Not that song again.
"AI YAI YAI, I"m your little butterfly"
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-"
it was, and Leon began to rage dance, arms flailing, foot stomping raging beauty of the dance floor.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:23 pm
Robert stared at the scores, sweat dripping off his body. "How. The ********. Did you even..."
Robert reached up and tugged on his leotard top, ripping the straps so the top fell uselessly against his lower body. As if that was holding him back. He pointed severely at Leon. "One more. You pick. Let's ******** do it."
He was in serious business mode, now.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:25 pm
Clarice sipped her juice and wondered idly if she should have brought some singles for this.
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 1 100-sided dice:
43
Total: 43 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:44 pm
"magic" leon said with briskly, thankful that stamina wasn't that much of an issue with this game. he did still find himself leaning over the bar for support as he took in air that his lungs seemed to ache for, but it wasn't dire. training does wonders for everything. if only the other members of life squad would get with the program. But the moment of rest was short lived as he spotted Robert getting all serious faced about their little competition and there went one strap, and another. hello Robert nipples that was something that needed to be forgotten about soon. brain cleansing was needed, quite badly. but he wasn't going to let him take all the bravado and ripped off his own upper body straps, the material that clung to his upper half flopped down to about to his stomach. Hello ladies. look at Robert's abs, now back to mine. Now back to Roberts abs And back. To mine. Sadly, his isn't mine, but they could be if he decided to pump iron for awhile and use old spice body wash. I'm on a DDR machine. And Leon was happy with his selection and at least it wasn't butterfly, or some love love shine song. "Don't fall flat on your face too hard then Robert."and so the song beganit was catchy, fast and complicated as hell. Feet were bouncing around from arrow to arrow and arms were flipping over the bar for constant support for each step. Plus the addition of bouncing muscles must count for something.
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Nio Love rolled 1 100-sided dice:
15
Total: 15 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:53 pm
The song didn't start out too hard, but soon the two manly men began pumping their legs so fast it was hard to tell who was doing well, and who was failing utterly. Breath was coming fast, until finally they both rose into the air in the jump section, and the force of their fall to the ground shook the game and made it stutter in it's song for a split second. Let's hope it doesn't affect the scores. Robert was sure he was hitting all the right arrows, at all the right time. He was ******** sure of it. He had the tempo, he had the beat, but what he didn't have.. was the confirmation on the screen that he was hitting notes. When the game was over, and his score reflected some serious failing, he fell to his knees and let out a furious howl of defeat.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:15 pm
Meanwhile Leon was in the act of his victory dance It was a well earned victory. And he wasn't going to rub it in Roberts face. Yet.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:30 pm
"******** YEAH LEEOOOOOOOON!" Killzone came over and hit the boxer's back, "I knew you had it in you bro. Not gonna like, it was pretty touch and go in a few places, but I definitely think you are ready to take your moves to the next level." The large man brought out a new intermediate coat for Leon but paused, "I think it would be in your best interests to put this on after you hit the showers, because while that sweat is the sweat of perseverance leading to the satisfaction of victory? This is a really nice jacket here, and I'd hate to see it get all nasty and s**t right away, you know?"
Making her way through the crowd, Clarice stopped first to give Robert a pat on the head, "Thanks for giving him a good challenge guy. You put on a really great show." She ruffled his hair and handed him a juice box.
Then she went over to Leon and patted his chest, "Great job, Leon. Congratulations on your advancement." Leaning in close, Clarice whispered excitedly, "I think with this, you'll be on the cover of the Deus Dudes 2012 calendar. All the ladies have been pretty down because the JOY thing and attacks made it run a little late, but I really think this year's will definitely be worth the wait."
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