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This dream is about me and my current boyfriend I had last night.

(Earlier before I fell asleep, we had this heart to heart about why we broke up- he ended up wanting me back).

We were in a grocery store or a mall or something. I was sitting down in front of him, and he was talking about this other girl named Maria or Misty or something. He was going through the pros and cons of each of us, but he kept saying "But then there's you." And then he'd bring in these other random girls- a set of twins and a girl named Lucy. I yelled at him to stop bringing in other girls into the equation. I said "I'm a twin, too, since you seem to be so into those! Should I bring Lindsey into this, too!?" (she's my twin). I started drinking- a lot. A smoking a blunt. Just right there in the open. I can't remember HOW he came to choose me, but he did. Then we went shopping, and I was trying to tell him what to get, but he couldn't even understand me I was so messed up. So we sat down and those twins sat next to him, and the Lucy girl. I was like, "OH HELL NO, GET AWAY FROM MY MAN!" and I stood up on the table and was like, "EVERYBODY! THIS IS MY MAN! HE'S MY MAN, BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA ********! HE'S MY MAN, I LOVE HIM. YOU GUYS BETTER STAY AWAY!" And then he was in a Mario costume and he said he was tired and asked if I wanted to go home and go to bed with him. So we did.

neutral I'm not sure if I knew how to walk when I was that little. Besides, how in the heck would I have gotten out of the bed when there's a huge railing on it ?

I think perhaps my parents were involved. rofl Seems to be the only explanation. Although we have photographic evidence of me getting into the fridge while little. Always naked for some reason. sweatdrop So it could have been me getting it out of the fridge, like left overs or something. I don't know, it's a mystery.

Here's my version of what I think happened:

Sataniano had found you and for some unknown reason, thought you were a threat. He then sent an evil dinosaur to eat you or cause you harm that you would be afraid of him forever; however, a high power turned itself into an eagle to save you from the mean dinosaur and sat you on the couch and surrounded you with corn to distract you as it fought of the evil.

My version is over. Also, this was directed to both you and Orphan.

I was joking.

Good. Now we're on the same page.

I've been having dreams about scuba diving--but not being able to actually dive. In one dream, a storm prevented me from going down, and in another, snobby locals kept me off the reef. Thoughts?