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 Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:19 pm
being inspected by the guinness book of world record to see if it really is the first fireproof cardigan.
Dude, where's my sock?
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:21 pm
Some kids took it from your laundry for their sock puppets.
Dude, where's my water bottle?
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:55 pm
it got stolen by aliens trying to repair their crashed space ship. "i has found flotation device, captain, aye, sir, pyun."
dude, where's my giant crayon?
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:14 pm
A group of giant children took it for their enjoyment.
Dude, where's my icecream?
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:57 pm
A fat kid snatched it away while you weren't looking.
Dude, where's my chapstick?
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:03 pm
it time traveled into the past and inspired Katy Perry to write a song with it.
dude, where's my birthday cake?
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:08 pm
The heat of the candles was too hot and melted the cake to smithereens.
Dude, where's my camera?
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:37 am
It spontaneously combusted after someone borrowed it to take pictures of themselves making duck faces.
Dude, where's my salad?
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:38 pm
An overweight woman took it with her for her journey on losing weight.
Dude, where's my headphones?
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:38 pm
They awakened to the sound of a flute player and slithered away with him.
Dude, where's my TV?
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:10 pm
Some robots took it with them thinking that it was their pet.
Dude, where's my teddy?
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:08 am
it got possessed by the the ***** and is out there luring little munchkins as we speak.
[edit] ohmygosh, p e d o b e a r got censored?!
dude, where's my credit card?
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:45 pm
Your mom wanted to go on a shopping spree so she snagged it from your wallet.
Dude, where's my slippers?
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:16 pm
My dead dog ate them.
Dude where's my mind?
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:30 pm
In the gutter.
Dude, where's my head? ./pfft
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