ShmooKooClock
Here, Kenrick. You can have a turn to roll the dice.
Shmoo: You're not very good at dice rolling, are you?
Kenrick: Who cares? It's just a silly game anyway.
Shmoo: How can you say that? Without this roleplay, you wouldn't exist!
Kenrick: Can we just play the game now?
Enemy: Zero Zombie Army
AC: 13
HP: 28
AC Roll: 3
Attack Unsuccessful
Enemy: Zero Zombie Army
HP: 28
Daily Roll: 1 of 2
Shmoo and Kenrick barely missed a acid ball and skirted around a corner. Temporarily out of the zombies' view, they hid behind some barrels of apples.
We must be close to the market, thought Shmoo.
"Now, before we move on--" began Kenrick,
"You have to tell me what is going on!" interrupted Shmoo.
"I don't know who you are or why your here, so how am I supposed to trust you?"
Kenrick just stared blankly at Shmoo. Finally, he sighed.
"We don't have much time, so I'll give you a short version. I will reveal more information later, but you have to promise not to interrupt. Understood?"
At Shmoo's nod, Kenrick began.
"I am a Nuisance Hunter. If there is trouble that is unusual, I am called to check it out and eliminate it, if necessary."
He paused.
"Luckily, the headquarters isn't too far from here. I was on break and watching the news when all this trouble started."
A zombie head peeked around the corner. "Time's up," Kenrick noted calmly.