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 Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:42 pm
As Shevre shot towards the Zombies a bright light flashed before his eyes and they all crumpled to the ground, Michael Jackson's Thriller Music subsided... Shevre hissed and used his cape to sheild himself. Bright light like this could not be tolerated. A thunderous voice called out and the light subsided, everything grew dark. "HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE ME!!!" A large man with a poorly shaved face, a halo, and a shining golden laptop stumbled forward. A man so impressive he might give Chuck Norris a run for his money. A man who had eyes that glistened with an all knowing gleam and a mouth that was just begging to be put infront of a microphone...
Shevre was shaken, he had never witnessed the Demi-God in his true glory, he almost fell to his knees in awe... But then Shevre remembered his purpous here... "My lord, Zero Omega, You are evil and mean.... You intend to take my sweets and ruin Christmas! What on gaia has brought you to this!?! Give me the truth!!!"
Zero Omega paused before speaking in a gruff and manly tone, " The truth?"
"Yes!" Shevre replied...
"The Truth?! You can't handle the truth!!!" The Demi-God was full of rage, his brilliant eyes began to burn with the fire of a thousand witty updates... His laptop and halo dissappeared in a puff of smoke... Zero Omega came at Shevre swinging wildly!
"Why are you doing this? What do you mean?!!" Shouted Shevre as he dodged the first round of attacks...
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fuzzyblaa100 rolled 2 20-sided dice:
1, 11
Total: 12 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:43 pm
Attacking Challenger Zero Omega
AC: 17
HP: 70/70
Rolled a 1
Attack missed
No Damage Done
Zero Omega has 70 HP remaining
Attack 1 of 2
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:47 pm
As Shevre moved to attack, Zero Omega growled back "This didn't start with me kid!!! You think this little blip in Christmas is all there is?! THIS GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!!!"
"But you're at the top!!!" Cried Shevre,
Shevre had come at Zero Omega with great strength... He fired his gun and hit his target spot on, Shevre watched as a bullet passed through the Demi-God's arm... But there was no wound, no blood... Despite the direct hit, the Demi-God turned and threw Shevre almost 3 yards... This match was not going to be easy... Shevre quickly rolled back onto his feet...
"You control the balance in our world! You created so many things here! You're as old as time itself!!! What have we done to deserve this level of retaliation?"
Zero Omega spoke as dark clouds began gathering above, His eyes were a fiery red and he summoned a massive machete to begin hacking towards Shevre... "YOU LAUGHED WHEN I WAS PIED!!! EVERYONE LAUGHED!!!"
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fuzzyblaa100 rolled 2 20-sided dice:
12, 19
Total: 31 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:47 pm
Attacking Zero Omega
AC: 17
HP: 70/70
Rolled a 12
Attack Missed
No Damage Done
Zero Omega has 70 HP remaining
Attack 2 of 2
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:09 pm
Narrowly avoiding a swing from Zero Omega's blade, Shevre ran right past the Demi-God and elbowed him in the side. For the breif moment the two were in physical contact, Shevre could feel a pulse, He was made of flesh, and some sort of divine blood was pulsing through his veins... Once he felt it, Shevre wanted it... He hadn't fed all day, he couldn't fight without some food soon... Shevre shouted to Zero as he prepared to strike, " We never meant to humiliate you!!! We love you Zero Omega!!! You provide us with life!!!"
Zero looked back at the vampire who had hit him in the ribs, "I told you fool this is so much bigger than all of that!!! The Humiliation was only a fraction of the issue!!! "
In the split second it took for Shevre to consider what had been said, Zero Omega's arms where rapped around Shevre's throat, he was picked up by the neck and slammed into the ground. Such a bending of the neck would have killed most mortals. The Demi-God then began to beat Shevre on the ground using the handle of his machete like a hammer.
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fuzzyblaa100 rolled 2 20-sided dice:
6, 3
Total: 9 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:16 pm
Attacking Zero Omega
AC: 17
HP: 70/70
Rolled a 6
Attack Missed
No Damage Done
Zero Omega has 70 HP remaining
Attack 1 of 2
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fuzzyblaa100 rolled 2 20-sided dice:
19, 15
Total: 34 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:18 pm
Attacking Zero Omega
AC: 17
HP: 70/70
Rolled a 19
Attack successfull
15 Damage Done
Zero Omega has 55/70 HP remaining
Attack 2 of 2
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:48 pm
Even as his face was hit repeatedly, Shevre kept his cool... He would not die today, he would do everything in his power to save Christmas. The Demi-God pounded over and over. But inbetween the blows Shevre reared his head up and sunk his teeth into Zero Omega's wrist. Blood began to flow and it was marvolous. It was like liquid happiness was flowing into Shevre's mouth, for a few moments he hung on to the wrist with his teeth, everything melted away and he drank in pure ecstacy.
Zero Omega had torn away in pain and loud yelling signaled that the fight was back on... Shevre felt very alive, very rejuvinated, but only for a moment... Zero's blood was delicious but it wasn't normal... Shevre Pulled himself to his feet and ducked just in time to miss another machete swing from the Demi-God. Zero's had only a small amount of blood running down his wrist, but he looked pissed....
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fuzzyblaa100 rolled 2 20-sided dice:
7, 13
Total: 20 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:50 pm
Attacking Zero Omega
AC: 17
HP: 55/70
Rolled a 7
Attack missed
No Damage Done
Zero Omega has 55 HP remaining
Daily Attack 1 of 2
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fuzzyblaa100 rolled 2 20-sided dice:
15, 15
Total: 30 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:51 pm
Attacking Zero Omega
AC: 17
HP: 55/70
Rolled a 15
Attack Missed
No Damage Done
Zero Omega has 55/70 HP remaining
Daily Attack 2 of 2
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:30 pm
Shevre reloaded his revolver even while he fired, he saved silver bullets for occasions like this. BANG - Missed BANG - Missed BANG- the silver bullet went into the Demi-Gods Chest and out the other side ... Zero was in a frenzy now trying to hack off limbs... Shevre avoided the blows the best he could but the Machete caught his trigger arm... Shevre was temporarily stalled as he quickly jumped back and assesed his injury.
Zero Omega Spoke Again, "Don't you understand? Do you nothing about the dissapearance of Cheif Pete Ain or the Chimp I used to have?"
Shevre realizing his wound was survivable looked backed utterly confused... "What the hell are you talking about?!"
The Demi-God explained " There used to be another Mod known as Pete Ain, but everyone called him Cheif... He was a good man, or at least thats what everyone thought..."
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fuzzyblaa100 rolled 2 20-sided dice:
17, 9
Total: 26 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:39 pm
Attacking Zero Omega
AC: 17
HP: 55/70
Rolled a 17
Attack successful
9 Damage Done
Zero Omega has 46 HP remaining
Daily Attack 1 of 2
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:45 pm
While Shevre thought in silent confusion about what Zero Omega had said, the Demi-God moved to attack, Shevre countered throwing his machete to the ground and biting into is arm... Another breif moment of incredible feeding ensued... Then Shevre's thoughts became extremely clear. He had once heard rumor of an anchient tale. Where Zero Omega had indeed come to know a great cheif and was dissapointed when the man stole his best friend away, a pet Chimpanzee... Shevre was once again thrown to the ground as Zero Omega ran to grab his machete...
"What does this pieing have to do with your monkey you coward?! Why can't you handle a pie in the face?!!!! I don't want to fight you!!!" Shevre Shouted
Zero rebounded "Thats just the problem P-I-E I-N T-H-E F-A-C-E!!! I never had a pet monkey, I had an ape... He was stolen from me, he was my best friend!!! Don't you see!!!"
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