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Nio Love rolled 2 8-sided dice: 5, 4 Total: 9 (2-16)

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:36 pm


Robert turned red with anger.

"THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING ME YOU SON OF A b***h? I WILL ******** YOU UP SO HARD YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SPEAK FOR A WEEK FOR THAT-"

He took every hit brought to him, and returned them in force. Fists wailing at Leon like a man whose manliness had just been questioned.

Which it had.

HP: 4
Damage: 3
Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 8-sided dice: 5, 4 Total: 9 (2-16)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:41 pm


And Leon fumed right back.
"you heard me quite well!" he barked out after the sudden barrage of sissy punches from the fellow life hunter. "What were you trying to do, Shake up the pitcher of Mojitos you were making or trying to land a punch?"

Even as the fight turned into some kind of macho/ semi macho cat fight, Leon let out another huff and clipped his other ear with a tightly closed fist.

Nidhogg just sat off to the side, puttering away quietly.

Uh.......... LEON? HELLO??

HP: 5/40
Dmg: 3

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:44 pm


Robert slammed into the floor when Leon punched his head, holding himself up with one palm on the ground to keep from cracking his head into it. He was pretty shaken, but he had so much more rage left for this guy. He just wanted one more shot.. one more chance to kick his a**..

"I ********' hate mojitos, man. Quit it."

It came out like more of a whine. This was not how Robert wanted to go out.

HP: 1
Damage: lolno
Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 8-sided dice: 8, 5 Total: 13 (2-16)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:48 pm


It wasn't like Leon wanted to ignore NId, but Robert was the master of surprise attacks.
Turn away? BAM, stabbed in the back.
Look down? POW, grabbing you by the short hair.

It just didn't register that he was talking to Nid while putting the clinch on the hunter.
LEON <not right now Nid> BUT LEON <I said, not right now or he'll hit me like some kind of flamboyant ninja!> LEON HE'S TURNING PURPLE, HE'S GOING TO MATCH HIS HAIR!!!

That did the trick as he woke up and looked at the dazed out, discolored hunter.

"ooohh... that's not good."

HP: 5/40
Dmg: 7 LOL WHOOPS

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:01 pm


Whether or not this was how Robert wanted to go out didn't matter - he was most certainly out by the time Leon finally stopped punching him. His body slumped to the floor, unconscious, and Jezebel desummoned and clattered against his body.

Right before the last hit, Robert decided that if Leon ever got back into boxing, he would be sure to bet on him.

HP: -6
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:18 pm


"Oh crap... oh crap, this was why i was only allowed to spar with professionals." Leon was not happy with the turnout, a pile of wobbly Robert flesh that seemed out for the count. It was supposed to be a simple clinch. A way to keep the opponents body from moving until the ref broke them up.

Except there was no ref, save for one Nidhogg that saved the bloke from a possible coma.

Picking up the guy like a sack of potatoes, the boxer began to pace around when Nid returned back to his sealed form.

"Robert, hey Robert." he asked feverishly, patting at his cheek to get a rouse out of him. "wake up you flaming flamenco dancer." no response, and it was back into pacing. "Aww.. I dont think I can find a place to bury you out here, I can just throw you into the sea in that case." he reasoned to himself in a almost panicked voice, still talking to the prone form in his arms.

Meathead, why don't you just take him to the infirmary first before planning his untimely death ritual?

Nidhogg really was the voice of reason in the duo as leon came to that realization. "he might be saved your right Nid!"

It was worth a try as he dashed out of the training room, Robert swung over his back like a 5 pound bag of flour. It was off to the infirmary to see if he could be recovered.

If it needed to be done, he would take him to Dr. H for treatment himself.

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