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 Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:57 pm
Laff70 "I know very unwell of what Zi had wanted, I just brought the teleportal because it's acctually SAFE unlike teleports. And how would bringing it via portal violate the laws of physics, stop all life, and make my molecules explode??? "Eh, I don't have time to explain the finer points of total protonic reversal or trans-dimensional matter annihilation. Ask Zi about it some time. And besides, if we wanted a portal, we could have just used this." TIM punches a few buttons on his Nano-C's Tactile Interface, causing it to morph into the Bidirectional Matter Relocation Device. He takes aim, setting one portal on the ceiling above Agent Laff's head, and the second on the floor underneath Agent Laff's feet. 
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:05 pm
Laff70 falls into free-fall at maximum velocity but due air currents he starts rapidly bouncing into the sides of the portals at dangerously high speeds and that makes him start spewing blood.
[Please don't do things that can kill me TIM, please. This was very poorly thought out.]
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:17 pm
Laff70 Laff70 falls into free-fall at maximum velocity but due air currents he starts rapidly bouncing into the sides of the portals at dangerously high speeds and that makes him start spewing blood. [Please don't do things that can kill me TIM, please. This was very poorly thought out.] TIM notices that Laff whanged his head against the floor, causing his nose to start bleeding. "Whoops, sorry Laff. We better get you out of there." TIM walks outside to an open area with no overhead obstructions, and re-places one of the portals on the ground. Laff comes rocketing out of it at top speed. Before he has a chance to fall through the portal again, TIM places the second portal on the ground near the first. Laff falls through one, rockets out the other, and continues bobbing back and forth between them. "Don't worry, air resistance will gradually slow you down until you've reached a safe velocity. It shouldn't take more than a few hours." [Oh, grow a sense of humor, Laff. blaugh ]
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:33 pm
The Iron Magus TIM notices that Laff whanged his head against the floor, causing his nose to start bleeding. "Whoops, sorry Laff. We better get you out of there." TIM walks outside to an open area with no overhead obstructions, and re-places one of the portals on the ground. Laff comes rocketing out of it at top speed. Before he has a chance to fall through the portal again, TIM places the second portal on the ground near the first. Laff falls through one, rockets out the other, and continues bobbing back and forth between them. "Don't worry, air resistance will gradually slow you down until you've reached a safe velocity. It shouldn't take more than a few hours." [Oh, grow a sense of humor, Laff. blaugh ] [WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED ABOUT AIR CURRENTS!!!!!!!!] "If you get me killed go to my large black box I came here in and go to the white box, there will be a blue button on it that says 'IN CASE DEATH'. Press it and it wil-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...................................................... " Laff70 said right before air currents pushed him over to the edge of the portal where tiny slivers of his body were rapidly cut off and eventually killing Laff70. [The box is bigger on the inside like the TARDIS on "Doctor Who"]
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:39 pm
[I LEARNED YOU LIKE TALKING ABOUT THEM MORE THAN YOU LIKE STAYING ALIVE]
"Well, that was surprisingly gruesome. That never happened to me when I played with the portal gun."
TIM took a moment to gather a sample of Laff's genetic code in case he had to be cloned, then went to the white box in the black box and pushed the blue button.
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:15 pm
"CODE LU RUNNING...FUNCTION LR RUN...X=PREVIOUS DATA..." said a roboticish computery voice."Regeneration...ACTIVE" said it again. A machine far above the white box emitted a high pitch sound while making loud zap noises. You look back at the large white box and see Laff70's body finishing materializing quickly in a blur. Laff70 looked puzzled and then began to realize that he had died and had materialized in the machine because he was in it. Laff70 then remembered that TIM had killed him with stupidity. Laff70 then glared ferociously at TIM. Laff70 then walked out of the white box and screamed "WHY DID YOU KILL ME!!!" at TIM before attacking him.
[Sorry I didn't respond sooner, I was AFK. Also I'm very physicaly weak so you can probably overpower me.]
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:45 pm
Zi ate popcorn and watched intently. "Who knew portal would be so much fun live action."
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:06 pm
TIM doesn't make any move to doge or to defend himself. His deadened nerves prevent him from feeling any pain from Laff's blows. "I'm pretty sure it was all that squirming you were doing that killed you. I've done that trick a half dozen times with the portal gun, and it hasn't killed me yet. Besides, I brought you back, didn't I? Death is cheap on Gaia, doubly so when you've got access to our labs. I can think of three different ways I could have revived you right now, without even using your little white box."
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:40 am
"May I?" Artemis asked Zi, before taking a piece of popcorn, sitting beside her. "Who really does know anymore..." She cringed when Laff hit his head earlier. A thought popped into her head, she smiled. Artemis set her coffee down on the ground, stood up and walked into the supplies closet.
She walked out with a mop and two buckets. As Artemis walked, she smiled at TIM and Laff. "Sorry boys. Those who made the mess are the ones who clean it up." With that she handed TIM the mop and bucket and gave Laff the other bucket. "TIM you're on blood mopping duties and Laff, you're picking up the pieces that are left on the ground outside."
Picking up her cup of coffee from the floor, she took a mouthful, before sitting down again.
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:49 am
"Ok, fine" said Laff70. Laff70 then went outside to pick up the slices of him that TIM made. "I'm still angry with you TIM, I'll never, ever put my life in your hand because you'll just kill me and slice me up." said Laff70 angrily at TIM. Laff70 notices Zi eating popcorn and says "Hello Zi. Oh by the way Zi, the black box of mine can travel through time. Ha!!!".
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 9:58 am
"Sup," said Zi, as she popped another piece of popcorn into her mouth. "That's nice," she said in response to the time traveling box. "It seems your box can do anything."
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 10:01 am
TIM's flesh shows some signs of light bruising due to Laff's blows.
"Listen, uh, Agent Laff. I feel... just terrible about what happened. Why don't you let me take care of the cleanup, and you can go back inside and relax."
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 11:28 am
The Iron Magus TIM's flesh shows some signs of light bruising due to Laff's blows. "Listen, uh, Agent Laff. I feel... just terrible about what happened. Why don't you let me take care of the cleanup, and you can go back inside and relax." "Thank goodness." Laff70 said while putting a slice of him in a bucket and then heading inside to wash his hands.
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 11:52 am
Amy lands her UFO only to see a blood bath begin. "What the hell are they doing?!" She climbs out and notices Zi and Dragon eating popcorn and making the others clean up. Amy fumes and slowly walks into the HQ and grabs TIM and Laff. "Since when.... is it ok for the FoP HQ...where no attacks are allowed...to be turned into a blood bath?!" Amy takes away the mops and gives them both a toothbrush. "Scrub this mess up!" Amy walks over to Dragon and Zi and gives them toothbrushes too. "You two should have stopped this. You know fights are against the rules here. I am especially disappointed in you too Dragon! Eatting popcorn and watching? What kind of example is that?" Amy goes back to her office and warms up her ray gun just in case it is needed and sharpens her katanas. "Never thought I would need these in tip top shape here of all places...."
(It is just RP guys. Don't take it to seriously k? xD; )
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