Ok Jack, time for your Lobotomy...
Username: -[The Spoof]-
Mares name: Khana D. Libra (hurrhurr, get it?)
Temper: Enigmatic
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Behold! 8D
(I carved it last week, didn't even think about taking pics with my username soooo
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...it died. A horrible, shrivel-y death. Stupid abnormally warm weather, where's my blizzard??
emotion_8c He looks like he's frowning....Story of the/Behind the pumpkin: Hokai, so. There I was, minding my own beezwax, when suddenly a space ship crashed next to me, barely missing my delicate walmart shopping cart. Within this shopping cart were six pumpkins I was buying (being the resident
dealer supplier) for my family and friends so we could all carve pumpkins together in a huge 'Pumpkin Carving Extravaganza' (there was a facebook group and everything). Understandably startled, I immediately leaped in front of my shopping cart to defend my hard won booty. Unfortunately, the spaceship had crushed my car, along with a good deal of the parking lot. Come to think of it, I was lucky to be alive, man. I mean really, I was almost crushed. :C
Aaanyway. So, there I was, ready to defend my pumpkins from martians. When who should step out of the spaceship, but freakin' Optimus Prime himself. (My inner fangirl died here. RIP.) He looked down at me, and he said, 'Earthling, you must spread word of our awesome. Carve our insignia into one of your little orange, organic spheres."
Now, who was I to deny freaking OPTIMUS PRIME. No, you know I drove (er...walked...a really long way, because my car was flat...I wonder if 'full coverage' covers being squished by a spaceship...) those pumpkins home and leaped to work. I slaved over a hot keyboard for whole MINUTES at a time, searching the interwebz for a suitable picture to draw off of. For really, something as awesome as this needed fine tuned lines. No mere 'pattern' would do. Finally, after what felt like YEARS (but was only like, 3 minutes), I found the perfect one.
I jabbed the print button fiercely, took the picture,
traced drew with powerful strokes of my pencil; rulers went flying and the smell of burnt rubber filled the air...but finally it was done. I think it was so awesome it glowed a little bit...
maybe that was just the heat wave coming off all the vigorous eraser marks...Long story short, I carved that pumpkin like I've never carved any other pumpkin before it. With precision, skill, care. All that good stuff. Then. I took a picture of it and put it on that ther internet, so that the world may know of how awesome an autobot insignia looks in an orange organic sphere.
THE END.
Ps. Optimus fiddled with my insurance in reward for doing such a good job, so now I have a new (used, it kinda looks like my old one actually...) car. I know, that's the real question you all wanted answered. ;D 'How ever shall Spoof drive anywhere again?! The horrorr!!!'
Additional info (optional):-coughs- What parts are true, what parts are pure fabrication? I'll never tell, but you know...there was a whole 13
joors hours of static on that camera....