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 Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:38 pm
Great. First the house had dolled them up, and now it was giving them facials. This was the gayest adventure Harrison had ever been on. He spat out some of the slime, really regretting the further damage to his already-sore man parts.
He didn't want to get...whatever it was on his own jacket, so he groped around until he found the tail of Jerry's jacket and used that.
"You'd think the house would wine and dine us first, at least."
HP: 36
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:41 pm
Candace couldn't lie...even though this was clearly ending in another failure? She was laughing her a** off as they floated in midair. Her arms were around her middle and she was curled up as they fell and fell until suddenly something liquid just shot at her face. She coughed and spluttered, wiping at her face and her hair. Oh god! Oh god! OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT?! AUUUUUUUGH!
They landed on the unicorn again and Candace was still wiping at her face. Ugh! It was in her haaaaaair!
Wait...rainbow slime?
"Did...did we just get splooged on by a rainbow?" Candace slid off the unicorn and stumbled to her feet. Uuuuugh! Some of it even got in her mouth! "Oh god...I think we need the bad touch doll, Harrison."
((HP: 39))
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Bilious generated a random number between
1 and 3 ...
2!
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:49 pm
Jerry was reaching a point where he wasn't quite sure what to expect anymore.
But it wasn't this.
He had a very uncharacteristic scowl on his face as he let Harrison clean his face on his increasingly colorful jacket.
Rainbow stained, smelling like his grandmother, in inceasing amounts of pain that made him wonder if children would ever again be in his future, once the shock wore off the usually bubbly man suddenly slipped from the unicorn. Wobbling and limping a bit, without a word, he marched to a a slide and, assuming the others would follow, he jumped down. There HAD to be a way out.
1=A
2=C
3=E
HP: 36
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:53 pm
"Now, hold on, Jerry, let's take a minute to- he's gone." Harrison said. He grumbled under his breath, then grimly followed.
Ohhhhhh a sailor went to C, C, C,
to C what he could C, C, C
but all that he could C, C, C
was the bottom of the deep blue C, C, C.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:53 pm
"Are you two gonna be okay?" Candace asked as she watched Jerry also stumble around. She didn't have time to get an answer apparently as Jerry sent himself down a slide.
Well then!
Candace followed suit.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:58 pm
GM POST
The slide was covered by the rainbow slime as they made their way down. Sadly, their exit was in another castle area as they once again, dropped into a hole at the bottom. This time, the fall was shorter than it was before, and they almost instantly landed on the-
Oh wait, only Candace landed on the unicorn.
The two boils were stuck in the unicorn plush, that was now a costume rather than a plush. Harrison was the head, Jerry was the tail. No amount of tugging would separate the two parts... They would have to go down the slide together that way.
Hey, at least no further damages to their manhood?
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 11:04 pm
Candace stared at the two pony boys. And laughed. She laughed so hard she tripped backwards onto slide A.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 11:13 pm
Jerry blinked. It was dark. It was claustrophobic. He wasn't sure where Roar had gotten to but he could hear the Howler's cackling laughter almost drowning out Candace's laughter, but as he tried to move, he only bumped into someone's back. "C-candace?? Harrison! What... what... where...?" He groped forward, hands touching some of the rainbow slime he couldn't see but definitely could recognize.
((He goes where Harrison goes. Which will probs lead to A.))
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 11:20 pm
The. Gayest. Adventure. Ever. And that was saying a lot.
"If you touch my a**, I'm gonna rip... gonna....ha- ha haha haahhaha." Harrison couldn't finish the threat. He could barely finish the sentence.
"You can't- you can't help it, because.... you are my a**! HAHAHAHA-"
Harrison met the same fate as Candace, and dragged Jerry after him.
A it is.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 11:22 pm
GM POST
They defied gravity with that slide, and it went on till they finally hit solid ground. There was a loud ripping sound as the costume split in half; Harrison would find himself shirtless, with only his hunter scarf and jacket intact under the costume. Jerry, on the other hand, would find himself without his pants, the only pair being the "legs" of the unicorn costume.
They were still rainbow slimy.
The fog cleared a bit to reveal the other slides to the side, all leading towards holes on the wooden platform; it seemed like they had finally made it down by picking the right slide. There did not appear to be an exit anywhere though... They might need to walk around first.
[CONGRATULATIONS!
Due to the hunters' hub being top secret and what-not, you guys are stuck in room 1 for now. However, since you have completed the challenge, you can go summon yourself some boos! : D Remember to read the Boo summoning thread carefully and post in the Q&A if you are unsure about anything!
If you choose to battle, I will wait for it to complete before moving you guys to room 2. <3]
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:19 pm
Even if the slide was the wrong slide there was no erasing the memory of Harrison and Jerry trapped together in a unicorn suit. She was laughing the entire way down, rolling and sliding down the slide until she hit the bottom with a loud cry followed by yet more laughter. Even as the two men barreled over her and landed nearby in their torn unicorn costume she was curled up on her side, her arms around her middle and uncontrollable laughter escaping her. Rainbow slime, perfume, unicorns? This house was ******** crazy! Candace, you have lost your damn mind.
Candace laughed harder. "Lost? Ahaha! That was ages ago! Aw, man. This house...this house is ridiculous! There's no way any of this s**t can be real!" They just had to be in their golems again. They had to be. Candace forced herself to roll over onto her hands and knees and slowly pushed herself to stand, looking around to get her bearings. She was still chuckling and sighing but she was making an effort to try to stop laughing. Try being the key word. Every time she saw one of them still wearing the costume she snorted. "O-okay so..now what?"
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:16 pm
Fireboo entering from Hub 1
"With the boos in the crib just drop it like it's hoooot. Drop it like it's hoooot. When the fleshies tries to get at ya, just park it like it's hot. Park it like it's hot. Park it like it's hot! And if a legger get an attitude, pop it like its hot. Pop it like it's hot! Pop it like it's hot! I got Faboo right behind me and I'm ready to rock. And I thrust my belly cuz I got it going on~" sang Fireboo as he managed to find himself entering one of the other rooms of the mansion.
There, he saw three two-leggers. This group looked even stranger than the last set he had met!
"Maaaaaaaan what kind of lame garb are YOU guy's wearing? You don't look like you're ready for this hot party at ALL!" he said, sounding rather offended.
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:27 pm
((Entering from Hub 1))
"This parteh is a rocken! Rock it baby HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!" Faboo sliding flying in, pelvic belly thrusting to the song that Fireboo was singing, his nub arms flapping in tune.
"Okaaaaaaay, these flesh bags want to party? No? Yeah? Yeaaaaah~! Partyyyy~" Faboo floated around his partner in partying. "Never not a party, Fireboo baby! You got to make them party~"
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:29 pm
Candace sighed heavily, breathing as deeply as she could to try and get herself to stop laughing. She was fine. She was good. She's got this.
But then suddenly she heard singing...a familiar tune with slightly altered words. She wiped at her eyes and looked around to find..a red flaming ghost thing floating into the room. Where the hell did that come from?
"..The same could be said for you, Mario Reject." Candace raised a brow. "What are you? A ghost or something? You look stupid."
Suddenly Atropos squealed with delight. A ghost?! A ghost! Ohohohohoh! Hit it hit it! I bet it's hot like fire! I want to feel I want to feeeeeeeel! Candace rolled her eyes.
"Why would I want to hit that thing? It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. And its singing sucks. It couldn't even pick a good song." Dig a hole dig a hole dig a hole.
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:43 pm
Spinning around as Faboo had entered right on cue, Fireboo went on and zipped on around his buddy before coming to a halt at the girl's words.
"Not a ghost. A boo! No ghost could contain our level of hotness!" he chimed. The boo soon became a bit confused as the girl said something kind of out there. Who was she talking to? Maybe they found a loony bunch! Wouldn't that be something.
"Hey! You're just jealous you can't handle the heat of it all," he said indignantly while attempting to cross his... arms. Man all of these two-leggers were so laaaaaaame.
"What do ya think Faboo? Think they can really rock it out?"
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