((Today I am home sick, so you guys get two updates this Monday instead of the one I had planned.))
>Grouchy Mcstinkbreath and Piddles
How...rude!
You aren't even going to humour the other comical responses.
How dare anybody even
suggest that you have bad breath, or that your pegasus is anything less than majestic!
>Icarus Vikare and Daedalus HEY WAIT A MINUTE
Icarus...and Daedalus?

That... Why didn't I think of that‽‽‽
Oh, well. This isn't time for me to insert myself into the story.

Yes, that sounds just about right. Your name is Icarus Vikare, proud pegasus knight. Your noble steed is Daedalus, and he is the reason as to why you can fly.
Although, the name Stephan Starryeyed would be your second choice.

Look at how starry eyed this pegasus is.
He's so anime, it hurts.
Oh, but you aren't outdone by your pegasus.

Look at how
anime you are. It's almost shameful.
No.
It is never shameful to be anime.

Well that was outstandingly stupid.
And look you wasted about three minutes.
Where in the world is that boy? Your patience is wearing thin.
Perhaps you should do something to entertain yourself.
>What do you do to pass the time?