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Muka tapped his lip, still crouched and hiding. Despite Astra's questions tables and chairs were still flying.

"My question is.. where is all this furniture COMING from?" He giggled a bit. "They are a funny couple. I can't tell if they are hating this or enjoying this." The screams were hard to decipher!

"I'm Ulmuka.." He knew it seemed like a strange time for introductions but he was a gentleman. He took Astra's tiny hand and placed a kiss on the back of it, as he would any lady.

"Oh my goodness!" The ghoul with no legs was beaned with a glass. He took her hand and pulled her in to safety. "Are you okay?!"

Ulmuka seemed to inspect Tess for a moment. He didn't even know her name but he made an attempt to preen some splinters out of her hair with his talons. He then leaned back, oblivious to the fact that this ghoul did not know him and he was touching up on her.

"Good as new?" He then glanced down and in an attempt at a joke his wide eyes got wider. "OH NO YOU LOST YOUR LEGS IN THE BATTLE!"

He then just burst into giggling cackles.

Adyian carefully listened to what the gnome has to say as he was putting on an apron. He winced a little watching the helpless follyjox get made into a drink, but then had to agree that it was a good choice for a drink as he did have to wonder on what that drink would taste like. Also seeing that there others around to help as well, he had decided that he would try and talk with a few of them later after he served the two ToTers.

Taking a second on what drinks that he was going to take to the couple as his tail swished behind him. "I will take this one and that one," the Fu Dog said as he took the Powerthirst for Rage and took the Pink Elephant Punch for Desu-chan. Then took both of the appetizers and walked over carefully to the feuding couple. Dodging tables and table parts while he was taking the food over to the couple and he was doing good on not getting hit as he got the food over there safe and sound.

"This drink is for you, Miss," as he handed over her drink. "And this is also for you as well, the freshest Floresctival sushi around," The Fu Dog said as he handed Desu-chan the Floresctival sushi. Turning to Rage, "For you sir," Adyian said as he passed over Rage's drink. "And I will say this is some very lovely Panty crab cakes, the best that I have ever seen," he said as he put the Panty crab cakes in front of Rage.

Having delivered the drinks and appetizers successfully he carefully walked back over to the group that had finished delivering. But unknown to him since his back was turned that a table was heading right for him and smacking him right on the back of the head that sent him flying a little as he got a face full of dirt.

Picking himself up off the ground as he spit some of the dirt out of his mouth. That was something that he didn't want others to see but oh well it happened. Rubbing the back of his head as he walked over to the group with the fairy, a strix and a legless ghoul and he hoped that they wouldn't mind if he joined them. "Hello, I hope that you don't mind that I join you, As I'm Adyian," The Fu Dog said to all of them. "Its a war zone out there," he added as he smiled as his tail slowly wagged behind him.

((Hp: 19 - 2 = 17))

Sparrow stared rather helplessly at the tray of drinks. He still had no idea how he had managed to get roped into this thing, and no idea of what exactly he was doing, but it wouldn't do any good to stand around uselessly would it? And he was determined to at least attempt to help that poor ghoul with her...er, slightly loud companion. Squaring his shoulders, Sparrow tied the apron neatly around his waist, straightened his shirt, and grabbed two glasses, setting them onto a tray, which he held up carefully to one side. Then he swept over to the table, beaming down at the pair with a wide, friendly grin.

"Good evening! I am Sparrow and I will be taking care of you two this evening," he said in a light tone. Reaching up, he plucked one of the glasses from the tray, setting it down in front of Rage.

"For you, sir, we have this simply delicious tasting Foxjolly juice," Sparrow told him, then leaned in close to whisper "And if you ask me, the thing had it comin' to him."

Then he took the second glass and slipped it neatly in front of Desu-chan. "And for you, my dear, we have this divine tasting pink elephant punch, made from only the most pinkest of elephants and perfect for a ghoul such as yourself."

Hey, fake it 'til you make it, right? He thought. He still had no idea what he was doing, but he was going to make the effort to at least pretend he knew what he was doing.

Once the drinks were settled, Sparrow reached back, ducking as a table leg whizzed over his head, grabbing the two appetizer dishes. He waltzed back to the table, and set the steaming tray of Panty Crab Cakes in front of Rage.

"These crab cakes are from our most wonderful and talented chefs, just for you," Sparrow said with a nod, then slipped the tray of Florestival sushi towards Desu-chan. "And for you, milady, these delightfully delicious sushi rolls."

Finally finished, Sparrow ducked into a small bow. "Please let me know if I may assist you in any way," he said to them with another smile before retreating.

He'd only made it a few steps before something thwacked him painfully in the head and Sparrow staggered, seeing stars. In his attempt to stay vertical and not tumble over, he ran into someone accidentally.

"Ow."

Rubbing his temple and wincing, he glanced up. "Oh, dear me, my apologies...Ulmuka?"

It was the boil from earlier; Sparrow had met him at the open house, but it had been a while since then (so he hoped he had the name right). There were a few other people around the winged boil; including several pretty ghouls. Sparrow offered them all a smile and bowed again; this time in greeting.

"Evening, all," he said cheerfully. "Enjoying yourselves so far?"


[ hp > 12 ]

Sin put on the apron with a mild sneer of distaste, she had her own designer apron for baking in her dorm room with 'Kiss the Cook' embroidered on it. This apron however looked...grungy, like something a lowly gnome would wear. Still it was better then getting who knew what on her beautiful designer dress. She listened to the instructions until the gnome put a follyjox into a blender and then she almost lost her lunch.

"Oh Jack..." She covered her mouth for a moment and sucked in a few deep breaths before swallowing back her distaste.

Okay, okay she could do this, this wasn't too bad you know a lesson in seeing how servants operated. It would be good for her someday she would be in charge of the Err Estate and she would have to know how to pick her staff. What better way to learn the skills to look for then to do the job herself...for an evening.

"Right I'll take the Pink Elephant Punch to Desu" She looked like she would enjoy the pink drink.

She glanced at Rage who was...raging and decided that a cruel drink like Foxjolly Juice would suit him rather well. Then again so might the Gun Flavored Powerthirst, she took a few moments to make the choice.

"And the Foxjolly Juice for Rage"

She moved and picked up both drinks setting them on a broken slab of wood as a serving tray, hopefully neither of the two flipped it. Drinks Served Sin returned to pick up the sushi and crab cakes. She eyed the two and then served Desu the Panty Crab Cakes deciding she would again like the hints of pink and set down the Floresctival Sushi infront of Rage

[HP: 20 - 2 - 2 = 16]

Well, apparently the episode in the Haunted Mansion wouldn't change him; Ulmuka was still happily (if not stubbornly) optimistic, still chit-chattery, still . . . orally fixated on ghouls' hands.

Vero didn't understand that still. What was the word again? It started with a C . . .

"Classification?" Vero echoed with an unrelated but still C-starting word, and then recalled the utter amazement the strix had exhibited when it had first deduced Ulmuka's species. "If you would like. Let us see . . ." Perhaps identifying, indeed one of the insect spirit's hobbies, would distract it from the pain of being smacked by the table.

Both of its large, dark eyes focused upon the poor legless ghoul, apparently only needing prodding rather than permission from the actual subject. "Hummmm. We can plainly see this is a type of undead - not many others live with half of the body gone, narrows the search considerably. Reasonable to begin with vampire: leather bat-like wings, sharp teeth, bloodstains."

Blink.

"However, we do not know of vampires that live a half-life such as this. A new hybrid of zombie and vampire? A half-hearted reanimation of a flawless patchwork?"

It awaited eagerly for the ghoul's response.

Drinks. Perfect. She'd get something nice for Rage and then pour Desu's drink over her head. Surely that would express her rage at her booth being ruined correctly.

Snatching up the Foxjolly Juice for Desu, because she knew how hard it was to get blood and guts out of clothing, and the Powerthirst for Rage she was prepared to stomp over there and get this started but paused and considered doing what was asked of her properly. Might as well. To make sure Desu knew exactly what Mandy had against her she grabbed the Floresctival sushi for her and the Panty crab cakes for Rage.

Items picked she stomped over to the battling couple, dodging tables as she moved towards them. Deciding the give Rage his food first she carefully put his food down next to him so he could eat it when he wasn’t busy then turned her enraged stare on Desu.

"You ruined my booth."

That said Mandy walked forward, drink outstretched to pour and get a small measure of revenge for what had happe-

WHAM.

Dazed, Mandy found herself on the ground, a table leg on top of her and the drink and sushi for Desu spilt upon the ground.

Gwah?

It looked like revenge wasn't hers just yet.

((HP: 14))

(( FRNG. I had made a post, posted to roll, then was trying to edit it so I could finish writing to do the reaction to the damage done. It seems I clicked REPLY rather than edit... somehow. Applied this roll to my post which is on the other page. SORRY! ))