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 Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:25 pm
Daidaiiro-Lolita So a man and a giraffe walk into a bar. (The man is in love with the giraffe so he decides he'll try to get it drunk so it'll agree to having relations with him.) After a few hours of drinking, the man has had enough of wasting time and money on feeding this giraffe shots. As he gets up to walk out the giraffe's chair falls over. Oblivious to this, the man keeps walking. The bartender shouts after him "HEY WAIT YOU CAN'T LEAVE THAT LYIN' THERE!" to which the man replies "That's no lion! It's a giraffe!" YES THIS WINS, YOU SIR ARE A CLASSIC COMMEDIAN.
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:55 pm
This joke escaped me.
._.
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:41 pm
askem2 Daidaiiro-Lolita So a man and a giraffe walk into a bar. (The man is in love with the giraffe so he decides he'll try to get it drunk so it'll agree to having relations with him.) After a few hours of drinking, the man has had enough of wasting time and money on feeding this giraffe shots. As he gets up to walk out the giraffe's chair falls over. Oblivious to this, the man keeps walking. The bartender shouts after him "HEY WAIT YOU CAN'T LEAVE THAT LYIN' THERE!" to which the man replies "That's no lion! It's a giraffe!" YES THIS WINS, YOU SIR ARE A CLASSIC COMMEDIAN.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:04 am
Miss Macabre Grey This joke escaped me. ._. "You can't keep him lyin' there." Lyin' = sounds like lion "That's no lion, that's a giraffe." I feel sorry that I had to explain this joke. ._.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:42 am
You never explain the joke!
...Because you see, if you explain, it's not funny.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:14 am
EVERYTHING HAPPENS WHILE I'M ASLEEP XD
GODDAMMIT YOU GUYS :<
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:47 am
Marshmallow Kitty EVERYTHING HAPPENS WHILE I'M ASLEEP XD GODDAMMIT YOU GUYS :< Dangit, you need coffee, Amelia. D< You need to be super hyper active like Pinkie Pie. 8D
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:09 am
Rin Agame You never explain the joke! ...Because you see, if you explain, it's not funny. I know, that's why I said I was sad for explaining. ;-;
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:17 am
A NEW DAY BRINGS A NEW CONTEST.
ALSO TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY GET SOME!
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:34 am
askem2 A NEW DAY BRINGS A NEW CONTEST. ALSO TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY GET SOME!
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
Buon compleanno!
誕生日おめでとう！
З Днем Народження!
Happy birthday~
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:39 am
Happy Birthday Joshua. :3
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:04 am
Lance Dartel Miss Macabre Grey This joke escaped me. ._. "You can't keep him lyin' there." Lyin' = sounds like lion "That's no lion, that's a giraffe." I feel sorry that I had to explain this joke. ._. I just... lave a low sense of humor. I realized I mostly like the things Fex from That '70s show says... but the joke escaped me... ANDIT CAN BE SOMETIMES!! Most people tune out what I say, so when I tell a joke, they only hear the punchline. They laugh fairly hard when I explain it... ^.^; Happy Date of Birth, home-slice-butter-spread-on-toast!
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:31 am
This would look much better if I could do proper tones on my computer.
生日快乐 !!(sheng er kuai le)
お誕生日おめでとうございます!! (Otanjou-bi Omedetou Gozaimasu!)
새일 축하합니다!! (Saengil chukhahamnida) (please do not ask me how to pronounce it, as I can barely pronounce it aloud myself XD)
feliz cumpleaños!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
aaand that's all the languages I know how to say it in....
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:47 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:05 pm
So this power to have an awesome birthday...There's only one way that could have obtained it...
With the help of....KYOJII!
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